Morton v Hearts, Chelsea v Newcastle & Monday's other football

[Macdonsj]

That's where refs infuriate you
Hes just given a free kick 2 mins before for an identical push - ignoring the one on the edge of the box

Shankland booked for a stupid push

Edit - and broadfoot booked for broadfoot hings

 

[mark hateley]

Played for St Mirren

Prior to joining them tho.

Wonder if they abused him every week then.

 

[SM™]

You would have thought after his long career he could at least have afforded a new set of teeth that f*cking fit?

He had a set, but Rod Wallace broke them.

 

[GodStruth]

Hearts are so average its scary

 

[Big Hepy]

Broadfoot still a prick then?

 

[DJ Blue]

That's where refs infuriate you
Hes just given a free kick 2 mins before for an identical push - ignoring the one on the edge of the box

Shankland booked for a stupid push

I automictically disagree with everything Stewart says.

 

[daviemil2021]

“Tell me about the tactical shape Michael, what changes have Morton made to be more competitive? What have you seen?”

“That’s a free kick. That’s never a yellow”

 

[Macdonsj]

I automictically disagree with everything Stewart says.

Im listening to an audiobook while watching
I thoroughly recommend it

 

[rangeral]

Prior to joining them tho.

Wonder if they abused him every week then.

Well maybe something happen while there with them then?

 

[mark hateley]

I automictically disagree with everything Stewart says.

He did say it was night time.

So in essence it's day time.

 

[Macdonsj]

Its a indictment of our top league that this piss Hearts side are strolling "best of the rest"

 

[Macdonsj]

5mins ago that wasnt a foul at the other end
Typical shit ref

 

[Masterblue]

I turned on the ipad to watch the morton game heard that throbber turned it off again!

 

[SM™]

The game at Cappielow has picked up, going from a "2-bed smack den up Cartsdyke Court" level to a "2-bed flat down the QB" class.

For those who are unfamiliar with the area, that's someone else's shite up to your own pish.

 

[GodStruth]

Its a indictment of our top league that this piss Hearts side are strolling "best of the rest"

And they easily beat Celtic recently. Bang average

 

[Rangers72]

Lewis Strapp? Right good player, expect to see him in the SPFL next season.

Greenocks answer to Rory Delap

 

[DJ Blue]

As usual Stewart doesn't know what's offside

 

[Liviger1984]

Jesus, Jim Leighton looks fucking terrible.

Standing there like he's misplaced his third bottle of eldorado

Looks like a scrotum

 

[Blue As]

2-1 Chelsea
Peach from Cole Palmer.

 

[ShieldsBlue]

Cole Palmer 2-1

 

[JC85]

Brilliant hit from Palmer. Some player.

 

[CooperSF]

Palmer captain my my FPL team this week.

Tidy!

 

[JayDee]

2-1 Chelsea. Good strike by Palmer.

 

[GodStruth]

Vargas misses a sitter

 

[JayDee]

Sterling shot stopped on the line.

 

[Liviger1984]

Alan Power v Devlin. Battle of the midget pricks

 

[WATP1979]

What a riot of a miss that was for hearts

 

[Iain04]

Hearts should have been 1 up

 

[SM™]

URGENT CORRECTION!

I have been asked to point out it is no longer Cartsdyke Court.

Those seeking an ambulance after getting a syringe in the ankle whilst hanging out the washing should ask the 999 operator to send an ambulance to Cartsdyke Apartments.

We call this gentrification down this neck of the woods.

(And what a miss from Hearts. The threat of another half-hour looms large...)

 

[GodStruth]

Morton visibly tiring

 

[Thomas Milton]

Nobody wants to wait for the draw - let’s have a winner.

 

[Macdonsj]

So now a ball in hitting an arm held tight to the body isn't a penalty

 

[SM™]

If this goes to extra-time the shop up the street will be shut, and fans could miss out on service from the most hostile shop-assistants in Christendom!

 

[brother1]

So now a ball in hitting an arm held tight to the body isn't a penalty

2nd time in this game

 

[Iain04]

Hearts 1 up

 

[GodStruth]

1-0 Hearts

Its been coming

 

[Puggy]

Sickner for Morton.

 

[Macdonsj]

Hearts score
Looked a foul in the lead up to it

 

[WATP1979]

1-0 Hearts

That should be that

 

[Macdonsj]

2nd time in this game

Wonder if theres a common factor to compare those 3 decisions

 

[longtimedead]

As usual Stewart doesn't know what's offside

But he certainly knows when Celtic aren’t offside

 

[Vallance]

Thank feck this shite won't last any longer

 

[TheHammerJorgAlbertz11]

Thank feck for that. Wasn't wanting to watch an extra 30 mins of this.

 

[SM™]

Thank Christ for that.

Sickner for Morton.

Not really. Win or lose (no draw in the Cup), they'd still be in Greenock.

 

[muttley]

Hearts are chronic.

 

[JayDee]

Vargas makes it 1-0 to Hearts.

 

[DocStone]

Vargas makes it 1-0 to Hearts.

Good job you are here to keep us updated mate.

 

[SM™]

Good job you are here to keep us updated mate.

He's watching on dial-up.

 

[DocStone]

He's watching on dial-up.

More likely a Greenock fan, watching on ceefax

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Sickner for Morton.

Is that 1-1?