Football Daft Podcast - Jose Quitongo

[usbear]

Not sure if this is common knowledge but he told a mental story about him pulling a bird in Dublin. They went back hers and in the morning she left for work and told him to lock the door behind him. When he woke up he did a jobby only to find out that there was no water in the pan.

He then thought it would be the gentlemanly thing to do and pick his jobby out the pan using a poly bag and put in the bin outside. After getting ready he left the house and locked the door behind him only to remember he left the jobby in the poly bag at the front door.

when the bird got home she stepped on the bag and proceeded to track his jobby all though out the house. she was not amused and called the police.

he got two days in the jail. he said when they went around the cell telling each other why they were in....there was guys saying they killed a neighbors dug.....and in for gbh etc......when he got to him he said "for leaving a jobby in a bag at his birds house"

 

[Jjbscotty]

I think he might of made that up.

 

[The Underfaker]

What a load of shite !

 

[hawkfalcons]

Not sure if this is common knowledge but he told a mental story about him pulling a bird in Dublin. They went back hers and in the morning she left for work and told him to lock the door behind him. When he woke up he did a jobby only to find out that there was no water in the pan.

He then thought it would be the gentlemanly thing to do and pick his jobby out the pan using a poly bag and put in the bin outside. After getting ready he left the house and locked the door behind him only to remember he left the jobby in the poly bag at the front door.

when the bird got home she stepped on the bag and proceeded to track his jobby all though out the house. she was not amused and called the police.

he got two days in the jail. he said when they went around the cell telling each other why they were in....there was guys saying they killed a neighbors dug.....and in for gbh etc......when he got to him he said "for leaving a jobby in a bag at his birds house"

can you put the link up to the story then or did you dream it

 

[hawkfalcons]

I think he might of made that up.

think the op made it up

 

[sowfb1972]

OP hasn’t made it up, it’s at the end of the podcast, Quitongo is actually quite funny on it.

 

[usbear]

think the op made it up

It's entirely possible Quitongo made the story up but I didn't and I was in stitches listening to him tell it with his incomplete brogue

 

[Jed jed1]

He must’ve missed my face

 

[Coda]

think the op made it up

He’s clearly stated where he heard it. It’s not difficult to verify.

Quitongo was absolutely hilarious, the best interview yet for me.

 

[le suede]

think the op made it up

Shitehawk.

 

[hawkfalcons]

Shitehawk.

OK shitesuede

 

[StirlingBear]

Some of the bold Jose's stories on this weeks podcast were hilarious. The one about him and the hearts players nearly missing the flight was quite good as well.

 

[Coda]

Some of the bold Jose's stories on this weeks podcast were hilarious. The one about him and the hearts players nearly missing the flight was quite good as well.

I liked when he was asked if he was scared of any defenders and his answer was, “No, I was too busy ‘megging cünts”.

 

[StirlingBear]

I liked when he was asked if he was scared of any defenders and his answer was, “No, I was too busy ‘megging cünts”.

Aye, was quite funny when he was talking about diving as well, 'ya wee diving bastard'

 

[Coda]

Aye, was quite funny when he was talking about diving as well, 'ya wee diving bastard'

I was pissing myself at that, must have looked like a mad man listening in the car!

 

[Gumbo Pickle Packer]

I was pissing myself at that, must have looked like a mad man listening in the car!

Same, pissing myself at the bus-stop today. I've heard him on the radio before good humour and seems a decent guy

 

[Slybacon]

It's entirely possible Quitongo made the story up but I didn't and I was in stitches listening to him tell it with his incomplete brogue

He said he got 2 days in jail for it.

 

[minder]

Used to see him in Hamilton Palace on Saturday nights.He certainly had a way with the ladies

 

[TheBlueBlazerV3]

I remember watching him when I was a youngster, we got free tickets from the school to Love Street. He was an exciting player to watch at the level he was at.

 

[Altogether_now]

Best podcast of ewen and Grado so far. Thought it was class

 

[Kris1872]

Met him in one up one night. knew a couple people I worked with because they played with him. he was a pain in the ar5e. Pure loud drunk falling about talking utter sh1te. Reminded me of myself so much.

 

[LaidbackLaudrup]

Met him in one up one night. knew a couple people I worked with because they played with him. he was a pain in the ar5e. Pure loud drunk falling about talking utter sh1te. Reminded me of myself so much.

Says he has never touched a drink in his life in the podcast.

Was funny stories although the exact same stories from his podcast with James English last year.

 

[Kris1872]

Says he has never touched a drink in his life in the podcast.

Was funny stories although the exact same stories from his podcast with James English last year.

Maybe he was just dancing about like a f@nny sober lol.