Without naming the player or game... describe the goal

Corner taker fools opposition by playing it along the deck to oncoming midfielder who, from 30 yards, drills it low and hard inside the post before running towards the away fans who are going tonto!
 
Last minute Defender dribbles past two players plays it into the box player takes a low shot keeper makes a good save another defender scores the rebound and the away fans erupt
 
Corner taker fools opposition by playing it along the deck to oncoming midfielder who, from 30 yards, drills it low and hard inside the post before running towards the away fans who are going tonto!

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His first appearance for his boyhood club, he sends a delightful chip into the back of the net 'cantonaesque' to put the elephant man in his place
 
balled punted forward, one bounce, volley, total silence from the crowd, keeper does a backwards roll and picks the ball out the net.
 
Ball received on the near side touchline back to goal, turns faces his man, does a wee shimmy and drop of the shoulder before the perfect tiny touch bamboozles the defender and the ball is through their legs in a flash. Bursting into the box another defender comes across to cover, a 50/50 challenge sees the striker too strong for the defender and the ball pops up 4 yards out in front of goal for his strike partner to volley in.
 
Player cuts in from the West Enclosure from the left back position into the box and onto his right foot, looks like his touch is heavy, he hits a speculative shot which takes a deflection and loops over one of the best goalkeepers in the world into the goal at the Broomloan end.

The crowd, literally go wild....
 
He found himself centre of the pitch in his own half with a tackle he knew he had to make, and it came off, as he came out of the challenge with the ball at his feet. He moved forward, crossing the half way line, moving into, for him, what felt like unknown territory. With options to the left and to the right, thoughts of uncertainty crept into his head. What if his pass was poor, weak, too strong? He'd just keep going. Someone tried to tackle him from behind but he rode it well and steered slightly right, still in control of the ball. Positive thoughts now began streaming into his mind as he continued to dribble the ball forwards - "This could be my Davie Cooper moment". He entered the box, glancing up for the first time to see the advancing goalkeeper, and took that 'now or never' decision. Steering the ball to the 'keepers right he watched as the ball went under the hapless custodian and continued towards goal. As he peeled away, for the first time he realised just what a special thing he'd done, and in the years to come, many would be dreaming of it, talking about it, and perhaps even typing about it.
 
Demented tims screaming for a penalty stop playing but ref waves play on. Greatest ever Ranger leads the charge and is on hand to stroke ball into empty net. Mayhem ensues!
 
Substitute comes on.
Within a minute, we get a throw in,
He weaves and bobs to lose his markers runs away from the ball and it is thrown into his run, and with one bounce and one touch he blooters it from well outside the box on the left wing, it rises and dips behind the keeper for what was a truly stunning goal.
 
Commentary from game - scorer / score and opposition?

" Davie Cooper Brilliant. ***** Hatrick. What a goal!! "
 
23 seconds after coming on as a substitute , receives a short throw-in , swivels and volleys it into the top corner to win the cup.
 
It's late in the game with a positive result in hand but not yet secured and the home team push for that goal that will change everything. The ball is cleared to the halfway line on the right and is cotrolled by the diminutive wide-man who spots the run of the young midfielder and threads a perfect pass through the opposition defence. The young midfielder gathers the balll in his stride then slots it neatly past the out-rushing keeper from the edge of the penalty box and into the net!
 
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Cross in from the left towards the goal at the Copland end, perfect height for a header. Striker swings his head back and seems to hit it with the wrong side of his head and the ball flat foots the goalie as it flies past his right side and puts Rangers 2-0.

Ibrox erupts in a roar that’ll be talked about for decades.
 
Player cuts in from the West Enclosure from the left back position into the box and onto his right foot, looks like his touch is heavy, he hits a speculative shot which takes a deflection and loops over one of the best goalkeepers in the world into the goal at the Broomloan end.

The crowd, literally go wild....
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Corner for us, instead of a high ball into the box, the ball is played low at pace to our midfielder who’s around 30 yards out... BANG...
 
Sweeping move down the left, cross to the penalty spot, looping header back across the keeper into the top corner. No sponsor on the shirt!
 
Throw in is taken, the ball is passed back to the centre half who then takes one touch and chips it from the half way line to the striker who sees the ball drop over his shoulder inside the box, one touch, the ball is in the back of the net.
 
Game tied at 1-1, Throw in on the far side, taken long, striker and defender both miss it, takes a bounce, chested up for an acrobatic effort, bottom left corner bears go mental in the JUNGLE!!!!!
 
Speculative ball into the D, chested down by the striker, onrushing midfielder fizzes a daisy cutter into the bottom left corner!
 
Deep into injury time, go to take a long throw, blocked by opposition player. Take short on instead. Recipient takes on touch and curls the ball into the top right corner. Place goes mental.
 
The ball is played into the penalty area and a first time cross comes in from the right hand side, the attacker gets the run on the fullback and headers the ball against the crossbar. The goalkeeper in his white shirt is routed to the spot. As the ball hits the bar the away support stand to a man with their hands on their head, back on the pitch the ball rebounds to a bleach blonde haired midfielder donning the number 8 on his back.
He instantly controls the ball and carries the ball forward, he lays a pass to a teammate on the halfway line who first time, spreads the ball wide infront of the Govan stand, the best player in the country takes the ball under control 4 yards inside the attacking half. 3 touches later the ball is played to an overlapping german who first time he uses his trustly left foot to place the ball into the path of the unmistakable bleach blonde geordie who dives and stoops to header the ball past a despairing goalkeeper.
He wheels away to the Main stand fists clenched and screaming at the top of his lungs "we are going out".
 
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Not really an iconic goal but I always loved it due to the quick thinking of my favourite player at the time.
Ball goes out of play on the main stand side. My favourite player at the time :cool: takes the throw in super fucking quickly down the line. Wee so and so plays it in to the box where what's his name slides in putting the ball in the net to make it 4-0. Sure it was 1989 if that helps.
 
Ball received on the near side touchline back to goal, turns faces his man, does a wee shimmy and drop of the shoulder before the perfect tiny touch bamboozles the defender and the ball is through their legs in a flash. Bursting into the box another defender comes across to cover, a 50/50 challenge sees the striker too strong for the defender and the ball pops up 4 yards out in front of goal for his strike partner to volley in.

Amato and Wallace at the Copland end against them.
 
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