Clyde 1 thread for tonight

[Edweird]

Let this act as a warning to the "I'm out" brigade as the show kicked off.
If you leave your line in the water long enough you're going to catch a whopper.

 

[Family bam]

The retard's retard!!

Absolutely majestic.

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

Excuse. Making. Machine.

%^*& off. Next

 

[Papac]

An excuse making machine could be Celtic's new name after the court cases.

 

[chilebear]

This excuse making machine has just become a Youtube sensation.

 

[WATP1979]

Give Neic a chance!

Neic must stay!

 

[brummiebear]

Dominated for 20 years? Bloody idiot

 

[Arkanoid]

Ultimate straw clutch that ya deranged khunt.
Wide Margins

This guy is still clinging to their games in hand

 

[ottawabear]

This is the type of comedy Gold we all tune in for.

What an utter bell end he is. LOL.

 

[Liviger1984]

Get this bumbling idiot off haha

 

[Clydesdale Blue]

An excuse making machine

 

[LenzieLoyal]

This guy's giving Archie a good run for caller of the night in the moonhowling stakes.

 

[Grazey54]

“Excuse making machine” haha Hugh with a dagger in the heart! Lol

 

[IndonesiaBlue]

Ah well, cheers Archie and John.

Better expected in coming weeks though.

Fail fail.

 

[Arkanoid]

Stutter is away the angrier he gets, keep him rolling.

Covit is up for our Bingo fans!

 

[Ian1872]

This has been a great week, but John has maybe been my favourite.

Rambling absolute nonsense and almost all the cliches in the book in one call.

IF we had beat Rangers
Games in hand
LEAVE LENNON ALONE
Covid
Nae fans
Weather

thank you John, I will be toasting your bitter bitter tears tonight

 

[northsealoyal]

Breaking news we are winning 55 you deranged moon howling sister shagging candle burning Nolan sister loving fish eating bead rattling unwashed scum

 

[TimzRFudz]

Get this bumbling idiot off haha

Stop. Think about it mate. This is EXACTLY what we're here for!

 

[Coke]

I love it when Gordon nails them

 

[chilebear]

Get this bumbling idiot off haha

no, keep him on, hes quality.

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

Let this act as a warning to the "I'm out" brigade as the show kicked off.
If you leave your line in the water long enough you're going to catch a whopper.

Have to say I nearly fell into that bracket but Archie and that rocket saved the day.

 

[A wee hawf volley]

A massive well done to Archie. Cracking performance tonight.

 

[Edweird]

Dominated for 20 years? Bloody idiot

Dominated. During the Helicopter Sundays

 

[ottawabear]

Duncan handed John his head on a platter.

Shoo pretty much told John he was a d*ck.

Duffy couldn't see any of John's points.


John, does us ALL a favour and call back as often as you like.

 

[Edweird]

Phew!! What a call to end the working week.
Injury time winner.
I'll be listening to John again later on. Tremendous.

 

[Prso09]

The last loonball saying its fine margins then gordon says 20 points isnt fine margins,” aye but we huv games in hand”

 

[Family bam]

He's currently blowing into a brown paper bag.

Absolutely fantastic!!

 

[Pistonarms]

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

I think Archie got more words in than John, but you just couldn't tell them apart.

John doubled doon.

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

Ah well, cheers Archie and John.

Better expected in coming weeks though.

Fail fail.

Honourable mention for Peter and Paul too.

Like you say we need to get back to the highs of last week.

 

[Kit_]

Those bears at the start almost fucked it. Archie and John last minute equalizers with all the mentally challenged pain and moonhowling excuses

 

[Masonic Penny]

Damn, switched it off and missed John.

 

[Gogso]

Don’t like quoting myself but I feel a bit bad now as I think the guy genuinely has a speech impediment

Certainly a brain impediment.

 

[Rodney55]

That last call was the best imo. Keevins stuck the knife into him and twisted it. Lol

 

[Gogso]

Let this act as a warning to the "I'm out" brigade as the show kicked off.
If you leave your line in the water long enough you're going to catch a whopper.

Or leave your ST seat at 78 minutes!

 

[Blueblood86]

love this song tbf, but love mentally challenged tears even more

Brilliant mate .WATP

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

Guys, signing off this thread for tonight but it’s been a pleasure. Brightened up my day.

 

[Mview83]

Well done to those that stuck that out. Was worth it in the end.

 

[blue barney]

Breaking news we are winning 55 you deranged moon howling sister shagging candle burning Nolan sister loving fish eating bead rattling unwashed scum

Brilliant. Sounds like that Billy Joel song, I didn’t start the fire!

 

[Bear all]

Dominated for 20 years? Bloody idiot

Heard it burst out laughing,Steven Gerrard has won nothing not yet he hasn’t but his name will haunt you forever more.

 

[Edweird]

Well done to those that stuck that out. Was worth it in the end.

You've no idea. Only recorded a few minutes tonight as I got a flat tire on the way home from the gym.
Stayed tuned in at Costco while they stuck on a new tire for me, home for dinner, never missed a word and boy oh bhoy, did it pay off.

 

[John Mckillop]

Breaking news we are winning 55 you deranged moon howling sister shagging candle burning Nolan sister loving fish eating bead rattling unwashed scum

That's PLENTY

 

[TimzRFudz]

We should turn this into a game, sadly probably too late for this season though.

Fantasy SSB 5-a-side.

You get to pick your favourite absolute spackers. You get points for if they make it on air; with bonuses for them shoe-horning in particular phrases or buzzwords (Sevco, liquidated, Terry Munro); and more points for them being asked to explain something and being left thingmying it; points also for being cut off etc.

Only allowed one of the top tier moon howlers per team (eg Articulated Laurie, Tommy Le Taxi etc).

 

[pelem]

Where is Tommy the taxi driver? I need his moon howling nonsense to be injected right into my veins

Oot on the street PROTESTING about UBER.

It'll be next week before you hear from him.

 

[Blueblood86]

We should turn this into a game, sadly probably too late for this season though.

Fantasy SSB 5-a-side.

You get to pick your favourite absolute spackers. You get points for if they make it on air; with bonuses for them shoe-horning in particular phrases or buzzwords (Sevco, liquidated, Terry Munro); and more points for them being asked to explain something and being left thingmying it; points also for being cut off etc.

Only allowed one of the top tier moon howlers per team (eg Articulated Laurie, Tommy Le Taxi etc).

I'm in

 

[cyl1690]

If nails down a blackboard had a voice

Hahaha ha....... I'm sniggering like a naughty school kid reading this and wife is just looking at me wondering WTF

 

[pelem]

We should turn this into a game, sadly probably too late for this season though.

Fantasy SSB 5-a-side.

You get to pick your favourite absolute spackers. You get points for if they make it on air; with bonuses for them shoe-horning in particular phrases or buzzwords (Sevco, liquidated, Terry Munro); and more points for them being asked to explain something and being left thingmying it; points also for being cut off etc.

Only allowed one of the top tier moon howlers per team (eg Articulated Laurie, Tommy Le Taxi etc).

Fantasy Scoreboard to go with FIFA 21 and FM. WOW.

 

[Blueblood86]

Hahaha ha....... I'm sniggering like a naughty school kid reading this and wife is just looking at me wondering WTF

Like when Lloyd says to the gasman
" Have you ever heard the most annoying sound in the world "

 

[pelem]

disagree, barkas and duffy have been amazing signings

Anymair where they came fae.

 

[blue genes]

I demand Laurie from Dennistoun.

"Good evening Gentlemen of Follow Follow..."