When it's worth getting nicked at the football

[mdingwall]

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Surely strippers for someomes stag??

 

[Sashmo]

The Filth

 

[billybluehat]

Feck it, I'm in.

 

[828909]

They can handcuff me anytime.

 

[Crown_Defender]

Couple of very nice Female Coppers in our end yesterday to be fair.

 

[Bum chin]

I wouldn't object to a strip search

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

I wouldn't be sneaky placing an Alfie sticker on their vests.

 

[Devil's Advocate]

Two lassies doing their jobs subjected to these sort of misogynistic attitudes. And we wonder why they complain about us. For shame!

P.S. I wonder what they get up to with their truncheons

 

[Devil's Advocate]

I wouldn't object to a strip search

I don't think you generally get to strip search the cops, but I might be wrong.

 

[RoyalBlue1]

You've not lived until you've pumped an attractive cop.

 

[Yosser]

Bend over and spread them.

 

[Thedesolateone]

I agree to the search and btw I’ve got ching hidden behind my foreskin

 

[Bannerman]

It’s a fair cop - well, at least one of them.

 

[Big Hepy]

Get them you know what

 

[ibroxbound]

You've not lived until you've pumped an attractive cop.

I think you'd better clarify that statement.

 

[tottie beck]

Imagine the reception they would have got back in the 70s

 

[RTamID]

Surely strippers for someomes stag??

Police Stripper you say?

 

[orjan_persson]

Hot fuzz.

 

[Tommy48]

In my day they called them the fuzz but going by some of the comments in The Lounge about modern lassies probably not so much these days.

 

[vinnie]

He wouldn’t be their type

 

[Coopers left foot.]

You've not lived until you've pumped an attractive cop.

I've lived then.

 

[GovanFront4]

Two lassies doing their jobs subjected to these sort of misogynistic attitudes. And we wonder why they complain about us. For shame!

P.S. I wonder what they get up to with there truncheons

They handcuffs for personal use?

 

[joseph]

Obviously a honey trap - before you get left in a padded room with a sexual deviant who will treat you like his own personal plaything

 

[Eddie Doc]

Obviously a honey trap - before you get left in a padded room with a sexual deviant who will treat you like his own personal plaything

You speaking from experience?

 

[MightyGersLand!]

ACAB.
Amazing C@#£ And Breasts?

 

[billyfaefife]

Remember that blonde one down in stranraer a few years back.WATP

 

[RoyalBlue1]

I think you'd better clarify that statement.

Are you an attractive cop?

 

[ibroxbound]

Are you an attractive cop?

Sorry but I'm not much cop.

 

[amabluestar]

In my day they called them the fuzz but going by some of the comments in The Lounge about modern lassies probably not so much these days.

Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz.

I have, and it was fookin agony.

 

[TheDerryend]

They never made them like that back in the day. That would have been worth doubling the previous, maybe even throw in a couple of resisting arrests just for the roll about.

 

[mdingwall]

You've not lived until you've pumped an attractive cop.

Male or female, mate?

 

[RoyalBlue1]

Male or female, mate?

it's 2021, either option is suitable...but I'm basing my experience on female

 

[GourockBlue50]

I've been a naughty boy and need punished.

 

[BlueHaze]

At the Fhilth game they were all dressed in boiler suits and bump caps as if they were repaired for a riot,It was very odd considering there were no fhilth fans there.