Surreal chants and songs you have heard at Ibrox

[beowulf]

While Mo Johnston was still playing early in his career, he (allegedly) took, ahem, receipt of a video recorder and was raided. The only thing in the flat was his dog, Cairo.

Within weeks the Ibrox faithful had concocted a song (to the tune of hi ho, hi ho it's off to work we go:

"Cairo, Cairo . . . who stole the video?"

 

[charlie_snowball]

"You've only got one shoe" by the Dundee United fans. Weirdos.

 

[KazKoz]

Get intae these bunch of social workers.., had to be game v Partick Thistle

 

[davyloyal]

If ye hope the wean’s a mongo clap yir hands. When Bernadette Devin got pregnancy in the early 1970’s.

 

[beowulf]

To the tune of Brown Girl in the Ring: "Ronnie Glavin's in the jail, tra la, la, la, la . . . "

 

[Fu Manchu]

Mad lady's front bottom near us used to sing John Greig was my father my father was John Greig??????

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Not a chant but always remember a Guy few rows behind me screaming “You still take baths with your maw madden ya c*nt” at Bobby Madden a season or so ago

 

[1690]

Heard our away fans singing the Inspector Gadget theme once, no idea why but it was surprisingly good.

 

[beowulf]

Bears from the 70s when fans were being escorted round the perimeter by the polis, used to hum the Z-Cars theme.

 

[jimmybluebeak]

If ye hope the wean’s a mongo clap yir hands. When Bernadette Devin got pregnancy in the early 1970’s.

Before that it was Bernadette is on the pill.

 

[Walt Longmire]

Heard a drunk Bear in the Enclosure toilets at Ibrox in the 80's singing to the Cockney tune 'My old Man (Said Follow The Van)

"My old man, said be a Celtic fan
I said fuck off, father, you're a wank..."

Hilarity ensued but I've never heard that song before or since. Maybe a one-off performance.

 

[beowulf]

Heard a drunk Bear in the Enclosure toilets at Ibrox in the 80's singing to the Cockney tune 'My old Man (Said Follow The Van)

"My old man, said be a Celtic fan
I said fuck off, father, you're a wank..."

Hilarity ensued but I've never heard that song before or since. Maybe a one-off performance.

My old man said be a septic fan, I said feck off father you're a wnak, we'll take the shamrock in half a minute, we'll take the jungle and all that's in it, with hatchets and hammers, feck yer rebel banners . . . "

 

[Prestwick Bear]

I remember being in the East Enclosure with my Auld man and he met his work mate, they were talking about work and stuff but in between talking shop his mate would sing Pope wears hawf a baw during the convo, I get it now but back then I just laughed and wondered WTF.

 

[orjan_persson]

Obviously not at Ibrox, but "Frank McGarvie's whore's a wife" sung at the queue to get the train to Central from Cappielow, back in the day.

 

[Mitchell McCoist]

Dundee away the week Dermot Morgan passed away:

“Fuk father Teed, he’s deed”

 

[amabluestar]

Before that it was Bernadette is on the pill.

Bernadette's a whoore, Bernadette's a whoore.
Eh I adio Bernadette's a whoore.
Remember it well.

 

[lordlucanrfc]

'Bradley wears a nightie' sung to some unfortunate sub warming up for a wee team we were playing in the cup (i think arbroath maybe) back in the late 80's. his only crime was being called Bradley

 

[ElBarrileteCosmico]

Dundee away the week Dermot Morgan passed away:

“Fuk father Teed, he’s deed”

Now that’s one I’d totally support locking fans up for !

 

[Supermac1872]

Same old Alloa, always cheating.

 

[beowulf]

'Bradley wears a nightie' sung to some unfortunate sub warming up for a wee team we were playing in the cup (i think arbroath maybe) back in the late 80's. his only crime was being called Bradley

Definitely Arbroath, the east enclosure were onto this as soon as the teams were announced, catcalling him: "Oooh, Bradley, Bradley . . . " he took it in great part and I think the EE gave him a clap off the park

 

[beowulf]

Slightly off topic, the Newcastle fans away at Monaco: "In yer Monaco slums . . ."

 

[lordlucanrfc]

Definitely Arbroath, the east enclosure were onto this as soon as the teams were announced, catcalling him: "Oooh, Bradley, Bradley . . . " he took it in great part and I think the EE gave him a clap off the park

got a whole games worth of banter out the boys name!! ' the sergeant thinks it's funny '

 

[Strathbungo Bear]

Heard a drunk Bear in the Enclosure toilets at Ibrox in the 80's singing to the Cockney tune 'My old Man (Said Follow The Van)

"My old man, said be a Celtic fan
I said fuck off, father, you're a wank..."

Hilarity ensued but I've never heard that song before or since. Maybe a one-off performance.

I heard that at my first ever Ibrox game (east enclosure via Dundee) a young trainee solicitor from Edinburgh singing it was invited to leave the ground by a member of Her Majesty's Constabulary.

 

[oleg059]

Guys in Copland front used to whistle Laurel and Hardy tune at the polis , annoyed them that much they sent more polis into cf5 looking for the culprits

 

[Amato]

One clown a few years ago singing a rather catchy Senderos song for 90 minutes solid on his own!

