Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Wugs]

Broony up next,like a fucking PG Tips advert!!

 

[Barcelona72]

When did legos isolation end?

He just said they had a couple of days training, was this legit or done when he should have been isolating?

Think it was yesterday. That’s why lurgan flopp did the presser

 

[davstr]

He wants to commend them now for their testing system
Funny how as soon as the testing is out of their control they get positive tests
It also appears that Bheast players are defeating science in how Covid19 works as they catch covid immediately on leaving their club only to test positive when arriving a day later on international duty in France with no incubation period at all

They’re a club like no other remember

 

[bad boy boogie]

The seige of the sharks

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

the mentally challengeds are circling the wagons. Expect more of the party-line about being picked on, poor Irish Catholics, etc. Absolutely pathetic.

And thats why that rancid wee 19th Century Terrorist scrote is so dangerous. He knows fine well what will happen when he pulls the poor me, we're being bullied, we're being picked on, it's not our fault pish. He stopped short of the pape, beggar, tattie howker tirade from the past, but the inference was there. The more deranged amongst their support WILL act on this - history has shown that, and Lennon also knows it!

 

[Soldier1981]

They were let out on Monday. Assume they trained after testing and then again today

Sounds about right, they wouldn't be that stupid anyway to go to training during isolation.

 

[chilebear]

Hannah get off your knees FFs and stop licking the Parkheed doorstep.

 

[Puggy]

I’ve not listened to the show for a few nights but can some one explain the “ Celtic dropped 4 points unfairly “ speech to me ?

How unfairly ? What was unjust about not winning both games ? They were pish.

 

[linthousebear1981]

Dalziel is stupid at fuckk man.

He literally just sits for 2 hours contradicting himself and saying dated football clichés. He is a complete idiot

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

This guy is a Bear.

 

[BlueBaloo]

I listened to last nights....late last night and I'm sure poor wee kevin actually broke down just at the end of his call ...there was a distinct wee quiver in his voice

Glorious

 

[Southsideblueblood]

Tune!!! WTF is the video about though ?

 

[VMS]

Fck one that actually has a brain

 

[defender]

complete swerve, let's go to the quiz

 

[KGer29]

“Not opening that can of worms” LOL

 

[Wugs]

Tune!!! WTF is the video about though ?

poet caller said it was time to rip it up and start again !

 

[Southsideblueblood]

poet caller said it was time to rip it up and start again !

No the actual video. It's got bugger all to do with the song.

 

[Blues and Royals]

I haven’t listened to this programme in 25 years. I just go by what I read on here.

 

[Wugs]

No the actual video. It's got bugger all to do with the song.

 

[DorsetLoyal]

complete swerve, let's go to the quiz

What did they swerve? Missed it.

 

[Wugs]

Sing the conga ?

 

[northsealoyal]

Russell get off now

 

[Gee59]

Russell, get off!!!!@

 

[Arkanoid]

We know Gerrard's done well, imagine a Gers fan sat listening thinking I want to hear Gerrard get credit rather than moonhowling

 

[rinosprayer]

FS, time waster

Why are bears phoning in?

 

[defender]

What did they swerve? Missed it.

Caller mentioned punishments dished out to others (sheep, JJ and GE etc) and asked why not them

 

[northsealoyal]

This really boils ma piss for years and years we have been ridiculed and tortured on this show now we have a chance to revel in the mentally challengeds delusional thoughts and hear their inane ramblings and Rangers fans come on and spoil it

 

[rinosprayer]

Dead space

Well done Russell

 

[Arkanoid]

You need to give your head a wobble ya clown

 

[Edweird]

Delusional Tims are calling in with their pseudo reasons Lennon should go.
Let's say Rangers win the league and sellic keep Lennon. If TLB went on to win a treble next year they would still want him, Brown, Duffy and the Junkie out.
They wanted ten and right now it looks bleak. Everything else is window dressing. They wanted "ten".

 

[deacon2112]

Stringing this call out..

 

[Kirbys House]

Offside haha gtf

 

[Ped78]

Here we fucking go with these mothwell supporting gimps

 

[prenzlauerbear]

Dalziel is such a f*cking wet wipe.

 

[sofakineazy]

Reluctantly switched off as Hannah and dalziel are too high brow for me.

 

[Vallance]

Brown can't even mention us by name

See, that's the level he operates at.
Time and again he and his mates have shown to be classless.
He's a professional and should be big enough to have some respect for other Professionals.

 

[Edweird]

 

[chilebear]

He literally just sits for 2 hours contradicting himself and saying dated football clichés. He is a complete idiot

He just repeats the same garbage, then ends it with everybodys got their own opinion, Im with Hugh here.

Hes a total rocket.

 

[RWL12]

Neil from Parkhead next...

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Neil from Parkhead next...

I was waiting with baited breath, but unfortunately it's NOT that Neic!

 

[Main Stand]

HahHahah I’m not listening tonight but that’s brilliant, he went down like a lead balloon there.

 

[Stella_Bear]

Neil from Parkhead next...

he might be a bear

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

Gordan Dalziel, the SSB expert on fitness

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Neil loves the sound of his own voice doesn't he? Tedious prick.

 

[Lovenkrands]

Spider-Man!

 

[geedee]

What’s this government changing the guidelines crap? This is the new reason 13 had to isolate.
Nothing has changed you paranoid mhanks.

 

[Kirbys House]

Biscuit tin mentality

 

[Hawftimepie]

Listening to Dalziel is an absolute fucking chore.

 

[rinosprayer]

Listening to Dalziel is an absolute fucking chore.

I’m out

 

[Haining84]

Dalziel is what would happen if a wizard or magician brought a tattie to life.Just aimlessly wandering around the edges of a field bumping into things,rolly-polly and bashed but smiling away thinking ‘this is great’.