Visited a psychic tonight

[BobbyShearer55-65]

Psychics never get it wrong - that's why you always see headlines like 'Psychic Wins Lottery' ......

 

[Stevie McDougall]

Ah used tae be a medium.
Noo ama nextra large.

 

[tazzabear]

Met a jambo this morning who's backed us. He told me he thinks we'll win 3-2. To say I'd be delighted with that outcome would be something of an understatement.

Instant ejaculation for me.

 

[Art Freeman]

He's definitely getting nonce.

 

[TibbsyBear]

Just got 3.5/1 on Rangers win and Morelos anytime scorer. That'll do for me.

5/1 on B365 yesterday

 

[Livibear]

We are winning 2-1

Fingers crossed.

She can see into another realm but can’t read a weather forecast evidently...

 

[Clicker]

I knew you were going to say that.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

I was visited by a psychotic tonight...turns out was its just the gf...

 

[Geerfc19]

I was visited by a psychotic tonight...turns out was its just the gf...

Saying what mate?

 

[Kinbo]

I’ve always felt that psychics are con artists who fleece the vulnerable and desperate..... but tonight, I’m choosing to accept this as gospel.

I know a mentally challenged who posted on Facebook that his best mates bird was a fortune teller so he went to visit her. Apparently she was shit hot and got loads of things right (no way). I couldn’t be bothered conversing with him and just laughed at his idiocy. But I too am accepting the ops psychic as being bang on the money.

 

[Stoorie]

I go to a psychic every Friday morning, and that’s why I win the Lottery every week.

 

[Ryzogrumpybear]

We are going to win, and greeting faced bigot he's away in the first week of March after the angry hordes all called Declin take to the carpark.

I had a dream after falling asleep just aff the thrown that makes it legitimate.

 

[Truffle Shuffle]

5/1 on B365 yesterday

Printing money!

 

[ibroxbound]

Is there anybody there?

 

[btl456]

Just let the cat in, went right over to my phone put paw on it and the billy boys started playing its a sign.

 

[Deleted Account]

We are winning 2-1

Fingers crossed.

Stuck their neck out there, an OF game finishing 2-1

 

[SouthLDNBear]

*psycho

 

[bearett]

Sure someone posted before that been to a psychic who said we would win league. We did they lost to callie in the run in.

 

[sprally]

Can you drink on the train?
And if yes, why?

 

[PrsoGood]

Had a dream last night we won 2-1. Arfield got the first then Defoe chipped the keeper before Michael Ball tapped it in over the line. Think it went down as Defoes goal though.

It was also played at petershill park on front of about 50 people

 

[JMT73]

I'll put on 3 nil

I dreamt last we won 3-0!!

 

[Craigie]

I’ve always felt that psychics are con artists who fleece the vulnerable and desperate..... but tonight, I’m choosing to accept this as gospel.

What he said.

 

[niloC]

We are winning 2-1

Fingers crossed.

You didn't by any chance see a Virgin Media box nearby as well did you?

 

[Chastu]

We are winning 2-1

Fingers crossed.

I went to one yesterday, my back is so much better now

 

[bilkobear]

If psychics could predict stuff accurately they would all be millionaires.
They can't and they aren't.
But it doesn't mean they are always wrong.

 

[possilbear2]

I could have told you that for f.uck all.

 

[Foolback]

I’m in terrible shape, curled up on my couch wrapped in a blanket with a fever.....last time I was like this we beat them 1-0 (Jack).
If it finishes that way tomorrow I want a winners medal

Are you a sickly child perchance?

 

[usbear]

Ramon?

 

[The Ranger]

I have tried everything you can try over my life time fu.k all work's. Was even trying everything on Wednesday there, nope it didn't happen. What will be will be let's go

 

[Corporal Clegg]

"I'm getting a vision here Mr Greenisland Bear. It's a bit blurry, but it definitely looks like the pope being fucked".

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

She seen you coming.

 

[ibrox1975]

Think I'll just have passionate sex tonight, premature ejaculations

Just out of interest how long did you last?
I pride myself in getting the whole sordid business over in 30 seconds

 

[John Mckillop]

Just out of interest how long did you last?
I pride myself in getting the whole sordid business over in 30 seconds

Around 3 mins ,but spent the first 2 describing how alfie was going to score the winner with a superb header