Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you

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Michael Mols said:
They’re weirdly obsessed with our European results. Suppose it’s all they’ve got left this season.
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It's because we're everything they were told they would become after they forced us into the bottom tier and it is eating them up inside.

We're a modern club, managed well at all levels with a modern set-up, rejuvenating the area around the stadium with club related buildings, great relations between the board and fans, team lead by a world renowned former player, competitive on the European stage and dominating the league.

Meanwhile, after 8 years of being able to do whatever they wanted and still win the league at a canter; they've failed to get into the Champions League on a regular basis, they're getting papped out of Europe by Ferencvaros and Sparta Prague reserves, they're an absolute mess off the pitch that has regressed back to a side that's ran by dinosaurs from the early 90's, their ownership use the club as a bank and are about to launch an all out assault on their fan groups with their new CEO and they are the laughing stock of the footballing world.

Oh, and the only thing they have sung about for 8 years and were desperate to land has come down like the fucking Hindenburg.

Pleasing.
 
SouthCoastLoyal said:
It always makes me very suspicious of someone when they are obsessed with Palestine and they have no family connection to Palestine.

There are a large number territorial disputes worldwide listed at the link below, but they suspiciously only fixate with the Israel-Palestine one.

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List of territorial disputes - Wikipedia

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More to do with the fact the plo and ira were partners in murder.
 
Thommo2006 said:
What is it they dont get about their players covid issues and Patterson/bassey/zungu?

For any mentally challengeds looking in

Your players had to isolate because one of your players actually caught covid. This is government guidelines not some rule the sfa made up.

Patterson and the rest of our lads didnt catch covid. Even if they did they didnt mix with other players. They isolated as per government rules.
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The simplest of issues are a complex labyrinth of tortured complication when your psyche is as twisted as these fools.
 
Mr_Miscellaneous said:
It's because we're everything they were told they would become after they forced us into the bottom tier and it is eating them up inside.

We're a modern club, managed well at all levels with a modern set-up, rejuvenating the area around the stadium with club related buildings, great relations between the board and fans, team lead by a world renowned former player, competitive on the European stage and dominating the league.

Meanwhile, after 8 years of being able to do whatever they wanted and still win the league at a canter; they've failed to get into the Champions League on a regular basis, they're getting papped out of Europe by Ferencvaros and Sparta Prague reserves, they're an absolute mess off the pitch that has regressed back to a side that's ran by dinosaurs from the early 90's, their ownership use the club as a bank and are about to launch an all out assault on their fan groups with their new CEO and they are the laughing stock of the footballing world.

Oh, and the only thing they have sung about for 8 years and were desperate to land has come down like the fucking Hindenburg.

Pleasing.
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Pleasing is a delicious understatement. Beautifully put sir.
 
Walters80 said:
By confronting them with facts.......

- Fc Midtjylland Champions of Denmark and finished 10 points ahead FC Copenhagen who beat them 4-2.

- Galatasaray top of the Turkish league right now.

- Porto ranked 15th in Europe and just beat Juventus last week.

- Young boys just beat Bayer Leverkusen in Germany

- Benfica came within 3 minutes from putting Arsenal out last night/4th biggest spenders in world football last season.

- Standard Liège/Royal Antwerp both from a top 10 ranked league.

- Willem II defeated Ajax (away) & PSV in the league last season.

- Villarreal from a top ranked league.

- NK Maribor beat Lennon's yahoo side with Virgil Van Dijk playing.


We've beaten all these sides outright or in the head to heads over the last 3 seasons apart from Young Boys.
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That's an unbelievable list. And its not even our full list of scalps these last 3 years.
 
IrvineLoyal said:
I think its safe to say if Gerrard didnt hate celtic before he does now.



He had their cards marked after the first old firm game against them that was the day any respect he had for them went with that.



Gerrard loves the Rangers and will always be a Ranger that hurts them a lot :)
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I’d say this post is bang on the money . Steven Gerrard probably had thoughts on the old firm while a Liverpool player , I reckon those thoughts might have changed considerably .
 
They have page after page comparing our Europa League opponents to theirs, this year and last, with several requests for someone to post how many penalties we've had this season. They are delusional and have went into comfort blanket overdrive hysteria.

The bottom line is, we have made the last 16 for two consecutive seasons. What difference does it make if you think we would have beaten Lille or not, or what position Lazio were in Serie A when you beat them compared to where Porto were in Primeira Liga when we beat them? Or is it that French and Italian teams count as they are in the top 5 leagues but Portuguese teams don't because they are only top 6? Off the scale lunacy.

