Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Three-in-seven]

anybody have cash on "dumbfoundit" ?

I went for dumbfoundeed.

Close, but no cigar.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

Frank is Gonny go down to the basement put on some of his wife's clothes and toss off to posters of Danny mcgrain

 

[Simply a Bear]

2 weeks today their AGM!

A GIgantic Meltdown

 

[Madjid Moments]

Frank is having a cry wank in the corner

 

[Clicker]

Hope Laurie’s had thesaurus soup for dinner and is ready to call in.

 

[BomberBrownFan]

I enjoy how Neil Francis Lennon, the bravest man in football has been reduced to Lennon or simply “him”. The irony that it’s a bunch of irate Tims which chase him from Scotland.

 

[Coza]

Two absolute fannies who were great entertainment.

Then a suicidal Frank who was a fair caller and seemed an ok bloke truth be told. Less of these callers please. We need the village idiots EVERY call.

 

[GeckoBear29]

This is fucking shite tonight. I wanted deranged callers

 

[Puggy]

Laurieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come out to playyyyyyyyy

 

[Alvor]

This guy is on the acceptance stage of grief. Too boring, bring on the nutcases on the denial stage

The five stages of grief are:

• denial
• anger
• bargaining
• depression
• acceptance

 

[Raffles]

This is majestic. My sides hurt

I’m struggling for breath here!
Fucking magic!!

 

[Davidsmith1]

We really need Alex from Parkhead on
The bitterest of them all

 

[cambridgeblue]

A GIgantic Meltdown

Not really - all questions submitted in advance - no chance of any difficult questions.

 

[monkey magic]

I'm still waiting to hear baffult, mystified and devastaited ! lol

 

[BN94]

Dumfoundit? I’ll give you fuckin dumfoundit...

https://imgur.com/a/opMzetB

 

[HamiltonBear]

It's just went past quarter past 6, I don't think I'll survive the whole 2 hours

Dunno about Erchie, my old ticker might not survive this.

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

Frank is that mentally challenged we all know, who tries to appear decent but has been an insufferable bell end since 2012.

Now his whole distorted reality has come crashing down and he isn't giving it big licks anymore.

Fuk you and fuk each and every one of you, I wont be missing a chance to get you telt as soon as we land 55.

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Shoo wanting him removed

 

[Carson’s chosen few]

Tim on tim
They are turning on their own supporters
Love it

Love to hear from all the bears on here who claim they never listen to it and will never listen to it ...

 

[Baloo72]

"Right in the middle of a covid"

Quote of the night

 

[Three-in-seven]

We really need Alex from Parkhead on
The bitterest of them all

John from Greenock is another!

Come on John, get your timmy tears on air!

 

[Kbhblue]

Trying to find a link to this shit show but nothing works

Clyde 1 Radio – Listen Live & Stream Online

Listen to Clyde 1 internet radio online. Access the free radio live stream and discover more online radio and radio fm stations at a glance.

www.radio.net

 

[Flecky]

Their AGM will be glorious...

 

[whitbyontbear]

The reason they all have nasal voices is,and you can try it. Speak normally then say "it hurts Father".
Nasally whine perfected.

 

[Changingman]

My daughter is studying psychology at Uni. Just asked her if she'd like a refresher course on human mentally challenged behaviour. Perhaps a step too far at the moment....

 

[Main Stand]

Potential here.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

This is fucking shite tonight. I wanted deranged callers

Did you miss Archibald? He wants Lenny kept & the players sacked! He spoke for 5 minutes without taking a breath!

 

[Davidsmith1]

Guttit
Hahahaha

 

[ALADOU34]

Surely must get a baffult tonight?

 

[Alvor]

Frank is that mentally challenged we all know, who tries to appear decent but has been an insufferable bell end since 2012.

Now his whole distorted reality has come crashing down and he isn't giving it big licks anymore.

Fuk you and fuk each and every one of you, I wont be missing a chance to get you telt as soon as we land 55.

To be fair since 2012 they have been able to think about ‘other things’ but since that is over it is back to thinking about ‘the freely priest’

 

[RWL12]

Guttit...

Who wins the bingo tonight?

 

[camioni]

Some cu'nt from Greenock now.

 

[GR_7_Bear]

O'Neill's wife getting abuse now.

Disgusting bunch.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

 

[Northampton_Loyalist]

GUTTIT

 

[Clicker]

Micks guttiit. House!!!

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Next up, Michael fae Greenock...

" Ah hink he can turn iss aroon...."

 

[HamiltonBear]

Frank - “this started wi the Ferrnvirus game”

I thought i misheard. I thought it was more Frenchyvirus

 

[Main Stand]

My daughter is studying psychology at Uni. Just asked her if she'd like a refresher course on human mentally challenged behaviour. Perhaps a step too far at the moment....

4th year myself, any such studies on mentally challengeds should be conducted on rats & the results would be generalisable for once.

 

[Birkenshaw Bear]

Hugh just made him withdraw his comment

This is fucking hilarious

 

[Inspector Blake]

This lady's front bottom is in the denial stage.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Even Geraldine is getting it.

 

[nelster]

Hohohoho Mrs O’Neill

 

[Ubik]

oh MON's wife getting it now

 

[Tugay1872]

O'Neils Wife's getting it now, oh no my bladders going away from me hohoho.

 

[BN94]

Love to hear from all the bears on here who claim they never listen to it and will never listen to it ...

I never used to mate. Always mentally challenged oriented. But I advise you to tune in. You have to hear these clowns to believe them.

 

[TamS-RFC]

Oneils wife getting blamed now

 

[Gary]

My god they are going full mental, O'neil's wife is to blame.

That's actually a shocking comment, wtf

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Ooft going after poor Geraldine now

 

[monkey magic]

Did you miss Archibald? He wants Lenny kept & the players sacked! He spoke for 5 minutes without taking a breath!

This is superb tonight. lol