Best Short-Lived Chants

[Business_Bear]

Rule Britainia, Britania Rules the Waves
Gerry Britain never gets a game!

 

[BomberBrownFan]

The magic hat chant before the magic hat slipped from Warburton’s head.

 

[Northampton Lodger]

Tom Forsyth he's got Jaws
He's got Channon by the baws
Na na na na na na na



Oh shitey shitey shitey ...shitey shitey Galloway

 

[Blue Goose]

"Davie Dodds the elephant man"
"Davie Dodds the elephant man"

 

[Supergreengo]

2 Amoruso’s there’s only 2 Amoruso’s

 

[Mearns Ranger]

To Robbie Keane....

Where’s your fucking caravan?

And

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round

 

[Javi]

There’s only one Jorge cadetti
He’s got hair like spaghetti
He’s Portuguese, he’s wan eh these...

 

[Monty_greenock34]

Aiiii eee aye.......Fabio cardoso....

 

[Gers1997]

The Loco-Motion came on the radio today and anytime I hear it I think of us singing “C’mon Stubbsy, do the no-promotion”. For me it’s one of the funniest chants we’ve ever hit out with.

It got me thinking what great chants we’ve used that may have only been used once or occasionally that you loved?

My good pal once started “Henry’s in a huff” after the hearts keeper fecked a goalkick at tinecastle

 

[Ted Rangers]

Wasn't there one about Carlos Cuellar having curly hair?

 

[CrocodileDundee]

Was thinking about something similar the other day. Why was “oh the bluebells are blue” so popular during our 9 in a row. Never quite got my head round why we would sing it, I know there’s bluebells on the Ibrox gates but that’s the only link I can see.

 

[superallythe2nd]

There's only one Paolo Di Canio,
And he is a fùcking fanny-o,
He likes the pasta,
He's a fènìàń bastard.
Walking in a proddy wonderland.


Ah, the 90s.

 

[CrocodileDundee]

Boom boom boom everybody say gazza to the tune of the outhere brothers boom boom boom song is another short lived effort.

 

[CrocodileDundee]

There’s only one Henrik Larson, he’s got a face like a Martian

Oh a packet of sweets and a cheeky wee smile, Larson is a fucking peodophile!

 

[Souness86]

The one about Celtic's 1960's squad not successfully managing to witness 10 consecutive Scottish league titles

 

[Polar bear]

The best ever. Sure it was Boxing Day and I was out my young tits.

Never heard that one before.
Brilliant.

 

[Graemelins]

The magic hat

 

[SecondBestIsNothing]

Tom Forsyth he's got Jaws
He's got Channon by the baws
Na na na na na na na



Oh shitey shitey shitey ...shitey shitey Galloway

Ma da said this was his favourite

 

[Yosser]

2 Amoruso’s there’s only 2 Amoruso’s

Was it not 2 Andy Gorams?

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Glad that phase is over of shite songs for players because the young team had to find one for everyone. Sasa Papac to the tune of Heartbeat but with virtually no lyrics springs to mind.

Sasa oh sasa papac runs down the wing for me

 

[AyrLoyal]

"Tommy, Tommy McLean everyone knows his name"( to the tune of Rupert the Bear) revised and inserted Ronald De Boer many years later pished at the games but much as I tried it never caught on :-(

 

[Mass72]

Was it not 2 Andy Gorams?

Tims got beat by juventus and Nicola Amoruso scored the winner, extraordinary

 

[Bluebearjim]

Gemmills a bastard - from the Derry late 60s ! He just turned and laughed

The Hills are alive, with the sound of...
Gemmells a bastard (repeat)

 

[BillySimpson]

Wasn't there one about Carlos Cuellar having curly hair?

He's 6 ft 2 with curly hair
His teeth are f*cked but I don't care
He's Carlos Cuellar
The Rangers centre half

The first time I heard that song was in a service station on the way down to Manchester!

 

[The Ranger]

Ranger's cha cha cha Ranger's cha cha cha

 

[BillySimpson]

Mibbies aye
Mibbies naw
Oh mibbies aye, mibbies naw.

sung non-stop for about 10 minutes at St Johnstone

 

[Pistonarms]

Get it up ye while yer young
Get it up ye while yer young
Get it up ye
Get it up ye
Get it up ye while yer young

 

[Pistonarms]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
The dirty great arse of a crow
I would fly over Parkhead tomorrow
And shite on the batsards below

 

[buc11]

He must have gone home
He must have gone home
We can't see McGeady
He must have gone home

 

[Alex Boyce]

Alfie's a barrel Alfie's a barrel of shite!

 

[Supergreengo]

Was it not 2 Andy Gorams?

Amoruso of Juventus scored the winner against the filth

 

[Marc]

Dundee’s a shithole, why don’t we go home..,

then a couple of old dears beside us (bears) started moaning at us cause they were from Dundee

 

[TN8]

4-1 wasn’t it? Was a bit like the Easter road game I think it was year before, everyone steaming enjoying themselves. Makes me miss it more watching old videos

Yep 4-1. Wee Weiss scored a cracking solo effort, don't remember any of the other goals off the top of my head. The Bougherra song lasted well over half an hour non-stop then I hardly heard it again after that.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Matt McKays digeriedoo

Tony Mowbrays the white John Barnes

 

[The Huguenot]

Georgie Best, superstar, wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Yep 4-1. Wee Weiss scored a cracking solo effort, don't remember any of the other goals off the top of my head. The Bougherra song lasted well over half an hour non-stop then I hardly heard it again after that.

We kept it going on bus to away games for a good while didn’t we @TPB90 brilliant times!

 

[The Huguenot]

Could you go a coca cola, paul mcstay?

 

[esemsea]

Gemmel’s a Bas- - - -

 

[Gazb1962]

Could ye go a chicken supper??

 

[DJ Blue]

"Lets all do the Anton"

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Harpers a barrel Harpers a barrel of shite shite shite

Turkielmas wank wank wank

 

[Goity]

To the tune of Oasis 'Don't look back in anger'

Can't remember the full lyrics but wen't along the lines of So Tommy can wait, Now we got 8, It'll be nine in a row, so don't look back you wanker etc

 

[Loyal Latina]

Nakamura ate my dog

A Chinese Celtic fan told me that was "Lathism".

 

[BillySimpson]

McSTAY missed a penalty McSTAY missed a penalty . . .

 

[ShiftyPowers]

Some poor monkeys got a Tony Mowbray heid!

I remember this on one of the buses in Bucharest at the Unirea Urziceni!!! What a mingin match that was ‍

 

[BillySimpson]

Georgie Best, superstar, wears frilly knickers and a playtex bra.

I don't think it was short-lived, but it is certainly one of my first memories of any type of song, sung probably round about Primary 1! Although our version to the best of my memory didn't mention Playtex , just "and he wears a bra"

 

[coops_left_foot]

Sure there was an Andy Walker one from the 80’s along the lines of
Andy Walker is a donkey’s arse
He’s only fit for keyholes and
Wee lassie’s pee holes
Andy Walker is a donkey’s arse

 

[Jan Wyck]

Round about the late sixties/ early seventies we drew our customary German team in Europe. A couple of days before the game the film Sink the Bismarck was on the telly.

Cue the "Derry" when our German opponents were warming up.

"We sunk the Bismarck"

repeat ad nauseum.

 

[flootbon]

What's it like to lose a war,

Argentina Argentina,

What's it like to lose a war.

 

[Arminius]

There’s only one Jorge cadetti
He’s got hair like spaghetti
He’s Portuguese, he’s wan eh these...

i remember that except ending

“he eatsa the pasta
He’s a feeenian basta”