Here's some facts for you timmy...

WE have beaten YOU the last three times we've played YOU.

We are 18 points clear in a league with YOU.

We have 9 league penalties to your 7. Hardly surprising given we are the better attacking team and spend more time the opponents box. If anything, I should be surprised that yous are only two behind us but then I'm reminded of the Ajeti and Taylor dives.

Stop making hypothetical comparisons between the standard of opposition in a European competition when we are embarrassing YOU in a league WE BOTH play in.

It's nice to be cruising towards the glory of our record 55th title. It's also nice to be in the last 16 of a European competition once again. It's nice that you are suffering and can't handle the truth of what is unfolding before your very own eyes.

Now off you go and start getting those stats in to justify why Sparta are better than Slavia, and how if Slavia played Copenhagen last year then X would've happened, and if we got Lille in our group and you got Standard then Y would've happened. In the meantime, I'm going to bask in the warmth and glow of being a Rangers fan. Probably scroll through wee Alfie's Twitter for a bit, another wee run of last night's game perhaps because why the hell not? :shh: B-)
 
Mr_Miscellaneous said:
It's because we're everything they were told they would become after they forced us into the bottom tier and it is eating them up inside.

We're a modern club, managed well at all levels with a modern set-up, rejuvenating the area around the stadium with club related buildings, great relations between the board and fans, team lead by a world renowned former player, competitive on the European stage and dominating the league.

Meanwhile, after 8 years of being able to do whatever they wanted and still win the league at a canter; they've failed to get into the Champions League on a regular basis, they're getting papped out of Europe by Ferencvaros and Sparta Prague reserves, they're an absolute mess off the pitch that has regressed back to a side that's ran by dinosaurs from the early 90's, their ownership use the club as a bank and are about to launch an all out assault on their fan groups with their new CEO and they are the laughing stock of the footballing world.

Oh, and the only thing they have sung about for 8 years and were desperate to land has come down like the fucking Hindenburg.

Pleasing.
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Great post.
 
Recoba said:
It's hilarious that scum fans are even opening their mouth about us, if this was the other way around i would be having a social media blackout until the following season.

Their team were seeded in pot 1 for their group which was the biggest brass neck and then they got absolutely pumped rotten.
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Must be the worst performance by a pot 1 team in a European group ever?
 
Walters80 said:
The hypocrisy from that lot is amazing they were more than happy to win on a technicality (twice) after being hammered 6-1 & 3-1 in Europe respectively.

I didn't see any "morality" from them when their wee sneaky lawyers overturned a 6-1 drubbing just cause a player came on for the last two and a half minutes of tie that was already over.

They might say they worked within the laws of the game well so did Rangers if that's the case.
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I aunt taking any lessons or guidance on morals from some mentally challenged bastardt! That’s primarily what’s wrong with the world, immoral cvunts handing out lessons in morals.
 
Brick_Top said:


Other than not thinking we are an absolutely brilliant team, this one at least has a wee bit of common sense.
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Far too rational of a comment to be on a fans forum lol

How many times did he get called a "Hun bastard" after that comment?

Anything that isn't 100% defence of Celtic and 100% attack on Rangers are then barraged with bigotry and insults.

Crazy that they've lost the same amount of games in Europe this season, as we have in 3 seasons.
 
Ubik said:
Bricking it, look how much effort this turd puts in :D

CM22
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My thoughts on opponents that Rangers can draw, from hardest to most favourable:


1) Man United – Even a rotated United team should have far too much for them. The further the big teams get in the Europa the more serious they take it.

2) Arsenal – Very hit and miss but Arteta’s only hope of gaining entry into the CL and playing his best side.

3) Ajax – In brilliant form and going all out to win it with a good cushion in the League. No Sebastian Haller though, their main striker after an admin error left him out of their squad and Onana, their GK is suspended for a year due to a drugs ban but even so they have a great squad of attacking players.


4) Spurs – A side I don’t hugely rate and think Jose has regressed them, but similar to Arsenal, their only realistic chance of CL football by winning it so will be going all out.
5) Villarreal – Going well in La Liga, although have hit a dip. Good team that strengthened over the summer and have experience of playing them. Beat a very good Salzburg team over two legs.

6) Roma – Playing very well in the EL. Very inconsistent in Serie A but will be a hard team to play.

