Steve Davis getting pelters for his breakfast

[Gdawg]

He's still bossing nearly every game he plays in at 36, can't be doing too much wrong!

 

[Amstel]

He also uses cutlery the Protestant way

 

[russianboatcommander]

I could have that for tea!

 

[Odin1972]

Nobody said they could . I’m saying Roofe could do worse than follow Davis example instead of wasting time on social media .

Deary me!

 

[Amato Amore]

I remember in the good old days when the answers to questions in magazines like Shoot and Match were normally bacon and egg for breakfast and steak and chips for a pre-match meal.

Favourite car: Ford Capri
Favourite drink: Lager
Favourite food: Steak
Favourite actress: Bo Derek or Raquel Welch

when men were men

 

[PunkScott]

I could live on that.

food is calories and doesn’t need to be fancy

 

[Gary]

Anyone else used to have that toaster that toasted Rangers badges onto your toast?

They should be standard for the players

 

[Theknight]

Love seeing the players banter, sign of a winning team.

 

[Big Blue Bear]

Nae broon sauce?? pppft

 

[Carltonblue]

Beans for breakfast? Not for me. But he’s Steve Davis, he can do whatever he wants.

 

[Rt. Hon. Bearman]

I’m not criticising the breakfast just saying it’s not something I’d imagine an athlete having.

Beans are full of energy.

No problem eating these before training.

 

[Rt. Hon. Bearman]

I was always told left handed people hold their fork in their right hand. But im right handed and hold my fork in my right hand.ive tried swapping but it just doesnt feel right

I'm the same - right-handed but use a fork in my right hand.

Can't do it the other way round!

 

[venturablue]

How do you like your EBTs in the morning?

 

[Alfie shhh!]

I'm the same - right-handed but use a fork in my right hand.

Can't do it the other way round!

Right handed but use cock, I mean fork with left hand

 

[Speedmeister]

Only of follow follow can you have guys having a go at each other for either Steve Davis cutlery etiquette, Roofe being the hardest working guy in the team, the salt and sugar content of beans!

All off the back of an instagram post of SD having his breakfast!

 

[linthousebear1981]

Campbell's meatballs for dinner.

You have just put me right in the mood for them.

 

[usbear]

It's not the only thing he's had on toast this year

 

[Brant Hurley]

How do you like your EBTs in the morning?

Too clever by half.

 

[tambourineman]

This lighthearted joke and what started as a lighthearted thread has now went full FF!

Bears now arguing over the health benefits of baked beans, what constitutes a kid’s breakfast and the social media habits of injured players!

TBF Barry it is a well known fact that spending one minute posting on social media is a waste of time and can aggravate injuries.

I will add, just in case, just- in - case, someone takes it seriously that the above is in jest.

 

[the_baron]

Roofe will be retired a good few years younger than Davis will I reckon, he could maybe learn from him rather than eating the usual diet footballers seem to eat of microwaving food in a tupperware from some social media meal prep guy who makes it in his kitchen in the house.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Eggs, beans and toast, what am I missing?

Sauce?

 

[Der Bomber]

Beans, eggs and brown bread toasted, good mix of protein, carbs and fibre, What's the problem!!

 

[the_baron]

Sauce?

If it's Heinz maybe.

If they're Branstons, he's already got a fine tomato sauce there.

 

[Trevor Reznick]

Good healthy breakfast. Whats wrong with that?

Nae Black Puddin

 

[Brother Crockett]

How do you like your EBTs in the morning?

That's genius.

 

[RLatapy]

What I like to call a “farty” meal

That's how he creates space in midfield

 

[venturablue]

That's genius.

Then it deserves an ms paint version of my quote

 

[Silgni RFC]

Never understood the love for brown sauce my wife loves it I would rather have tomato

I have brown sauce with almost anything, red sauce is for kids

 

[bluetonic]

Roofe on Instagram slagging davis

Breakfast of champions!

 

[bluetonic]

I’m not criticising the breakfast just saying it’s not something I’d imagine an athlete having.

