Ben Stokes is a Bear

[Big Hepy]

All I have to say about this is that gingers are class. At least the women.

that's the dream right there

 

[1BadMouse]

All I have to say about this is that gingers are class. At least the women.

Best Sex i ever had was with a Ginner she was utter filth all was well until she stuck a bottle of becks up my arse

Was picking out the foil for what seemed hours

Sucked me off the entire 90 minutes of the parma away game “i think” that was on in the afternoon, she even got the beers at half time

 

[Vallance]

I had to Googly "Ben Stokes"

 

[BSPECIAL]

I'm bowled over at this news

How's that?

 

[Kit_]

Can he play RW?

 

[HarriBo 55]

I'm bowled over at this news

Howzat, it's a silly point. WATP

 

[si72]

So is Tim Sherwood, and despite his Christian name, he is a bear too.

Sherwood is a complete and utter cocksocket and oxygen thief.

 

[Willem Bear]

Spurs fan

Looks like a few on here have been caught out!

 

[Otis Blue]

Best Sex i ever had was with a Ginner she was utter filth all was well until she stuck a bottle of becks up my arse

Was picking out the foil for what seemed hours

Sucked me off the entire 90 minutes of the parma away game “i think” that was on in the afternoon, she even got the beers at half time

Didn’t know James Buckley from the inbetweeners was a Rangers fan.

 

[WilkinsBullet]

Guess who’s a ginger!

He makes a fair point though. Bullying against these guys can be vicious. I saw one with a knife held to his throat once simply targeted because of his hair colour and that was in a school playground.

 

[tazzabear]

He makes a fair point though. Bullying against these guys can be vicious. I saw one with a knife held to his throat once simply targeted because of his hair colour and that was in a school playground.

Okay, I’ll delete my post.
Don’t want to cause any upset.

 

[coldbear]

Hmmmmm!

I heard he's related to Anthony Stokes through drink.

And ginger hair is unacceptable.

You can tell the newbies on here by their replies to this.

 

[tazzabear]

All I have to say about this is that gingers are class. At least the women.

Used to be a brilliant thread on the old board supporting and celebrating this very concept.

 

[coldbear]

Didn’t know James Buckley from the inbetweeners was a Rangers fan.

Our newly signed keeper used to go out with his missus.

 

[Wittenberg]

Hey, calm down everyone, I simply remarked that Ben Stokes' No. is 55, that he's a great player, very handy at thumping bams in nightclubs and seems a good guy.Our links with cricket are very strong ( Andy Goram, Johnny Hubbard, Scot Symon and West of Scotland Cricket Ground). The humourous replies and awful puns are excellent but demonising "gingers" is "wide of the mark"!

 

[immortal7]

Best Sex i ever had was with a Ginner she was utter filth all was well until she stuck a bottle of becks up my arse

Was picking out the foil for what seemed hours

Sucked me off the entire 90 minutes of the parma away game “i think” that was on in the afternoon, she even got the beers at half time

Didn't know the Duke of Buccleuch posted on here, greetings your (WG) Grace

 

[Willem Bear]

Hey, calm down everyone, I simply remarked that Ben Stokes' No. is 55, that he's a great player, very handy at thumping bams in nightclubs and seems a good guy.Our links with cricket are very strong ( Andy Goram, Johnny Hubbard, Scot Symon and West of Scotland Cricket Ground). The humourous replies and awful puns are excellent but demonising "gingers" is "wide of the mark"!

Also have strong links to Clydesdale Cricket Club, playing at their old ground in Kinning Park pre Ibrox, and training at their current Titwood ground in the 1990’s.

 

[lumbear1872]

Stokes is a Tottenham fan.

Who comes from Cumbria. I feel sorry for Carlisle utd I only know one Cumbrian that goes to their games.

 

[Groundhog]

Who comes from Cumbria. I feel sorry for Carlisle utd I only know one Cumbrian that goes to their games.

I’m sure I read a while back that Stokes has no real interest in football but a Spurs fan sent him a shirt so he became a ‘Spurs fan’.

 

[Harryrfc]

Best Sex i ever had was with a Ginner she was utter filth all was well until she stuck a bottle of becks up my arse

Was picking out the foil for what seemed hours

Sucked me off the entire 90 minutes of the parma away game “i think” that was on in the afternoon, she even got the beers at half time

Probably the best thing to do with a bottle of becks tbf...

 

[Coopers left foot.]

It's hit me for six.

Complete googly

 

[Jan Wyck]

You can tell the newbies on here by their replies to this.

Thank you CB.

I was beginning to feel even older than my years in that no-one else could recall the origins of my tongue in cheek comment.

For those that don't recall it was a thread in one of the old boards about funny football chants. If I recall correctly the story was that the Hearts fans at Tyncastle chanted "ginger hair is unacceptable" at an angry copper headed Bear who was giving them abuse.

All the raging orangutans can now stand down.

 

[stein and johnston]

Howzat work out, then.??

 

[Hideyorii]

Ginger hair is unacceptable?

Better tell Gough, McCall and Albertz.

Tell me you're ginger without telling me you're ginger

 

[Orange Peel]

Great player but been no.55 for years.
Roll on the fitba.

 

[Bear84]

Stokes was 8 or 9 when he moved to the U.K. from NZ so likely not much of a football fan.

 

[Robert Marshall]

Hmmmmm if you said that about someones skin colour... That would be unacceptable, so why is it alright to discriminate against someones hair colour? We've had many legends who have had ginger hair, in fact my own personal hero Albertz is one of them, not to mention our greatest captain Richard gough, Stuart mccall, bomber brown to name but a few.

At least it get's a mention, no one cares about us baldy fat individuals

 

[coldbear]

Thank you CB.

I was beginning to feel even older than my years in that no-one else could recall the origins of my tongue in cheek comment.

For those that don't recall it was a thread in one of the old boards about funny football chants. If I recall correctly the story was that the Hearts fans at Tyncastle chanted "ginger hair is unacceptable" at an angry copper headed Bear who was giving them abuse.

All the raging orangutans can now stand down.

They really don't do themselves any favours with regards to their stereotypical temperament issues.

 

[Jules Winfield]

I’m not buying it he’s got Cinch on his jumper

 

[willie johnston]

Wonder if Ollie "Pope" is one of us as well?

 

[willie johnston]

Best Sex i ever had was with a Ginner she was utter filth all was well until she stuck a bottle of becks up my arse

Was picking out the foil for what seemed hours

Sucked me off the entire 90 minutes of the parma away game “i think” that was on in the afternoon, she even got the beers at half time

did she come from drumchapel..think i might know her