7) Milan – A team I don’t rate to be honest. Needed penalties to get in against Rio Ave. Punched unbelievably above their weight early in Serie A mainly thanks to the genius of Zlatan. I expect them to fall away in Serie A and will likely go with a second string again in the EL so on paper looks a very hard draw but in theory not as bad as you would think. We even managed to go 2-0 up in the San Siro at the peak of our crisis and were actually good value for it at the time.

8) Skakhtar – Beat Real Madrid home and away in the CL and EL Semi Finalists. Seasoned pros and a very hard draw.

9) Granada – Knocked out Napoli and were going very well for the first third of the La Liga season. Seconds away from Knocking Barca out of the Copa Del Rey as well and will be going all out to win this.

10) Slavia Prague – A very good side. Draws away at Barca and Inter in last seasons CL Groups and a good win over Leicester. Tough draw.

11) Olympiacos – The Greek league all but won so will try and go on another run in this after beating Arsenal in the last 32 last year and PSV his year.
12) Dinamo Zagreb – technically a very good attacking side who are seasoned regulars at European level and in recent seasons have been flying. Only conceded one goal in the group stage, topping a group with Feyenoord and CSKA Moscow and a good home and away win over Krasnodar.

13) Young Boys – Flying in the Swiss league and with their star striker back from missing both legs v Leverkusen. Took four points off them last year and seem to have improved with a brilliant home and away win v Leverkusen.

14) Dynamo Kiev – Poor side if you ask me and I’ve watched them a few times. I reckon they will win here. Came third in their CL group as only narrowly beat Ferencvaros on aggregate. Beat an absolutely Covid decimated Club Brugge in the last 32, otherwise it would have been a very straight forward Brugge win. Lucescu has made them hard to beat in terms of quality, quite low.

15) Molde – Finished second by a distance in Norway and had to come through their EL Group with Rapid Vienna and Dundalk, so not exactly stiff competition. Absolutely battered by Hoffenheim, but a deflected goal and a goal with the last kick got them through. Handy enough draw
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CM22 is an undercover Gers op
Ubik said:
Bricking it, look how much effort this turd puts in :D

CM22
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Getting noticed in the reserves

1 minute ago#108306
My thoughts on opponents that Rangers can draw, from hardest to most favourable:


1) Man United – Even a rotated United team should have far too much for them. The further the big teams get in the Europa the more serious they take it.

2) Arsenal – Very hit and miss but Arteta’s only hope of gaining entry into the CL and playing his best side.

3) Ajax – In brilliant form and going all out to win it with a good cushion in the League. No Sebastian Haller though, their main striker after an admin error left him out of their squad and Onana, their GK is suspended for a year due to a drugs ban but even so they have a great squad of attacking players.


4) Spurs – A side I don’t hugely rate and think Jose has regressed them, but similar to Arsenal, their only realistic chance of CL football by winning it so will be going all out.
5) Villarreal – Going well in La Liga, although have hit a dip. Good team that strengthened over the summer and have experience of playing them. Beat a very good Salzburg team over two legs.

6) Roma – Playing very well in the EL. Very inconsistent in Serie A but will be a hard team to play.

7) Milan – A team I don’t rate to be honest. Needed penalties to get in against Rio Ave. Punched unbelievably above their weight early in Serie A mainly thanks to the genius of Zlatan. I expect them to fall away in Serie A and will likely go with a second string again in the EL so on paper looks a very hard draw but in theory not as bad as you would think. We even managed to go 2-0 up in the San Siro at the peak of our crisis and were actually good value for it at the time.

8) Skakhtar – Beat Real Madrid home and away in the CL and EL Semi Finalists. Seasoned pros and a very hard draw.

9) Granada – Knocked out Napoli and were going very well for the first third of the La Liga season. Seconds away from Knocking Barca out of the Copa Del Rey as well and will be going all out to win this.

10) Slavia Prague – A very good side. Draws away at Barca and Inter in last seasons CL Groups and a good win over Leicester. Tough draw.

11) Olympiacos – The Greek league all but won so will try and go on another run in this after beating Arsenal in the last 32 last year and PSV his year.
12) Dinamo Zagreb – technically a very good attacking side who are seasoned regulars at European level and in recent seasons have been flying. Only conceded one goal in the group stage, topping a group with Feyenoord and CSKA Moscow and a good home and away win over Krasnodar.

13) Young Boys – Flying in the Swiss league and with their star striker back from missing both legs v Leverkusen. Took four points off them last year and seem to have improved with a brilliant home and away win v Leverkusen.

