The Mark Yardley diet
Just look at Luke LittlerIt's a myth that fatties can't be top athletes.
Jocky Wilson was rather rotund yet still managed to become a two time darts world champion.
Ridiculous that a professional footballer can let himself get into that state
Some people just gain/carry weight in different ways. Must be some sort of issue but he’s always been on the bigger side and his career is going very wellIf a pro footballer lets himself get like that there must be some mental problems.
Who is the least popular person at Borussia Munchingladbach?He'll be transferred to Borussia Munchingladbach next season.
Stood with Gazza at a photo shoot. He had a slight double chin and a big barrel-chest but there really wasn’t a pick on him. Top athlete.It just shows you that to be a top professional footballer you have to train and eat right, religiously so.
Yet saying that, the best players ever were a little soft-fleshed. (Gazza, Maradona, Rooney)
He’s no stranger to a currywurst
Rapid when he sees pigs in blanketsHe is, hilariously, absolutely rapid. Maybe not over a few yards but when he gets going he is proper quick.
Bayern actually tried him out as a right back on a few occasions.
People need to read this more closely.He'll be transferred to Borussia Munchingladbach next season.
The guy who starts the song..Who is the least popular person at Borussia Munchingladbach?
And id imagine hard to stop, like a runaway truckHe is, hilariously, absolutely rapid. Maybe not over a few yards but when he gets going he is proper quick.
Bayern actually tried him out as a right back on a few occasions.
I was going to say he’ll be one of those players who’ll become obese when they stop playing but I think he’s nearly there just now.
Aren’t we all?Rapid when he sees pigs in blankets
Just look at Luke Littler
A conditionOne of the players that goes up and down the weight but is still good. Fair play.
It’s a condition probs, when he retires he will balloon.
Or he’s just a greedy bassa. Unsure.
Too funnyA condition
Reminds me of the Billy Connolly skit about fat people. Aye, you're arse bone is a hell of a size.
Or Bayern MunchinHe'll be transferred to Borussia Munchingladbach next season.
I'm sure he clocked the highest sprint in the league when he was at FC Bayern, despite being built like the side of an IKEA.