Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[daven37]

PMSL

Actually greeting live in the radio

Please tell me someone has a recording of this. Deserves its own thread.

 

[blue barney]

Hurry up Dave, get to the bit where you burst into tears

 

[Humbug]

Another promising breakdown ahead.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Ian's an internet sensation.

His tears were absolutely glorious!

Where are you @Edweird LOL

 

[WinkieWATP]

Address care of Erskine Bridge LOL

That was magical. Absolutely magical from his first words to the tears.

%^*& Ian and all like him.

 

[LenzieLoyal]

David wrote the season aff efter the old firm game.

Mibby no as daft as he sounds.

 

[frankieboy]

Johnny Yen said:
Wilson just said Celtic brought in a psychieologist to help.

He’s there to cover Duffy

A thirty bob duvet could cover Duffy

 

[Tommy1656]

There's a big queue at the Erskine bridge yeeeeeeessssssss
WATP

 

[weeneebs]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

Fuk the lot of them

 

[Bluetac 73]

Gordon Duncan genuinely wasn’t sure if he was presenting Clyde or working for the Samaritans there

He played a blinder when the caller said he would take Mark Wilson to play.

 

[Bri RTID]

That was beautiful

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

 

[Div1872]

Remember guys these cuunts wanted us dead

They laughed and mocked us for years so I have zero pity for every last one of the bastards

We phucked your 10IAR and it’s glorious

The Rangers back in our rightful position

WATP #55

 

[Ger4Ever]

after that caller, it was the first time i wanted to hear a rangers fan come on in a while

just so he can burst out laughing and put the phone down

 

[The Railway Bear]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

Why the fk would you go onto a public platform if you were feeling like that, stupidity at best.

 

[A Magician Named Gob]

To be honest I’m not comfortable laughing at that guy is clearly upset and shouldnt be calling radio stations

Imagine how he would've felt when something we all care deeply about happened in 2012.

Obviously it's not the same as family but to a lot of people it's the nearest thing.

%^*& him. He's probably binning his ten in a row merchandise and that's what set him off.

 

[whitbyontbear]

Father ill, Covid ravaging the world and some eejit is greetin because of a football score.

I'll retire to Bedlam.

 

[oranje-viola]

Delicious

 

[AllyRFC]

Where are you @Edweird LOL

Thread on first page bud

 

[Nando2]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

You are at it surely

 

[sirstevefleming]

Tighten them. They and they alone have got themselves into such a frenzy over terry.

 

[Davie86]

See if your dads ill, the last thing you'd think of doing would to start greetin on a national phone in show about football ...surely

Exactly my thoughts

 

[TassieBill]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

Well said. At least when we were suffering during the banter years we had plenty of other things to distract us. These goblins are suffering the implosion of their team during a global pandemic.

Lovely.

 

[The Crimson King]

For some of them this was their entire life. They built a meaningless achievement up so much that they are mentally tearing apart at the seams now that it's gone.

I'm not being funny but guys like that probably need real help. Like actual, medical help, because that's pretty sad to listen to tbh.

 

[dougiem]

Backwards Davvvvvvve here emmmmmmmmmmmmmm
UP YA

 

[DragonBlue]

Dude bursting into tears on SSB sorry but no sympathy! How many Bears have lost dads in recent years? People who have supported our club for a lifetime who never got to see us get back where we belong because this clowns team led a campaign to kill us which nearly worked.
Thousands of Bears passing on who would never get to experience what we will all very soon, 55. No sympathy none at all!

 

[Maturebear63]

That's his taxi turned up to take him to Erskine Bridge.

 

[BigDGrant]

Inject this shit straight into my veins!!!!!!

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

If Clyde had any nous at all, they'd stand GBXperience down tonight. Keep these guys coming!! Hahahahaha.

Replace it with the SDXperience !

 

[1Hamburg]

I missed the greetin', is there a later time
to hear the whole programme again?

 

[the nowhere man]

We need Laurie

 

[Fourladshadadream]

When you don’t kick a ball at the weekend and your goal difference gets extended at the top of the league.
Carslberg Saturday

 

[Wishbone]

Did he say he was hoping to get "free" season tickets for £1800?

 

[badger72]

Where's that lady's front bottom rod Stewart just now?

 

[Hap Hapablap]

I've had a lot of personal heartache in amongst the last 8 years of strife that engulfed the club I love.

When your team is losing and an absolute shambles it compounds what is going on in your personal life, its a sad fact of life in this city.

 

[The hunter2]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

He shouldn't be going on a football talk in then if hes that upset

 

[bad boy boogie]

Stop yer greetin,ma radios waterlogged

 

[chilebear]

I hope Ian's dad is ok. Indeed, I hope Ian is ok. Why tf would you call a radio station and start that? Plenty of them deserve the misery of us winning the league (and far more), but that fella seemed genuinely on the edge.

You wouldnt be phoning RC if your father is really sick.

 

[Ger4Ever]

I hope Ian's dad is ok. Indeed, I hope Ian is ok. Why tf would you call a radio station and start that? Plenty of them deserve the misery of us winning the league (and far more), but that fella seemed genuinely on the edge.

it's the last thing you'd do if a family member was ill, so i think he was just trying to put a sob story in there thinking it would in some way force change at his club

 

[wd1872]

Tbf he did go on to say his Dad is unwell. Taking joy in someone's pain who is clearly going through a hard time outside of football is not Rangers like. Plenty of other tims to laugh at.

We're laughing at their pain, its been a long time coming. Get it up every single last one of them.

 

[EKblue]

Imagine how he would've felt when something we all care deeply about happened in 2012.

Obviously it's not the same as family but to a lot of people it's the nearest thing.

%^*& him. He's probably binning his ten in a row merchandise and that's what set him off.

I know just brining family into it ... but Your correct he probably is a bitter one anyways

 

[loyallancashire]

In all of our years of pain I hand on heart cannot recall ever hearing a Bear on a phone in crying like a fucking lassie.

This is the difference between us and them. Its a cult to them. They have nothing else in their lives. Its why you don't see them wearing anything other than their grey and green stripes, they need to feel they belong to something and have something in their sad little lives. And then when it goes wrong they are utterly fucked. Lost. Ruined.

Hell stamp it into them.

They are the same people who put Christmas decorations up in November .

 

[Sticky Fingers]

That’s what chasing a faux “ten” does to you.
shame if there’s personal problems there, but that’s not what’s triggered his crying, that was triggered by the fact that his honking club are ripping him off to the tune of £1800 while he watches them get pumped left right and centre this season.

Chasing a tainted ten, all those other faux title won were all for nothing. Your historic successes were all for nothing and will very soon be forgotten about.

 

[Hank_Marvin]

Please tell me someone has a recording of this. Deserves its own thread.

Will be on twitter soon enough no doubt

 

[Gazzabear v2.0]

Davids just boring, get him to %^*&

 

[Calvinist]

I hope Ian's dad is ok. Indeed, I hope Ian is ok. Why tf would you call a radio station and start that? Plenty of them deserve the misery of us winning the league (and far more), but that fella seemed genuinely on the edge.

Nah , f.uck him

I’m sure he’s enjoyed many a laugh when we were fighting for our club to survive .

had 2012 happened to the mentally challengeds they’d have never had survived . Pricks

 

[top_cat]

We need Laurie

We all need Laurie!

 

[Three-in-seven]

I missed the greetin', is there a later time
to hear the whole programme again?

There is a listen again option, but that call is bound to pop up again on here, when it's available.

 

[trueblueally]

Delicious absolutely delicious.
F eck him - Bheast

 

[LordCraig]

Get it right round you.