Best Short-Lived Chants

DJ Blue said:
"Lets all do the Anton"

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An absolute classic with arm movements included. Hahahah
 
BillySimpson said:
He's 6 ft 2 with curly hair
His teeth are f*cked but I don't care
He's Carlos Cuellar
The Rangers centre half

The first time I heard that song was in a service station on the way down to Manchester!
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That one had two opening lines to it

“He’s the rock in our back four, Cuellar, Cuellar

The opposition score no more, Cuellar, Cuellar

He’s six foot 2 with curly hair

His teeth are fucked but we don’t care

Carlos Cuellar the Rangers centre half

:))
 
Arminius said:
That one had two opening lines to it

“He’s the rock in our back four, Cuellar, Cuellar

The opposition score no more, Cuellar, Cuellar

He’s six foot 2 with curly hair

His teeth are fucked but we don’t care

Carlos Cuellar the Rangers centre half

:))
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I like those first 2 lines, I only remember them being sung as "Na na na na na na na na naaa na naaaa"!
 
“Alfie’s a barrel, Alfie’s a barrel of shite, shite, shite”

Brought the house down when first sung after Alfie Conn had signed for Celtic.
 
I can’t remember the teams, I’m pretty sure they were English, as it was a while ago. Towards the end of the season one set of fans started mocking the other team by singing “You’re going down, you’re going down” to which the other set replied “and so are you and so are you.”
 
In the game where the pope t-shirt wearing lunatic ran on to the pitch, there was a very short-lived chant, sung in anger as we feared the possible consequences of this breach, "Security you're having a laugh, security, you're having a laugh"
 
Another one from the sixties We all live in an orange submarine the 19th Century Terrorists think it’s green an orange submarine and the band began to play ftp and the ira
 
West Enclosure Bear said:
All 10-in-a-row taaarrier songs were hilarious!

Also...

So fcuck yer Harry....
Yer Lou Maccari....
Yer Kevin Barry....
Yer Harry Hood (yer Harry Hood!).
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I remember reading a post a number of years ago on here when a poster was matched with Hood at a golf tournament.
Not long after the start of the round the poster told Hood he used to sing about him all the time at the games.
' Celtic man, then?' asks the chuffed Harry
'Not in a million years ' replied the poster
 
SecondBestIsNothing said:
The Loco-Motion came on the radio today and anytime I hear it I think of us singing “C’mon Stubbsy, do the no-promotion”. For me it’s one of the funniest chants we’ve ever hit out with.

It got me thinking what great chants we’ve used that may have only been used once or occasionally that you loved?
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only one george cadette got hair like spaghetti
 
I never heard it at a game, but was there a song about a Celt*c fan that was hit by a taxi on an away euro trip? To the tune of “Monster” by The Automatic. “What’s that running over a Tim? Is it a taxi? A Fu**in Taxi!!”
 
The queen said no tae mass(the piggery 1985)
Where’s your Charlie gone after Charlie Nicholas went to Arsenal.
Three popes gone and the queen lives on
Sands is dead,sands is dead sang almost non stop in the 81 cup final
 
Biffa said:
“Sands is Dead...”

just was so passionate and loud at that Dundee Utd Final.

replaced with “Hughes is dead...” at the replay midweek.
Great times.
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I remember going down to the final on our bus and we were making up new songs about sands all the way down.
 
Archive sleeps wi Charlie
Was a good wind up back in the day when Archie Mcpherson creamed his yfronts commentating every time that wee fud Nicholas was playing, another one on the same theme was "where's your Charlie gone?..... Far far away" when said little fud joined Arsenal then his career faded away
 
I'm guessing that the chant from the mid Sixties of "The hills are alive with the sound of Gemmell's a b@stard" was only around for a couple of seasons?
 
“Show them the way to go home, they’re tired and they want to go to bed”.

My auld da sings this, how long did that song last in the terraces?
 
A favourite of mine which I was always asked to sing on the supporters bus was ———-
I married a fenyan her name was Maguire - you know the rest followed by the next verses

i then married a fenyan her name was McGee
She ordered my flute to be buried at sea
And as it was sinking I heard the old noise
Was the old orange flute playing The Protestant Boys

i was walking through Brigton one Saturday night
when up came a fenyan he asked me to fight
I pulled out my bayonet as quick as a flash
shouting young young Derry young Derry ya bass

The next to approach me was six foot four
I picked up my hatchet and he hit the floor
He was screaming and dying and rolling in pain
So I picked up my hatchet and hit him again

Cmon you young proddies now you must maintain
There is nothing like a proddie on this earth shall reign
We’ll fight for old Ulster were loyal and true
We’ll fight for the Rangers and the red, white and blue

Changed days ??;)
 
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