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sofakineazy

sofakineazy

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Heres my attempt at some poetry in her style.
You have to read this in her voice for it to be any good

the young team,
are now tearing up the scheme,
coz of the diddies
who made the 1st team,
2 goals doon tae a bunch aw racists
gonnae get mad wi it and get aff oor faces,

humza, dornan and sturgeon ur ragin,
get that alky clarke ready fur flamin,
griff wuz in the stand and coulda done us a turn,
if he hud the hoops oan we could aw huv been stunned,

next up are England,
we'll rise tae the occasion,
gie oor players plaudits and a standin ovation,
that will aw happen before we lose any goals,
we wil fight, scrap and claw,
it will aw be real hectic,
but they wulny be wurse than that club called sellik.
 
sofakineazy said:
Heres my attempt at some poetry in her style.
You have to read this in her voice for it to be any good

the young team,
are now tearing up the scheme,
coz of the diddies
who made the 1st team,
2 goals doon tae a bunch aw racists
gonnae get mad wi it and get aff oor faces,

humza, dornan and sturgeon ur ragin,
get that alky clarke ready fur flamin,
griff wuz in the stand and coulda done us a turn,
if he hud the hoops oan we could aw huv been stunned,

next up are England,
we'll rise tae the occasion,
gie oor players plaudits and a standin ovation,
that will aw happen before we lose any goals,
we wil fight, scrap and claw,
it will aw be real hectic,
but they wulny be wurse than that club called sellik.
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A good effort
 
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sofakineazy said:
Heres my attempt at some poetry in her style.
You have to read this in her voice for it to be any good

the young team,
are now tearing up the scheme,
coz of the diddies
who made the 1st team,
2 goals doon tae a bunch aw racists
gonnae get mad wi it and get aff oor faces,

humza, dornan and sturgeon ur ragin,
get that alky clarke ready fur flamin,
griff wuz in the stand and coulda done us a turn,
if he hud the hoops oan we could aw huv been stunned,

next up are England,
we'll rise tae the occasion,
gie oor players plaudits and a standin ovation,
that will aw happen before we lose any goals,
we wil fight, scrap and claw,
it will aw be real hectic,
but they wulny be wurse than that club called sellik.
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I think it's going to take a lot more than that in fairness.
 
sofakineazy said:
Heres my attempt at some poetry in her style.
You have to read this in her voice for it to be any good

the young team,
are now tearing up the scheme,
coz of the diddies
who made the 1st team,
2 goals doon tae a bunch aw racists
gonnae get mad wi it and get aff oor faces,

humza, dornan and sturgeon ur ragin,
get that alky clarke ready fur flamin,
griff wuz in the stand and coulda done us a turn,
if he hud the hoops oan we could aw huv been stunned,

next up are England,
we'll rise tae the occasion,
gie oor players plaudits and a standin ovation,
that will aw happen before we lose any goals,
we wil fight, scrap and claw,
it will aw be real hectic,
but they wulny be wurse than that club called sellik.
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Sensational. Mooooooaaaaaaaar the crowd hollered.
 
EH47 said:
The only thing more difficult than reading pish like that is finding a single soul who actually speaks like that in real life.
The people who write such shite should be in a padded cell.
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If you ever find yourself in Cumnock or around then you’ll find plenty of the locals who speak in such hallowed ‘Scoats’ tones

Oh, and it’s ‘sowel’ not soul these days :)
 
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