Falkirk Players Test Positive Ahead of Sunday’s game

[Birkenshaw Bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1332375954459480070

 

[Cumbernauld bear]

Every time we are due to play a team a few players seem to test positive. It’s a miracle we haven’t had cases yet.

 

[amabluestar]

Here we go.
Just give us a bye into the next round.

 

[DechmontLoyal]

The tinfoil-hatted moonhowler conspiracy theorist Tim’s will be apoplectic with rage that we’ve managed to weaken Falkirk with a strategic Covid19 strike!

 

[Coza]

They have no idea how high up this goes!!

 

[Brother Moses]

COVID-19 RSC

 

[Raffles]

Delicious!
The mentally challengeds will be apoplectic that another of our opponents has been struck!

 

[foreverblue]

Get the game aff and a 3-0 win given to the good guys. Much deserved rest and it’ll piss off the bead rattlers heavily!

 

[Ruben Sosa]

Didn't think we'd use covid 1690 for this game, but can't be too careful I suppose.

 

[RWL12]

Get the game aff and a 3-0 win given to the good guys. Much deserved rest and it’ll piss off the bead rattlers heavily!

Even better if they get beat by Ross County

 

[Gee59]

This Masonic COVID is fair working well

 

[Arkanoid]

Enjoyable twist, bye to the QF, no TV money for that scummy club and it goes without saying I wish their players a speedy recovery. Let's see what happens, would have to organise a bounce game as the likes of Itten, Hagi and Zungu would need to see minutes

 

[IanRedfordsCurler]

Every time we are due to play a team a few players seem to test positive. It’s a miracle we haven’t had cases yet.

Or maybe we run a tight ship, superior in every aspect of the game as it is in 2020

 

[bilkobear]

Anyone would think we are using germ warfare this season.
No, I should actually rephrase that, the lunatics over the city will definitely believe we are utilizing covid as a weapon of advantage.





I wonder if we are using the aerosol method or droplets?

 

[Livibear]

We’ve got secret agents out there infecting our upcoming opponents, haven’t we?

 

[Gramps1]

Rumour going around falkirks testing is a joke.
I really hope Rangers get assurances before we travel.

 

[The Underfaker]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1332378366754902021

 

[Liviger1984]

I'm sure these teams are all sh*tebags and use covid as an excuse haha

 

[SirAlfredofMorelos]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1332378366754902021

Tweeting the world health organisation pmsl

 

[1690]

I used to think our jokes on here about mentally challengeds claiming there was a conspiracy re. us and covid were just that, jokes.

Then I realised that a good number of them genuinely think we're infecting teams and keeping our own rampant infections hush-hush. Amazing stuff.

 

[Jase]

It’s a miracle we haven’t had cases yet.

Aren't the tramps demanding an enquiry into this.

Between this and the financial doping we aren't half getting right up their noses.

 

[Govan Ger]

Dirty filthy masonic covid helping bloody Rangers again eh.

 

[Hurleyreyes]

Our agents at the testing centre certainly earning their EBT.

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Rumour going around falkirks testing is a joke.
I really hope Rangers get assurances before we travel.

I don’t think Falkirk players are regularly tested so I doubt their ‘testing is a joke’. My understanding was that they were only tested this week due to playing a top flight team.

Can‘t say I keep an eye on the lower leagues right enough, just something that stuck in my mind from earlier in the season and the group stage matches.

 

[gersandproud]

Does this mean it's definitely off ?

This was the only reason I kept Premier subscription this month

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Does this mean it's definitely off ?

This was the only reason I kept Premier subscription this month

No, it’s not off. It’s only two players.

 

[SirAlfredofMorelos]

I used to think our jokes on here about mentally challengeds claiming there was a conspiracy re. us and covid were just that, jokes.

Then I realised that a good number of them genuinely think we're infecting teams and keeping our own rampant infections hush-hush. Amazing stuff.

I Can't wait till they find out about Aribos "stomach bug"

 

[Main Stand]

Does this mean it's definitely off ?

This was the only reason I kept Premier subscription this month

Why would It be off?. Did you miss every other game we’ve played this season

 

[tottie beck]

Remember the poets banner...?

Be careful what you wish for...

 

[Kirbys House]

Does this mean it's definitely off ?

This was the only reason I kept Premier subscription this month

No

 

[Rino100]

Brilliant

 

[isawthat]

This Masonic COVID is fair working well

Get your facts right. Nothing to do with the Masons, the Establishment has been waiting a few seasons to strike back. Fact.

 

[Main Stand]

Just had a raging tim mate text me

“Falkirk players now?. This is unbelievable”

*insert Cartman licking tears gif*.

 

[GazzaG]

Tweeting the world health organisation pmsl

There are some on here who'll happily post "and we call them obsessed".

 

[Walkers Loyal]

Why would It be off?. Did you miss every other game we’ve played this season

I think what he was referring to was that other teams have forfeited cup games this season due to having players out.
However, as it’s only two Falkirk players that’s not going to be an issue at this time.

 

[RTamID]

Tweeting the world health organisation pmsl

I defy anyone to explain them and the way their minds work to me, I can't understand or get my head around what they are!! I'd struggle if I had to try explain them to anyone else!!

 

[Grampian Bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1332378366754902021

And quite rightly to !

The word COVID was first used by the Knights Templars during the crusaders in the 11th century, but they wrote everything down in code using a semi quasi language of ancient greek, Latin and Hebrew, in modern English it translates to MASON

Now that research is over I'm away to find out what CEIL CENNON translates to in the KT language

 

[Blue Phoenix]

This worries me. Hope they’ve caught all the ceases. Micky moose teams though.

 

[Mexi]

COVID-19 RSC

I can see that on a T-Shirt

 

[The Dude]

Every time we are due to play a team a few players seem to test positive. It’s a miracle we haven’t had cases yet.

This is the first fixture Falkirk have had to test for (Non-Prem teams dont have to for league games). Not a huge shock it picked up one or two tbh.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

If we can't use ebt's then Covid will do.

 

[DJ Blue]

Covid 19 is a Proddy.

 

[albertz_left_peg]

Every time we are due to play a team a few players seem to test positive. It’s a miracle we haven’t had cases yet.

because it’s a Masonic virus mate won’t affect us

 

[Badger81]

So when they were tested, surley had trained day before with rest of squad.

Or even that day, how do the rest not have to self isolate?

Want the game for the players not getting minutes, not if it means risking players picking it due to Falkirk.

 

[a_weir]

Just give us the treble now ffs.

(the Tim’s think the authorities are trying to hand it to us so why not)

 

[Baloo72]

Hope they are all ok
But bloody hell have we played anyone not affected?

Only a matter of time before someone in our team gets

 

[The Dude]

So when they were tested, surley had trained day before with rest of squad.

Or even that day, how do the rest not have to self isolate?

Want the game for the players not getting minutes, not if it means risking players picking it due to Falkirk.

Tested yesterday I believe. Rest weren't within close contact for a sustained period to require self-isolation.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Every time we are due to play a team a few players seem to test positive. It’s a miracle we haven’t had cases yet.

Sshhhh....its all part of the plan

 

[rupertdabear]

Remember the poets banner...?

Be careful what you wish for...

Think they left the word control out of that banner

 

[gersandproud]

No, it’s not off. It’s only two players.

No

Why would It be off?. Did you miss every other game we’ve played this season

I only asked because many of the first posts were talking about awarding us a bye & thought I'd missed something

& I'm not sure I've missed any game so far - why do you ask ??