Which one is that? Surely that's happened more than once.I prefer the story where he is slapped about Ashton Lane and pishes himself, that's the one to tell the grandkids!
Wow, full marks for obscure but quality reference!Strong Jussie Smollett vibes to this.
"And the bastard shat in my pants"“My tyre was slashed, and someone stole my wallet, left my front door open, and spewed all over the stairs”
Car slashing agency?Maybe it was the CSA.
It was the geese that did it !!![]()
Neil Lennon attacked by geese
CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.www.thedailymash.co.uk
Some imagination.It was the geese that did it !!
He couldn’t. Agathe is still in Arthur Numan’s back pocket.He should have just ditched the car and hitched a ride in Agathe's tank.
Maybe it was the ex girlfriend he once threatened with a knife getting her revenge
A vile individual who was Scottish football’s problem child for 2 decades
Exactly, if wasn't him it was freinds who went to the press for deflection, it's always them as the victim.Wow, full marks for obscure but quality reference!
All joking aside, you wonder how such a story makes it to the hack rags. Assuming the perps themselves didnt take pics and share them, you have to assume Lennon has contacted his mates in some desperate attempt at getting attention.
Or at least diverting attention from some other grim coverage hes been getting recently....
All of which is odd because I thought he was being chased for some big European job - such is the demand for his talents?
Was probably the bint he owes csa money to.Read the article in the sun and it was only one tyre. What a lot of garbage obviously it was big bad Rangers.
Pity it was his tyre !
Even the local wildlife hates him![]()
Neil Lennon attacked by geese
CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.www.thedailymash.co.uk
It was international newsWow, full marks for obscure but quality reference!
All joking aside, you wonder how such a story makes it to the hack rags. Assuming the perps themselves didnt take pics and share them, you have to assume Lennon has contacted his mates in some desperate attempt at getting attention.
Or at least diverting attention from some other grim coverage hes been getting recently....
All of which is odd because I thought he was being chased for some big European job - such is the demand for his talents?
That would be my thinking.Maybe it was the ex girlfriend he once threatened with a knife getting her revenge
A vile individual who was Scottish football’s problem child for 2 decades