 

[beowulf]

I was a young boy in the 70s and my dad took me to a Gers v Dundee Utd game, and I was totally perplexed by a big feller shouting: "Come on, the orange men!"

 

[Rfcsmith]

"Tosh is in the huff" not at Ibrox though,at Dens Park

 

[Stanley Yelnats]

I remember being in the East Enclosure with my Auld man and he met his work mate, they were talking about work and stuff but in between talking shop his mate would sing Pope wears hawf a baw during the convo, I get it now but back then I just laughed and wondered WTF.

“In Spain they wear the sombrero, and America the baseball cap. But the biggest laugh that I did get was when I went to Rome, there was a man out on a balcony with a half ball on his dome.”

Absolute classic

 

[MrSteve83]

Heard one bloke do the entire ‘Sure and Steadfast’ song-Boys Brigade version and he nailed it, he got a decent applause.

Also, during the Motherwell 7-1 drubbing this season, two young bears a couple rows behind me in the Broomy Rear, maybe 10years old went through our entire ‘naughty’ song book. I nudged the boy beside me and said give those two a toffee, well deserved!!!

Used to love it when the junior bears sang the McGregor ‘shags ten burds a night’ song. Their baws hadn’t even dropped yet but they knew the score.

 

[beowulf]

Whistling the Billy Boys after it had been "banned"

 

[millar2318]

'artur Artur where's your wife'

To boric, swiftly followed with a chorus of:

'shagged by a proddie, she's getting shagged by a proddie'

 

[amabluestar]

Dundee away the week Dermot Morgan passed away:

“Fuk father Teed, he’s deed”

That would be an ecumenical matter

 

[Korova Milk Bar]

Derry’s Grace, UB have tried to bring it back but no one joins in.

 

[Prestwick Bear]

“In Spain they wear the sombrero, and America the baseball cap. But the biggest laugh that I did get was when I went to Rome, there was a man out on a balcony with a half ball on his dome.”

Absolute classic

Brilliant mate.

 

[Korova Milk Bar]

“In Spain they wear the sombrero, and America the baseball cap. But the biggest laugh that I did get was when I went to Rome, there was a man out on a balcony with a half ball on his dome.”

Absolute classic

Not heard that in a while.

 

[First Touch In Europe]

Mad lady's front bottom near us used to sing John Greig was my father my father was John Greig??????

I've heard John Greig knows my father... Before my time though.

 

[Wang]

Guy standing in the Broomloan Front serenading the Motherwell fans:

‘Ma Ma Ma Ma Motherwell, is your Ma Ma Mother Well?’

 

[beowulf]

To the septic fans in the 80s: "R, R, RUC, RUC rule ok"

 

[Live Forever]

Not Ibrox but McDiarmid Park one Sunday night after we won the league title.

Ripped the pish out Kenny Dalglish for about 20 minutes solid ‘Oh mibbes aye, oh mibbes naw’ on repeat

 

[Cowan_rfc]

Ex Dundee United keeper Dusan Pernis got penis chanted at him at an away game for an entire half.

 

[Prestwick Bear]

Remember Frank McGarvey's wife used to take pelters back in the day.

 

[beowulf]

"Let's all do The Anton, let's all do The Anton, na na na na . . ." For younger bears septic's Anton Rogan had a peculiar wee habit of raising his hand to prevent a Rangers goal.

 

[SwingLow9]

Guys in Copland front used to whistle Laurel and Hardy tune at the polis , annoyed them that much they sent more polis into cf5 looking for the culprits

I remember this from my east enclosure days, magic

 

[Porto Loyal]

Early 90s in front of the EE a somewhat chubby policewoman was on duty. She got pelters, including ‘Sumo Sumo” she was eventually moved elsewhere, but not before her colleague almost chocked himself trying not to laugh

 

[Northampton Lodger]

One we used to sing on the school bus in the early 70's to the tune of the Liver Birds song, lyrics will never be sung again unfortunately.

Glasgow Rangers, Scottish Champions gonna win the European Cup
Derby County, English b&stards gonna be the runners up.

 

[mdingwall]

"Fergie, Fergie, watch your arse!"

The night of the supposedly gay Arbroath (I think) player named Bradley and the gay haircut.

 

[Porto Loyal]

Anothe r one, to the tune of ‘its my party’, “Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone, but the lightbulb went the same time”

 

[beowulf]

One we used to sing on the school bus in the early 70's to the tune of the Liver Birds song, lyrics will never be sung again unfortunately.

Glasgow Rangers, Scottish Champions gonna win the European Cup
Derby County, English b&stards gonna be the runners up.

Remember that song very well 74/75 I think it was sung.

 

[amabluestar]

"Fergie, Fergie, watch your arse!"

The night of the supposedly gay Arbroath (I think) player named Bradley and the gay haircut.

That's the chappy.
He got it big style.

 

[Garribaldy]

"Fergie, Fergie, watch your arse!"

The night of the supposedly gay Arbroath (I think) player named Bradley and the gay haircut.

Followed by "Bradley's gonna get you, Bradley's gonna get you"