Lost & Found in Main Stand womens toilet - anyone lose anything yesterday

[ChildOfGoth]

Describe what and we can get it returned at the next home match thanks .

 

[AstralFlame72]

My virginity, cheers.

 

[RenfrewBear72]

My virginity, cheers.

Hopefully not in a smokey cubicle???

 

[Arminius]

Edit .. beaten to it by RenfrewBear. LOL

 

[Diego Maradona]

My big dildo. Will be Delighted to get it back

 

[Alex Boyce]

Solid gold toilet bowl




Or was it a soiled toilet bowl

 

[Pvt. Hudson]

A giant stick out the water and down the u bend jobby.

 

[amabluestar]

My big dildo. Will be Delighted to get it back

Batteries run out?

 

[johnny1872]

Girl on my bus lost a royal blue rampant rabbit yesterday. Not sure if she is in the main stand though. Will ask and get back to you.

 

[noops12345]

my dignity

 

[Superrangers]

My virginity, cheers.

First answer always nails it, if you will forgive me the pun.

 

[Whitburnbear]

A Phone?

 

[Corporal Clegg]

I've always wondered what the women's toilets at Ibrox are like. Bet you they have luxuries like hot water, hand towels and smokeless cubicles.

 

[Danger Zone]

A camcorder and a gallon of spunk. Dont bother watching the tape there’s nothing interesting on it at all.

 

[ferris72]

A giant stick out the water and down the u bend jobby.

Been on the Midori?

 

[Davie Weir]

Ooh mysterious.

Wonder what it is

 

[Oduwa]

Two gram.

 

[gerrard32]

Ladies toilet you mean?

And why were you in there?

 

[Vallance]

My Mojo..... ( no not the high profile Roman Catholic.. i know where he is)

 

[GeckoBear29]

I've always wondered what the women's toilets at Ibrox are like. Bet you they have luxuries like hot water, hand towels and smokeless cubicles.

They do

 

[Diego Maradona]

Ladies toilet you mean?

And why were you in there?

Doing a jobby?

 

[TapCorner]

I lost a mattaboobo.

 

[Bordersbear]

I lost a mattaboobo.

One for the over 50's hope you get a bite.

 

[Rangers daft]

Lost a Braffur yesterday

 

[BrunoBear]

Batteries run out?

You're thinking of a vibrator mate

 

[O.K. Bear]

I've always wondered what the women's toilets at Ibrox are like. Bet you they have luxuries like hot water, hand towels and smokeless cubicles.

Spotted quite a few lads coming out the ladies over the years.

 

[mkgers]

I've always wondered what the women's toilets at Ibrox are like. Bet you they have luxuries like hot water, hand towels and smokeless cubicles.

Free sanitary towels 

 

[amabluestar]

You're thinking of a vibrator mate

Yea ok, Big stiff and up the rear, just thinking without the noise.
Enjoy.

 

[Lomoon17]

My big dildo. Will be Delighted to get it back

WTF was Chris Sutton doing in the ladies toilet ??

 

[amabluestar]

Spotted quite a few lads coming out the ladies over the years.

Binocular loyal?
Should seek help.

 

[Al Bundy]

I lost 3 gold bars. They were stolen nazi gold. Worth a few quid. Was that what you found?

 

[Garribaldy]

 

[westenclosurebear]

Describe what and we can get it returned at the next home match thanks .

Any items should be handed into the Club.

Appealing on here is ridiculous.

 

[Mossblown_Loyal]

Was it a duk doo ?

 

[Al-boy]

My clean criminal record

 

[Scotty Arfield]

Any items should be handed into the Club.

Appealing on here is ridiculous.

Correct.

I doubt the woman is even on here.

It should have been handed into the front office after the game.

 

[Deleted member 125]

I lost 3 gold bars. They were stolen nazi gold. Worth a few quid. Was that what you found?

Why did you bring your stolen Nazi gold to Ibrox?

Is this how we’re being funded?

I thought it was MI5 /DUP

 

[johnkp]

My big dildo. Will be Delighted to get it back

You'll be buzzing with excitement to get that back, DM.

 

[ChildOfGoth]

Any items should be handed into the Club.

Appealing on here is ridiculous.

That’s up to Admin ain’t it . It’s simply a direct appeal for anyone who has lost as it ain’t possible to get it there until next match day if that’s ok Chief . no need to be uptight. Thanks.

Enjoyed some nice lighthearted replies which further justifies the post lol

 

[GR4Dave]

My brown wings gold medal award.

 

[BSPECIAL]

A vampires teabag?

 

[O.K. Bear]

Doubled ended dildo.

 

[Arminius]

A small bag of 15 blood diamonds that I was transporting for the authorities.

Is that the right guess answer

 

[ChildOfGoth]

A small bag of 15 blood diamonds that I was transporting for the authorities.

Is that the right guess answer

Well it’s a colourful guess haha just like many of the others mate lol . No banana.

 

[Meekoo]

This post should be in the lost and found .......

 

[westenclosurebear]

That’s up to Admin ain’t it . It’s simply a direct appeal for anyone who has lost as it ain’t possible to get it there until next match day if that’s ok Chief . no need to be uptight. Thanks.

Enjoyed some nice lighthearted replies which further justifies the post lol

I'm not uptight. If someone thinks they lost something at Ibrox they'll contact the club within a day or so.

Unlikely the item will now be relocated with its owner because of your actions. And still you act the clown.

 

[Mynameismud]

Free sanitary towels 

Free sanitary towels? That's a disgrace. Sir Thomas Pax will be rolling in his grave.

 

[Mossblown_Loyal]

I'm not uptight. If someone thinks they lost something at Ibrox they'll contact the club within a day or so.

Unlikely the item will now be relocated with its owner because of your actions. And still you act the clown.

Away wae ye, no one is acting the clown. A nice gesture to return an item someone on FF might have lost without going through the official lost and found channel. We have seen it before, season ticket books/cards etc. And FF posters come through and help each other out.

This one just has an extra bit of joviality to it because it was found in the female toilet facilities.

Don't be a Pussy

 

[Mrs_Prso]

I sit in the Main Stand and am now paranoid I might have lost something.

 

[W*A*T*P]

Hopefully it wasn’t my secret bog cam