Rt. Hon. Bearman
Well-Known Member
Now now don't be so hasty.
The only way to sort this is of course to have them both fight it out.
In bikinis.
In a paddling pool of baby oil.
I'm a great believer in fairness so all footage from the fight will be covered by 4k cameras and I personally volunteer to be the man that reviews the VAR footage.
Can never be too carefull with fine margins like a slipped flap.
They could stick that on RTV for £9.99 a pop.