It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas

[wee bud's pit boots]

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Everywhere you go
Because despite of their cheating ways
The filth are all full of dismay
And still six points below

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Timbo's vomit's all-a-glow
And when asked for his point of view
Ange's eyes were stuck like glue
To title hopes lying in the snow

Feel free to add your own verses on this fine Karma Christas Eve, eve.



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[Sir Know it All]

What brand of diesel do you drink mate?

 

[BroomloanWATP]

I don't have anything to add to this masterpiece, but I'd like to take the opportunity to wish all FF users a merry Christmas, except for any interloping bheasts, for who I pray that yesterday is only the beginning of your festive misery. Lay down and grunt.

 

[big_hec]

Snow is falling all around us
Tarr1ers raking - in the bins
It’s the season - Gers are still on top again
Merry Christmas - f@ck the Tims

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

What brand of diesel do you drink mate?

Fresh air has had me high from last night bud when I saw that score on Sky Sports.

 

[BeachBear]

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Everywhere you go
Because despite of their cheating ways
The filth are all full of dismay
And still six points below

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Timbo's vomit's all-a-glow
And when asked for his point of view
Ange's eyes were stuck like glue
To title hopes lying in the snow

Feel free to add your own verses on this fine Karma Christas Eve, eve.



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Masterpiece

 

[Alex Venters]

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Everywhere you go
Because despite of their cheating ways
The filth are all full of dismay
And still six points below

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Timbo's vomit's all-a-glow
And when asked for his point of view
Ange's eyes were stuck like glue
To title hopes lying in the snow

Feel free to add your own verses on this fine Karma Christas Eve, eve.



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Which one are you, Lennon or McCartney?

 

[Bluenose_bear]

Not a bad attempt but nothing on the tav Christmas hit I listened to a few weeks on here

 

[Mount_Bear]

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Everywhere you go
Because despite of their cheating ways
The filth are all full of dismay
And still six points below

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Timbo's vomit's all-a-glow
And when asked for his point of view
Ange's eyes were stuck like glue
To title hopes lying in the snow

Feel free to add your own verses on this fine Karma Christas Eve, eve.



​

Fuckin hell. Your internet access privileges should be revoked permanently.

 

[MaxMK]

Mate I got ripped for better …. Hold onto your hat. But Merry Christmas!!

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Mate I got ripped for better …. Hold onto your hat. But Merry Christmas!!

That's why I said feel free to add your own verses to keep the festive juices basting.

 

[CLMGC]

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

One word - bloody awful.

 

[ssblue]

The Gub's standard of prose is not what it once was.

 

[TN8]

 

[TheFantasticNinetiesFox]

Away in a Manger

A home game with Rangers
No fans at the game
No Hart or Kyogo or Jota to play
The shitebags of Celtic got the matches delayed
Afraid they’d get battered by The Gers on Ne’erday

Merry Christmas

 

[OZ1872]

Thats horrific

 

[Mermaid]

Xmas just gets better. Rogic in trouble with compliance officer. He was telling the St Mirren players that Santa Claus isn't real.

 

[John Greigs beard]

Time for the old classic and never truer..

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Celtic ran away.

 

[RedWhiteBlue]

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Everywhere you go
Because despite of their cheating ways
The filth are all full of dismay
And still six points below

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas
Timbo's vomit's all-a-glow
And when asked for his point of view
Ange's eyes were stuck like glue
To title hopes lying in the snow

Feel free to add your own verses on this fine Karma Christas Eve, eve.



​

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas,
The Tims have got the fear,
Santacoglu delivered a gift,
To give the Gers a lift,
Now we're six points clear.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas,
The Tims have got the fear,
Santacoglu delivered a gift,
To give the Gers a lift,
Now we're six points clear.

That's the spirit.

 

[Rupert Pupkin]

I won't to like it but the shoehorning is unreal.

 

[bilkobear]

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas
With Rangers looking hot
Cold fear gripping Filth FC
With a squad completely shot
No corpse to throw onto the fixture list
To the SNP they call
Save us from the Rangers
With an early season stall
But first let us play St Mirren's kids
To take an easy three points hame
Once more these cheating bstrds
Are Scotland's sporting shame

 

[MaxMK]

One word - bloody awful.

One word ??

 

[Masterblue]

Bravo Bravo get yer tin hat on!

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

One word ??

Never take a joke seriously

 

[douzpwa]

Jingle bells celtic smells
Their fans are running loose
Oh what fun it is to hear
The Tims attack their hoose

_______

These dim Tims
These dim Tims
See how they run
See how they run
They all run up to their own parkhead
Throw missiles and sharks and wish we were dead
These dim Tims

----------
(Grand old Duke of York)
Oh the Tims they have no shame
So they try to cheat our game
Any time the rangers win it drives them all insane

And now that we are back up
Their running out of luck
Intimidate the referees gets help to win a cup

Oh the Tims they have no shame
So they try to cheat our game
Any time the rangers win it drives them all insane

 

[Super Cooper]

It's beginning to feel like Karma Christmas,
Everywhere you know

As we walk down Copland Road,
To Ibrox, we go

To see the famous Rangers,
Pump those smelly Micks,

the greatest sight to see, You can't take Ibrox out of me,
Here comes Fifty Six!

 

[spotlight]

Dropping points for Christmas
Young lads everywhere
Still can’t beat their young team
So Ange pulled out his hair

 

[RedWhiteBlue]

Oh when fat Ange picks the team,
You can hear the timmys scream,
"we're gonnae lose the league before Hogmanay"

So they phoned the SPL,
"Get that Rangers game to hell",
"We're so afraid, make them send Joe Aribo away",

Oh well they're crying about "Sevco" every day,
Tears on Radio Clyde when Terry Munro passed away,

Oh they wish they could be Rangers every day,
Sitting six points clear at Christmas!