Wonderfully detailed series of rants on HeartsRant twitter

[GourockBlue50]

That stairway is going in the wrong direction.

 

[stonewall Jackson]

We also want the first letter in a sentence capitalised, proper nouns to be capitalised and full stops.

Standards must be maintained.

 

[Ardoyne RSC]

Their end of season video "Escape after No Victory"

A great sportsman, a great actor, and Sylvester Phuckin' Stallone

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

quality but not a patch on the Dundee United one

 

[sapper]

That Anne one she knows what she is doing though

Does she not hand over the club to the foundation of hearts mob early next year, after they have paid her what they owe her.

 

[KirkieRanger]

I feel sad that Hearts and us are at loggerheads when we really should be allies as we have enemies in common.

W.A.T.P.

 

[Baloo72]

Does she not hand over the club to the foundation of hearts mob early next year, after they have paid her what they owe her.

I think you might be correct now you mention it

Christ things could get even worse for them

 

[Sticky Fingers]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1210541717071499264

Some of these are outstanding. I’d say to hearts keep it coming, at least until they get relegated

 

[williewoodburn]

I've a longstanding pal who's a Jambo and he and his son have been ST holders for years. The son was a quiet laddie rarely speaking more than a few words at a time. I've known him since he was a baby. After a couple years at Uni, and around the Easdale period, he suddenly found his voice and from nowhere launched into me one day about Rangers no longer being the same team. It was an attack full of bile, his old man looked a bit embarrassed but said nothing. I defended the Rangers position at the time but have never forgotten that moment. I've ignored the boy ever since believing time would sort him out. I feel for his old man over his club's current troubles....he's smart enough to know the ups and downs of football.....but enjoy the hurt the son must be feeling. Even more so the fact we are a force again and they have gone around in circles but noticeably backwards at some rate of knots. Relegation on merit (due to poor management and being plain shite) has to be harder to take than going down due to a stitch-up punishment.

 

[williewoodburn]

Wonderful stuff.

Reminiscent of the Dundee United one from a couple of years back:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1026178274039353345

Worth opening to see (our) Greg Stewart's goal for Dundee v Dundee Utd.....

 

[Shengus Malengus]

In amongst all that Jambos bashing appears a mentally challenged referencing the “huns.”
You wouldn’t believe it possible, but there you go.

That’s when I gave up.

 

[The Pontiac Bandit]

this must be a joke surely

'Eh, boss are you sure this is where this set of stairs should be going?'

 

[maxblue]

I've a longstanding pal who's a Jambo and he and his son have been ST holders for years. The son was a quiet laddie rarely speaking more than a few words at a time. I've known him since he was a baby. After a couple years at Uni, and around the Easdale period, he suddenly found his voice and from nowhere launched into me one day about Rangers no longer being the same team. It was an attack full of bile, his old man looked a bit embarrassed but said nothing. I defended the Rangers position at the time but have never forgotten that moment. I've ignored the boy ever since believing time would sort him out. I feel for his old man over his club's current troubles....he's smart enough to know the ups and downs of football.....but enjoy the hurt the son must be feeling. Even more so the fact we are a force again and they have gone around in circles but noticeably backwards at some rate of knots. Relegation on merit (due to poor management and being plain shite) has to be harder to take than going down due to a stitch-up punishment.

exactly what happened to myself got a few mates or were hearts fans couldn't believe the bile that was coming out of them all the shite about new club
now I revel in there pain laughing at them now fell out with a really good mate I think we've spoke twice In 9 months over Rangers beating hearts always had a soft spot for them not now fucking arseholes every one of them

 

[lowerhuttloyal]

Stairway To Heaven.

Stairway to Levein surely.

 

[Div1872]

I hope Hearts get relegated

After the way they were given preferential treatment whilst in Administration and how their fans reacted to our financial issues

Never forgive or forget