Full of protein I think

 

[Mbear]

I don’t get it?
Toast beans eggs?

 

[cooperman]

Roofe on Instagram slagging davis

how many of those did Scott Wright have to eat to gain the 4 kilos???

 

[Captain_Buns]

Opened the thread expecting it to be about the snooker player

 

[Theciscokid]

Scrambled eggs, beans and a couple of slices of toasted wholemeal bread,Nice.

Wholemeal bread is for daftie's

 

[jubileeblue]

What’s actually wrong with what’s on his plate?

 

[gers1978]

No you are right , millennial people seem to think athletes should only eat avocado bashed on rye bread and water from the perinese apparently . Davis fuel is what we all need I say

Andy Murray eats nothing but crunchy nut corn flakes for breakfast and Lionel messi’s after match meal is always cheese pizza. But what have they 2 ever achieved in sport, eh? They should get some avocado and green smoothie in them, couple of wasters

 

[gers1978]

I get aggro for this every time I eat!

I’d imagine he’s left handed, no?

 

[gers1978]

In what ways does Roofe “ work harder “ than anyone else in the squad ? I’d like to hear this . More than tavernier , Davis , mcGregor , goldson , Kent ?

Seems to me the touchy ones are the ones who can’t see the joke here . I like Roofe as a player but he IS injury prone I’m not making it up , whereas guys like Davis Goldson mcGregor ever present . Breakfast jokes aside perhaps Roofe is just “ unlucky “ but to claim he’s the hardest worker is bizarre .

You were suggesting roofe spends too much time on social media

 

[gers1978]

Gerrard gives Roofe injury update -

“we hoped to have Kemar ready for the weekend but turns out he’s been messing about on Instagram and he’s not been eating his beans and eggs. This has now added another 2 weeks on to his recovery time”

He later added “I’m putting him on the Davo diet for his own good”

 

[Eddie Doc]

Good breakfast for an ex snooker player.

 

[gers1978]

Good breakfast for an ex snooker player.

He won six world titles on the back of eating that for breakfast

 

[Robbie Hepburn]

I’m not criticising the breakfast just saying it’s not something I’d imagine an athlete having.

Players always have a breakfast buffet pre match with all the usual stuff you would expect plus some healthier options. Post match they get stuff like pizzas, wedges and jelly beans

 

[Eddie Doc]

He won six world titles on the back of eating that for breakfast

Right on cue.

 

[Rickymck]

I’m not criticising the breakfast just saying it’s not something I’d imagine an athlete having.

Read what you just said there. That is an athlete who has performed and been successful at the highest level so you don't need to imagine, its fact! Laugh at Roofe having a go when Davis probably has bawhairs that are fitter than his legs!

 

[Leopold]

Read what you just said there. That is an athlete who has performed and been successful at the highest level so you don't need to imagine, its fact! Laugh at Roofe having a go when Davis probably has bawhairs that are fitter than his legs!

Post #12

 

[Mbear]

Perhaps if Roofe followed davis example he would spend less time on the treatment table , certainly less on social media . A man aged 37 who can play every game v a man ten years younger made of glass .... pass me the beans and eggs every day of the week please ! :shh: Steven Davis Rangers legend

100%
Roofs needs to follow his example if anything

 

[Boabmeister]

Roofe on Instagram slagging davis

The breakfast of maestros.

 

[bluecode03]

I was always told left handed people hold their fork in their right hand. But im right handed and hold my fork in my right hand.ive tried swapping but it just doesnt feel right

same here , in primary school a teacher stood over me in the canteen trying to force me to swap back. I just ignored her. I'm right handed , change my fork over never use a knife much and kick with my left foot ( skilfully of course ).

 

[JW1988]

I’d imagine he’s left handed, no?

I’m right handed. If I only eat with a fork or spoon it’s in my right, see no reason to change it just cos I have a knife

 

[gers1978]

I’m right handed. If I only eat with a fork or spoon it’s in my right, see no reason to change it just cos I have a knife

Oh I agree, if only a fork or spoon it’s right hand. Fork and knife, it’s fork in the left hand