Guy spent 20K to look like Beckham and now 14K in debt.
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orjan_persson
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It would appear that he takes a tremendous set piece outside the munchy box.
SurelyBassey
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Skeletor will be along shortly to tell us HE looks like David Beckham
rangers for life
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Bender Like Beckham.
HowdenEnder
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If he went a couple shades darker on the spray tan he'd look more like Odell Beckham Jnr.
CooperShoots
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Looks like he’s been hit in the face by one of Beckhams free kicks
Zwingli'sSausages
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Money well spent imo
Southsideblueblood
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He will get that back easily from look a likey work. Emmmmm
orjan_persson
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Posh Spice.
Simply a Bear
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Can't be, she's smiling.
Posh Spice.
He doesn't even look like a fat David Backham.
bear wi nae hair
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On the plus side he can make that money back by hiring his massive heid out as a wrecking ball
1BrianLaudrup
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So £20k got him a weird combination of James Corden, Kim Jong-Un and Yul Brynner in The King & I.
The Businessman
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I'd love to see the breakdown of individual jobs carried out on his invoice.
Comb your hair back - 5k
Half an hour on sunbed - 5k
Make up - 5k
Labour/materials - 5k
Many thanks.
Comb your hair back - 5k
Half an hour on sunbed - 5k
Make up - 5k
Labour/materials - 5k
Many thanks.
G-Hallbear
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He’s obsviiouy ordered the David Beckham facelift on wish. Looks more like he’s next in line to leader of North Korea.
nybear
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was thinking the same, weight watchers might have helped him get his hole rather than looking like beckham which only got him a skinny burd that couldnt sing
scottishpoet
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www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/22-year-old-who-aspired-2576668.amp
This is the same guy
Seems he likes getting himself in the paper
This is the same guy
Seems he likes getting himself in the paper
scottishpoet
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www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/man-who-wants-look-like-2308655.amp
Him again
Oh and again, this time the sun
www.thesun.co.uk
It goes on and on and on
Him again
Oh and again, this time the sun
David Beckham wannabe has his house daubed in POO by 'stalkers' jealous of his £20k bid to look like his idol
A DELUDED David Beckham wannabe claims he has been the victim of a “hate crime” after his house was vandalised by thugs. Jack Johnson’s home was attacked with eggs by yobs who dau…
www.thesun.co.uk
It goes on and on and on
Looks and feels like a complete tadger then
roadster198
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Certainly doesn't eat like Beckham did he.
Hmm I guess the celebrity lookalike bookings didn't flood in as he had hoped.
Wonder why?
Stupid chunt.
wee bud's pit boots
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He's got the ham part off to a tee. By the tonne load, going by that snap.
SpandauBear
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Worth every penny. Good for him!
foxinthebox
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Why is he looking in a spoon?
BobbyShearer55-65
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Hmm I guess the celebrity lookalike bookings didn't flood in as he had hoped.
Wonder why?
lou riccios chipshop
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I used that line with a rep that came into my work.
He reported me to the owner.
Stevie
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Hmm I guess the celebrity lookalike bookings didn't flood in as he had hoped.
Wonder why?
What ya get when ya order Tintin from Wish
The Businessman
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Has anyone said "Spend It Like Beckham" yet?
Brian_Fantana
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Golden chicken balls, rice, and curry sauce please mate
Skyy Bluenose
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"She told Nottinghamshire Live that he aspires to look Victoria Beckham."
Sorry, but I'm confused.
Sorry, but I'm confused.
Is it a receding hairline or is it because his face is that fat.
Hmm I guess the celebrity lookalike bookings didn't flood in as he had hoped.
Wonder why?
Clicker
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“Ooooh, do you think I look like Victoria?”
Posh Spice.
“Aye, hen, Victoria Station”.
Alvor
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GalTribesman82
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Thats hilarious lol
I guess he thinks Beckham looks like an overweight lesbian
I guess he thinks Beckham looks like an overweight lesbian
JorgAlbertz
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Roger Daltrey
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Should've just shaved his head , you get accused of looking like every baldy footballer ever
*hashtagthegingerzidaneanddefinitelynotbradguzman
*hashtagthegingerzidaneanddefinitelynotbradguzman
Clarence
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Hmm I guess the celebrity lookalike bookings didn't flood in as he had hoped.
Wonder why?
He is his double. Double his size.
archimedes
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"Everyone knows I'm transgender and want to look like Victoria Beckham now in my home town and some people ain't so nice but I don't care because I have my happy ever after now."
The only trans in the village...
WinkieWATP
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Careful her boyfriend might still be amongst us.
buzzardbear244
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"Altogether it's going cost the taxpayers about £18,000 for my sex changed and face lift."
Why the fck should we have to pay for it,if he's that desperate to fck himself up then pay for it yourself ffs.
Johnno1872
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Is that the before and after pics OP?
scottishpoet
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and that article is from 2019
it looks like he never had the change yet, he is just a publicity seeker
douzpwa
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Who did the ops? Must have been the same guy that did a bust of C Ronaldo awhile back and he thinks he got both spot on?
Hmm I guess the celebrity lookalike bookings didn't flood in as he had hoped.
Wonder why?
