Birmingham Dildo Protest

[SamEng]

Shocking.Double end this thread now.

 

[toobl]

Don’t be too hard-on them

 

[eeboh]

Fans will be pumped for this.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Wish to fcuk I had shares in Anne Summers.

 

[Fergie90]

Is it because Lee Bowyer is a massive Dildo?

 

[Davieblue1977]

Strange one

 

[arnietac1]

I am concerned for the Blues wummin.
Their men go out to the match and the wummin have a bit of me time.
Up the stairs, on the bed and into the secret dildo plank and find it is not there.
Just imagine the fear and panic...

 

[Rupert Pupkin]

There's going to be some awkward conversations between parent and child at St Andrews on that day.

 

[Barca Bear]

Can I ask why?

It says on poster

 

[thornhill bear]

Why not?

Brilliant

 

[Muay Bouk]

aye nae bother, I'm going to shell out 30 or 40 notes to launch a big rubber cock onto a field, that's my drinking money for the day wasted.

 

[the voice]

"meet at 1.30 to compare dildos and construct a plan"

 

[Kit_]

Pain in the arse to clean all those up

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Some poor steward is going to be killed by a sybian.

 

[Deek1872]

aye nae bother, I'm going to shell out 30 or 40 notes to launch a big rubber cock onto a field, that's my drinking money for the day wasted.

Only 30 or 40 a day for beer. Screw (pardon the pun) being in a round with you

 

[Crash]

Guaranteed the steward who clears them has a quick sniff. :shh:

Commenting on behalf of a friend - cough cough - who served his time as a Spark doing some domestic stuff, the bedside cabinet is the go-to place of choice for the curious Sparky about the house, looking for things that go buzz in the night. He (apparently) found a few right stinkers in his time

 

[Crash]

Some poor steward is going to be killed by a sybian.

Is that not one of Doctor Who's enemies ?

 

[SamEng]

Commenting on behalf of a friend - cough cough - who served his time as a Spark doing some domestic stuff, the bedside cabinet is the go-to place of choice for the curious Sparky about the house, looking for things that go buzz in the night. He (apparently) found a few right stinkers in his time

Were you (he) fitting a socket in said bedside cabinets?

 

[Crash]

Were you (he) fitting a socket in said bedside cabinets?

My "friend" informs me most definitely not, this was his second port of call only after the humble knicker drawer

 

[Brodybear]

Throbbers

 

[Arab]

what about the lady in Anne Summers who asked how much the red one on the wall cost , only to be told by the assistant, sorry madam , that is the fire extinguisher . The old ones are the best !

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

aye nae bother, I'm going to shell out 30 or 40 notes to launch a big rubber cock onto a field, that's my drinking money for the day wasted.

So you've priced dildos?

 

[I believe in Eli]

The team's lack of penetration.

Bravo

 

[georgeclooney]

Think of the poor ball boys when this happens, if indeed it actually does!

 

[arnietac1]

what about the lady in Anne Summers who asked how much the red one on the wall cost , only to be told by the assistant, sorry madam , that is the fire extinguisher . The old ones are the best !

yes, similar to the auld granny in her 80's who staggered in later that day all trembling, visibly shaking and struggling with her balance .
Wanted to know if they sold vibrating love eggs in extra large goose egg size, When told they did, she replied "That's great love...can you tell me how to switch them off?. I think mine have jammed."

 

[Gary]

Grown men sitting with dildos in their pockets for over an hour.

That'll show them!

 

[temperance]

You can stick that

 

[Ferrybear73]

Guaranteed the steward who clears them has a quick sniff. :shh:

Ffs

 

[1964Bear]

%^*& me what tools they are

 

[Copland85]

Protesting due to the team no standing up to the opposition

Some of the team,or is this for the hole team?

 

[Thewandofpedro]

Like something off an episode of Anal Beadle’s About

 

[Muay Bouk]

So you've priced dildos?

yes, why?

 

[Liviger1984]

Looking forward to the awkward moment when Jeff cuts soccer Saturday to the Birmingham ground and a big dildo smacks Lee Bowyer right in the coupon.

 

[rangers for life]

Is it a meaningful protest...YES,YES,YES.

How about a song for the Birmingham DJ to play as they launch them onto the field D.I.L.D.O to tune of DISCO.

 

[BSPECIAL]

Maybe get the. Beach Boys to perform their biggest hit.

 

[Jmacca1975]

The fans are going to be charged up for this.

Did this cum to anything?

 

[andyb1776]

Did this cum to anything?

Think it was a gushing success

 

[Slobear]

4 girls had a dream...

 

[Cahoochie]

Isn’t Birmingham the home of the balls tae?

 

[douzpwa]

Protesting against what?

Maybe the team having no balls? Who knows, fake news now fake Pr***s well atleast that should have the ground shaking?

 

[Jmacca1975]

Think it was a gushing success

Sent some vibrations through the club…rocking it to the core!

 

[JohnD]

How did they smuggle them in?


Actually, on reflection, please don't answer that.

 

[DonDraper]

Meet up to compare dildos
Proper organised protest

Can you sniff them?

 

[Rupert Pupkin]

Buzzing to see how this turned out.

 

[DUK_]

Biggest dildo I could find.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Our board will be trembling at the thought of having to handle a similar protest.

 

[bud_light]

Is that not one of Doctor Who's enemies ?

It would be if he sat on it