Wayne Rooney - 35 years old

[Bearsdenloyal]

He had some peg for striking a ball that was in the air or on the bounce.

The goal against Newcastle. He just chatted to the ref. Turned round.
Smashed it

 

[Blueandwhitedynamite]

I actually thought yesterday how out of condition he looked given he only retired about 6 months back.

 

[petric]

He had some peg for striking a ball that was in the air or on the bounce.

His passing ability was top notch, as well. Still not appreciated by many.

 

[dapper dado]

A definite candidate for the most Celtic looking person ever thread.

 

[A kind of blue]

He looks exactly like one of the characters in a gypsy call out video.
"Oi'll foight ya anny toime, anny plers Paul. Ya junkies basturt that y'are".

 

[bear wi nae hair]

Should be worse, he'd be bald as a coot too if it wasn't for a hair transplant

what’s really weird is that he was vain enough to get hair transplants but he’s kept his gappy tombstone teeth

 

[Blue Steel]

Poor Coleen

Sure she’ll be fine , Mrs P .

 

[Mainstandbear]

The goal against Newcastle. He just chatted to the ref. Turned round.
Smashed it

 

[Scaramanga]

A definite candidate for the most Celtic looking person ever thread.

Doesn’t look out of place among his fellow orcs