Zlatan latest. Unbelievable stuff!

[JW1988]

When Zlatan does a pushup he's not pushing Zatan up, he's pushing the world down!

He can also slam a revolving door

 

[tazzabear]

For the past six months I played without an ACL in my left knee.
Swollen knee for six months.
I was only able to train with the team 10 times in the last six months.
Took more than 20 injections in six months.
Emptied the knee once a week for six months.
Painkillers every day for six months.
Barely slept for six months because of the pain.
Never suffered so much on and off the pitch.
I made something impossible to something possible.
In my mind I had only one objective, to make my teammates and coach champions of Italy because I made them a promise.
Today I have a new ACL and another trophy.

Guys absolutely brilliant and bonkers.

Okay, so he’s read the Marvin Andrews book and wanted a bit of that.

 

[Blue Velvet]

Never been a fan of his, even at Ajax I disliked him.

 

[RH_2020]

One word….humble!

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

Horrendously ugly. Surprised he hasn't signed for sellick, looks genetically deficient

A very odd take.

 

[Kirkhillbear]

I love big zlatan, I genuinely think most of what he says is tongue and cheek but it always gets folk biting lol

 

[MDM]

But can he dribble past Calvin.....

 

[Treble Kings]

Covid-19 had to be vaccinated against Zlatan.

 

[Simply a Bear]

"He's a poor man's Almiron"

Grealish

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1530949419360784385

 

[JorgAlbertz]

An absolute throbber of a guy.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1470811514600841218

Confirmed

 

[Caldow3]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1470811514600841218

Confirmed

Who's the wee guy with Zlatan?

 

[orderrestored]

How old is he now? 40? Some going to be helping Milan win their first scudetto on yonks at that age.

 

[venturablue]

The stuff coming out his knee in the injections is horrendous haha