sofakineazy
Well-Known Member
Heres my attempt at some poetry in her style.
You have to read this in her voice for it to be any good
the young team,
are now tearing up the scheme,
coz of the diddies
who made the 1st team,
2 goals doon tae a bunch aw racists
gonnae get mad wi it and get aff oor faces,
humza, dornan and sturgeon ur ragin,
get that alky clarke ready fur flamin,
griff wuz in the stand and coulda done us a turn,
if he hud the hoops oan we could aw huv been stunned,
next up are England,
we'll rise tae the occasion,
gie oor players plaudits and a standin ovation,
that will aw happen before we lose any goals,
we wil fight, scrap and claw,
it will aw be real hectic,
but they wulny be wurse than that club called sellik.
You have to read this in her voice for it to be any good
the young team,
are now tearing up the scheme,
coz of the diddies
who made the 1st team,
2 goals doon tae a bunch aw racists
gonnae get mad wi it and get aff oor faces,
humza, dornan and sturgeon ur ragin,
get that alky clarke ready fur flamin,
griff wuz in the stand and coulda done us a turn,
if he hud the hoops oan we could aw huv been stunned,
next up are England,
we'll rise tae the occasion,
gie oor players plaudits and a standin ovation,
that will aw happen before we lose any goals,
we wil fight, scrap and claw,
it will aw be real hectic,
but they wulny be wurse than that club called sellik.