14) Dynamo Kiev – Poor side if you ask me and I’ve watched them a few times. I reckon they will win here. Came third in their CL group as only narrowly beat Ferencvaros on aggregate. Beat an absolutely Covid decimated Club Brugge in the last 32, otherwise it would have been a very straight forward Brugge win. Lucescu has made them hard to beat in terms of quality, quite low.

15) Molde – Finished second by a distance in Norway and had to come through their EL Group with Rapid Vienna and Dundalk, so not exactly stiff competition. Absolutely battered by Hoffenheim, but a deflected goal and a goal with the last kick got them through. Handy enough draw
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CM22 is an undercover Gers operator, must be. ;)
 
Brick_Top said:
All KDS activity today is basically mentally challengeds tying themselves in knots trying to justify how we’ve never played any decent teams in the EL under Gerrard.

Apparently the only criteria that matters now is whether a team is from one of the big 5 leagues.

Forget the fact that Porto and Benfica outrank just about every ‘top 5 league’ side in the Europa and have just had results against Juventus and Arsenal. Forget the fact that Braga pumped Wolves home and away. Forget the fact Young Boys beat Leverkusen home and away. Forget the fact Antwerp beat Spurs. Forget the fact Liege beat Arsenal. Forget the fact we got a result against ‘top 5 league’ Villarreal home and away.

They’ve revised history now by claiming that Leverkusen is the only side we’ve faced from the top 5 leagues, and the fact that the beat us just shows we are pish and are just lucky because we usually avoid the sides from those leagues.

It’s bloody marvellous in all honesty. Us being 18 points clear and flying in Europe is absolutely destroying themB-D
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It’s brilliant. They’ve resorted to thinking up various ways to describe decent European teams as being shite for a few likes from people they’ve made feel a little bit better.
“Benfica who had to score an own goal for them to even get a draw”

They talk about penalties as if we’re under attack and the ref just awards us a penalty out the blue from the other end of the pitch.

“if you never had a penalty, the corner you scored from, or the free kick tavpen put in the top corner you’d have drawn that game”.
 
Thommo2006 said:
What is it they dont get about their players covid issues and Patterson/bassey/zungu?

For any mentally challengeds looking in

Your players had to isolate because one of your players actually caught covid. This is government guidelines not some rule the sfa made up.

Patterson and the rest of our lads didnt catch covid. Even if they did they didnt mix with other players. They isolated as per government rules.
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They were the same at admin time.
We weren’t punished as the points deduction wasn’t punishment, that was only a consequence of going into administration!
 
Wilkinsvolley said:
It’s brilliant. They’ve resorted to thinking up various ways to describe decent European teams as being shite for a few likes from people they’ve made feel a little bit better.
“Benfica who had to score an own goal for them to even get a draw”

They talk about penalties as if we’re under attack and the ref just awards us a penalty out the blue from the other end of the pitch.

“if you never had a penalty, the corner you scored from, or the free kick tavpen put in the top corner you’d have drawn that game”.
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You have to wonder in their mindset how they justify Kent's goal. Was that build up in play just because we were lucky?

Or Alfie's goal when Kent closed down. Was it because that defender is the worst in the world and none of their defenders have ever made a mistake under pressure?
 
Tailwind said:
Must be the worst performance by a pot 1 team in a European group ever?
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Most certainly, for some reason Lille didn't seem to care when the played them but they conceded the most goals ever by a team in the group phase.

How they ever ended up as top seeds is laughable and they keep going on about Lazio all the time, Forster had another world class performance at Parkhead in that game and Lazio gifted them the winner in Rome.

Fair enough they still beat them and thru were both good results but to follow that up with getting pumped rotten off Copenhagen means nothing.

From 3 mins 30 seconds in just brilliant.

 
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Mr_Miscellaneous said:
It's because we're everything they were told they would become after they forced us into the bottom tier and it is eating them up inside.

We're a modern club, managed well at all levels with a modern set-up, rejuvenating the area around the stadium with club related buildings, great relations between the board and fans, team lead by a world renowned former player, competitive on the European stage and dominating the league.

Meanwhile, after 8 years of being able to do whatever they wanted and still win the league at a canter; they've failed to get into the Champions League on a regular basis, they're getting papped out of Europe by Ferencvaros and Sparta Prague reserves, they're an absolute mess off the pitch that has regressed back to a side that's ran by dinosaurs from the early 90's, their ownership use the club as a bank and are about to launch an all out assault on their fan groups with their new CEO and they are the laughing stock of the footballing world.

