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[Skyy Bluenose]

Duncan doing a good job of baiting them.

 

[DougieJones]

Gavin Strachan’s laptop = the new Kenny McDowall’s clipboard.

 

[Ped78]

Alex Rae still hungover from partying last night

Alex doesn’t drink.

 

[Simply a Bear]

FFs, I'm needing to duck out. Sod's Law - I'm missing the best/worst callers. Nothing surer.

Catch up here.

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[Deek]

Netflix and chill oot :shh:

 

[Aranoid Pandroid]

loving the timplosion.
absolutely loving it

 

[Rangerista]

"apolectic wae rage"

 

[Lairdo]

Auld Shug:”Neil Lennon is a very clever man.”

He’s hardly frucking Ludwig Wittgenstein.

 

[Weesam]

Season ticket ha ha nearly a line

 

[Alvor]

30 grand a week - no way

 

[TynesideTrueBlue]

“Biscuit Tin” ha ha mentally challenged mongo.

 

[sofakineazy]

Apple-ectic? Eh?

 

[Macdonsj]

dunno why they are all moaning about Neic's laugh in interview
i loved it

 

[The Lone Sniper]

Apolectic wae rage.

 

[Mr Aqua]

A bit too tame so far for my liking. Need a proper bitter Tim.

 

[therealmackay]

“You sound pretty angry tonight, but I’m guessing you’ve been feeling that way for the last couple of months”

Amazing.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Seasun tickit! No apoletic on the card unfortunately.

 

[Seaside Blue]

Apaletic with rage. That’s what he just said. Gimps.

 

[Azzurri]

We were all fuckin laughing

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Lennon's trolling his own fans. He's laughing at them.

It's beyond glorious.

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Apolectic?

 

[ottawabear]

This guy sounds like Helium Stevie from the first call.

Hmmmmmm, same guy, different names? Not like them to resort to that?

 

[Macdonsj]

A bit too tame so far for my liking. Need a proper bitter Tim.

3 out of 3 on the verge of tears tho

 

[The Golden God]

Imagine calling yourself the greatest fans in the world when you openly admit your fans won't buy season tickets because you hit a bit of bad form

 

[Leo_Ger]

How do they all get more high pitched the more they talk?

Is 19th Century Terrorist anger a strange alchemy that creates helium in the immediate atmosphere?

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Voice pitch increasing.

 

[northsealoyal]

Scott is on the brink come on push him over the edge panel

 

[Raffles]

“Would’ve took Martinez and Maloney or Eddie Howe”

Aye that’s the gemme ya prick, they’re going to be crawling over broken glass for the chance to take the reins at that fucking omnishambles

 

[ssblue]

Apple-ectic? Eh?

Back to the iPad.

 

[roadster198]

That voice man

There needs to be a scientific study into why they all have that high pitched nasal voice.

It genuinely doesn’t make any sense. Anyone you meet with that voice is almost always a Celtic fan

Is it due to the boabying they get during their school days?

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

I pity anyone with a dog who is listening to these shrieking poets.

 

[Changingman]

A-pole-elected?

Is it time for white smoke?

 

[Weesam]

Tippy tappy fitba haar haar

 

[Pistonarms]

Think someone is squeezing this ones baws, his voice goes up an octave after every sentence :shh: :shh:

 

[ssblue]

Crumbled like the Red Road flats.

 

[ottawabear]

Jeezuz, Shoo fair givin' it to Lemon. Wow.

 

[Edweird]

Hugh is absolutely raging.
He's on the verge of calling Lennon a lying prick.
Bye bye Ten, Hugh.

 

[Moonboots]

Seasun tickit! No apoletic on the card unfortunately.

That must be the four corners away. Eyes down now players for a full house

 

[Jamiegatami]

More meltdowns that Springfield Nuclear power plant

 

[Alvor]

C’mon Easterhouse Scott go a bit Daft

 

[Leo_Ger]

'Like the Red Road flats, they've crumbled.'

Beautiful.

 

[Recoba]

Ajetti must be good because he played for West Ham

 

[sofakineazy]

Yes! Here we go!!!

 

[GallowgateBlue]

We've heard of tiki-taka now there is tippy tappy.

 

[StephenHawkinsfitbawboots]

“Martinez and Maloney” “the dream team”

 

[Macdonsj]

yesssss 1999 still haunting this one

 

[Ted Rangers]

Abother brutal nasal whine

 

[BigDGrant]

This could be the one!!!
We've crumbled !!!!

 

[Theboydave]

Pack of cards we have winning hand after winning hand and they are folding time and time again.

 

[dunn1872]

Scott Brown getting it now haha