Where is the Corduroy Cowboy?

[bLuE PirAtE]

He's been lying low has he not? And his pal Provan hasn't been saying much either.

 

[Johnny Yen]

Provan doesn’t do social media, he still has a weekly column in the Sun I believe.

Spiers has been quieter than usual that much is true.

 

[Orange Peel]

Was last seen launching a shark at the shitehole.

 

[essex bear]

Spiers is waiting Liewell's instructions to spin the story.

 

[Davie_Mitchell]

Last time I saw him he was riding out on a horse in a star-spangled rodeo.

 

[Overanout]

Flogging his wares on patreon.

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

Having a stranglewank party with Phil Gorrilabrain.

 

[archimedes]

He has nothing to talk about since we have no fans at the games, he can't make up his usual shite about us.

And he knows nothing about the actual game of football.

 

[imvaison]

Just been thinking the same thing mate. The loud mouthed mentally challenged apologists are in silent mode at the moment and long may it last - they’re certainly not missed.
Have the jakeys like Hartson et al got nothing sensible to say? As usual, no, and that’s why they’re absent.

 

[pelem]

He's been lying low has he not? And his pal Provan hasn't been saying much either.

Self isolating in donegal with gerry mcpish.


The big fuukin gay blade.

 

[Ambiorix]

Probably off enjoying the ill-gotten gains from his podcast empire - a family size bag of Monster Munch.

 

[Danny Wilde]

Will come up against Rangers and Ayr Utd fans very soon.

 

[Modfella]

Unemployable probably which is why we don't hear his ramblings.

 

[pelem]

Mcpish, Provo, The gay blade and huge four priests keevins.


The 4 kerrydale fawners doing their master Japanese bidding.

 

[pelem]

Will come up against Rangers and Ayr Utd fans very soon.

Ayr must have some young team for jimmy krankie to single them out

 

[pelem]

He has nothing to talk about since we have no fans at the games, he can't make up his usual shite about us.

And he knows nothing about the actual game of football.

You only just discovered this, who told you.?

 

[Big D]

Wallowing in obscurity and irrelevance, as he has been for years.

 

[The Lone Sniper]

This is all becoming torture for Graham.

 

[IslayGer]

Mad Phil madgooglybrain is conspicuous in his absence too. I can see them curled up in a corner rocking

 

[benfica65]

Last seen standing at a glory hole in the Pink Flamingo.

 

[Bordersbear]

I think the answer who cares ? is the right one and disappointed it was not post no.2.

 

[pelem]

This is all becoming torture for Graham.

The cuunts still to meet purgatory when he fuuks off this mortal coil.

 

[pelem]

I think the answer who cares ? is the right one and disappointed it was not post no.2.

Aye, we're no in the quick witted style like you is Borderbear.

 

[Pennine Walk]

What about mad Joe? Does he have a website?

 

[The DazzleGer]

There isn't anything negative to say about Rangers just now .
There is only negative to say about celtc just now .
Put the light out .

 

[Bordersbear]

Aye, we're no in the quick witted style like you is Borderbear.

Yep, just sitting here waiting for the weekly Janey Godley thread to appear.

 

[Chimo]

Last seen standing at a glory hole in the Pink Flamingo.

I don't think he would be at the standing side of a glory hole.

 

[giogaddi]

Preparing his "is this Rangers first major trophy?" troll article.

 

[Jan Žižka]

Less conspicuous now with a face covering.

 

[Alvor]

Furloughed?

 

[Sutton_Blows_goats]

Podcasting to his 3 subscribers

 

[VforVolunteer]

Has it's own Facebook page now.

47 likes so far and a few podcasts gibbering absolute schiedt.

 

[Avengers]

He’s thinking of ways to blame Rangers for all of this, but he’s stumped. Turncoat rat. Actually I’m glad he switched his allegiance, we don’t want or need someone like him supporting our club

 

[TN8]

He's quietly terrified.

 

[Stevie McDougall]

He was last spotted with sandpaper glued to his wanking
haun.

 

[DavieC1953]

Disappointing.
Thought the thread was going to tell us the c*nt had disappeared without trace never to be found again

 

[BiopsyJones]

Having a stranglewank party with Phil Gorrilabrain.

That's harsh. On gorillas.

 

[whitbyontbear]

I think he is probably down at the Buroo trying to fill in a form for support. It will take him some time to get it through his thick head that he has ballsed up his career and his life.

 

[soapybubble]

Selling his arse down the docks. The only form of employment left to him after he sold his morals chasing the anti sectarian/green pound.

 

[cloodie]

He's an irrelevance.

 

[GeoGers]

He has nothing to talk about since we have no fans at the games, he can't make up his usual shite about us.

And he knows nothing about the actual game of football.

Is the correct answer.

 

[Jase]

Can't say I've missed either.

 

[Souness86]

Drove past him last week standing in a phone box with all his podcast subscribers

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Yep, just sitting here waiting for the weekly Janey Godley thread to appear.

Ya big pervert ye.

 

[top_cat]

He's not relevant anymore as a sports journalist.

 

[Calderwoodloyal]

Gone to The Great W4nkers House in the sky hopefully.

 

[High Society]

Sharing the same bed

In a threesome with Jimmy Ping?

 

[Tractionman55]

The Corduroy Cowboy, brilliant

 

[DorsetLoyal]

Utter wankspangle.

 

[temperance]

He’s confused, does he side with Desmond? Does he stick with Lawwell?