Rangers, champions - How the world sees it

That one will hurt the moon howlers
Just seen this on the National Geographical Channel

In the foothills of the land of the head of the shark a bizarre and primitive tribalcult the Taaa Re Ur still worship their god Bijocnoo and cut off from modern technology, up to date news live a strange and parochial life with their tribal elders the so called Keh Ri Dyals perpetuating a whole set of strange unfounded myths superstitions and strange tribal practices. Their recent human sacrifice of their tribal chief Nee Lenoo has not gone unnoticed by anthropologists from Glasgow University's Department of Strange Tribes Cults and Weird Shit Studies as has their strange counting rituals where numbers we would find easy to understand and sequence are supplanted with random values supplied by the trial elders. Timothy mentally challenged from the Glasgow university study unit agreed "Yes their numerical counting systems are basic and randomly generated for instance if we say the number 55 they would randomise a number like "1" its fascinating but perplexing and frustrating all the same..."

Anyhow back to sports news and the Ranger's 55 Championship Celebrations
 
The SG impact for our Club has strengthened its world-wide brand. The mentally challengeds must be quaking in their shoes at the future of the dynasty he is building at Ibrox. Even the Grundian in London had it front news on its internet site.
 
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