Oh, and the only thing they have sung about for 8 years and were desperate to land has come down like the fucking Hindenburg.

Pleasing.
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It's because we're everything they were told they would become after they forced us into the bottom tier and it is eating them up inside.


Spot on .
 
Recoba said:
Most certainly, for some reason Lille didn't seem to care when the played them but they conceded the most goals ever by a team in the group phase.

How they ever ended up as top seeds is laughable and they keep going on about Lazio all the time, Forster had another world class performance at Parkhead in that game and Lazio gifted them the winner in Rome.

Fair enough they still beat them and thru were both good results but to follow that up with getting pumped rotten off Copenhagen means nothing.

From 3 mins 30 seconds in just brilliant.

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if you watch it from 3mins 15 secs you get to a the mentally challengeds getting a 'goal' chopped off, the whistle went before he struck it but i remember them moaning it had been chopped off.
 
Ardgowan_Bear said:
Ask them what teams they played getting to the EC final in 1967...a much easier run than our 72 CWC win.

In fact, don't...you'll sound like them fuçktards
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To be honest, they probably couldn’t name who they played en route to Lisbon but could recall our opponents in every round. With a brief summary of the “favourable decisions” we received from our chosen refs
 
Ubik said:
if you watch it from 3mins 15 secs you get to a the mentally challengeds getting a 'goal' chopped off, the whistle went before he struck it but i remember them moaning it had been chopped off.
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I forgot just how enjoyable those highlights were tbh.
 
Recoba said:
Most certainly, for some reason Lille didn't seem to care when the played them but they conceded the most goals ever by a team in the group phase.

How they ever ended up as top seeds is laughable and they keep going on about Lazio all the time, Forster had another world class performance at Parkhead in that game and Lazio gifted them the winner in Rome.

Fair enough they still beat them and thru were both good results but to follow that up with getting pumped rotten off Copenhagen means nothing.

From 3 mins 30 seconds in just brilliant.

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They would have done so much better if there were fans in the stadium.

Wait a minute!
 
Recoba said:
Most certainly, for some reason Lille didn't seem to care when the played them but they conceded the most goals ever by a team in the group phase.

How they ever ended up as top seeds is laughable and they keep going on about Lazio all the time, Forster had another world class performance at Parkhead in that game and Lazio gifted them the winner in Rome.

Fair enough they still beat them and thru were both good results but to follow that up with getting pumped rotten off Copenhagen means nothing.

From 3 mins 30 seconds in just brilliant.

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One or two things from these highlights.

1. Defensive frailties were evident. Even before Londonduffy.

2. Certain Celtc players used to be able to burst forward with pace when they wanted.

Lockdown made them slow, sluggish and in some cases overweight. Im still convinced we could have challenged for the league last season after lockdown considering our players came back fit, hungry and bulked.

Of course, their slower play could also be they signed shi.te during the transfer window.
 
Wilkinsvolley said:
It’s brilliant. They’ve resorted to thinking up various ways to describe decent European teams as being shite for a few likes from people they’ve made feel a little bit better.
“Benfica who had to score an own goal for them to even get a draw”

They talk about penalties as if we’re under attack and the ref just awards us a penalty out the blue from the other end of the pitch.

“if you never had a penalty, the corner you scored from, or the free kick tavpen put in the top corner you’d have drawn that game”.
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They’re total hypocrites. If you bring up the fact that they hold the record for amount on penalties received in a league season (although we might break that record), they’ll point out that the more you play in the opposition box and take shots on target, the more often you’ll have a chance of a penalty if not a goal. And they‘re right. So why aren’t they applying the same reasoning here?
 
Wilkinsvolley said:
It’s brilliant. They’ve resorted to thinking up various ways to describe decent European teams as being shite for a few likes from people they’ve made feel a little bit better.
“Benfica who had to score an own goal for them to even get a draw”

They talk about penalties as if we’re under attack and the ref just awards us a penalty out the blue from the other end of the pitch.

“if you never had a penalty, the corner you scored from, or the free kick tavpen put in the top corner you’d have drawn that game”.
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And when all that fails it was either a tap in.
A fluke of a screamer or a reliance on a bit of genius from a player we should never have been able to afford.

Basically 1 of 6 categories where just about any goal ever could be put into 1 or more of.
 
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