Blue seventy two
Well-Known Member
Heard an old one at the weekend that I first heard 25 years ago, They always start the same " one of the lads in work's mate/cousin/ relative.....anyway I digress so here's the gist - guy in the pub with his mate and a randomer comes in asking if anybody wants to buy a quality carpet " aff the back of a lorry" and it just so happens that one of the guys was indeed looking to buy a carpet, so the randomer says he has a roll of quality carpet ( a grands worth ) in his van but he has to get shot of it quickly so he'll sell it for a ton and invited the guy to come out to the van to see the goods.
The guy goes out sees the roll and it is indeed plush , royal blue , thick pile and a total bargain, so he goes to the bank lifts the money and the randomer even delivers it to the guys house and then off he goes.
Later the next day the guy clears his room to lay his luxurious expensive new thick shagpile carpet and starts to roll it out, his delight at his new carpet doesn't last long when he discovers upon rolling it out that right in the middle is a giant Royal bank of Scotland emblem!
As I said probably never happened but a good pub story , everybody has heard similar tales so let's hear the best ones.
The guy goes out sees the roll and it is indeed plush , royal blue , thick pile and a total bargain, so he goes to the bank lifts the money and the randomer even delivers it to the guys house and then off he goes.
Later the next day the guy clears his room to lay his luxurious expensive new thick shagpile carpet and starts to roll it out, his delight at his new carpet doesn't last long when he discovers upon rolling it out that right in the middle is a giant Royal bank of Scotland emblem!
As I said probably never happened but a good pub story , everybody has heard similar tales so let's hear the best ones.
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