Ryan Porteous - 'I am a hard man'

[mdingwall]

 

[superallythe2nd]

I've had harder shites

 

[Number 4]

As hard as my first shite and last pish.

Dirty players are not hard players - they are just not that good at football.

 

[Cucumbear]

About as hard as a newborns shyte. Although he tries to act it

 

[remembertheepoch]

As long as he is happy making mistakes

 

[cooprfc]

There's an easier way to sum up how he plays the game- terribly.

Woeful footballer.

 

[Scarface]

Making up for his lack of talent on the pitch.

 

[Dizzel1872]

Thinks he's hard
Hard as skitter

 

[EasytheNoey]

Walloper. End of.

 

[Deek]

Weird way to spell Colin McKenzie

 

[BroomloanWATP]

Real hardmen don't need to advertise that they are hardmen. Porteous is a wee fanny who Morelos would leave in a bloodied heap greeting for his mammie.

 

[bigmalc]

Aye we saw how hard he was diving all over the place last week.

 

[Khal Drogo]

When he went down holding his head when Morelos touched his back I remember thinking: "What a hard bastard"

 

[ItsInTheNet]

 

[Stevie]

I remember my first beer too Ryan

 

[Monty_greenock34]

There is a player in there too.

Pitty hes the most unlikeable guy ever and a dirty bastard.

Same ilk as ian black.

 

[Sir Know it All]

going into tackles with your eyes closed because you don't know the outcome isn't "hard"

 

[Rooster]

He’s a fud that will end up at them.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Football hardmen don't do that stupid act after a bad challenge, Chesire cat looking lady's front bottom.

 

[derek145]

Always taught that it's the quiet ones you gave to look out for, the ones with the mouth are the biggest shitebags.
I was always the mouthy one

 

[attack-hands]

 

[ItsInTheNet]

He’s a fud that will end up at them.

Nothing surer!

 

[GF1872]

He also says he doesn’t care what anyone says about him, which wasn’t the case a few months ago when he was claiming he’s been receiving horrible abuse online.

 

[Orange Peel]

There is a player in there too.

Pitty hes the most unlikeable guy ever and a dirty bastard.

Same ilk as ian black.

I hear that now and again, yet to see any evidence there is a player in there.
Passing is terrible, positional sense is terrible.
General defending is terrible.
Just a poor, poor player.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Everything that is wrong with Scottish players. Trying to build a reputation as a hard man instead of a reputation as a decent footballer. Doesn't try to improve his game. Loser mentality.

 

[Glenrothes bear fc]

Very hard to get red cards give away penilties and score own goals that's all he can do.

 

[Sam English]

An absolute clown who's not did himself any favours coming out with that shite.

The reality is, he's just another SPFL hammer-thrower.

 

[Wade Wilson]

If you have to tell the world you're a hard man, you're not.

 

[Barrymoped]

To be fair the title of the thread isn’t really what he said at all.

However he is still a tadger.

 

[Maestro72]

There’s very few properly hard football players now. I can’t think of one.

You have to go back to Souness/ Ian Ferguson/ Keane / Viera type guys for genuinely tough players.

 

[muz73]

Pipe down, you're a feckin whopper, and not a very bright one at that.

 

[Family bam]

I've had harder shites

Hope his next one's a Hedgehog.

 

[orjan_persson]

 

[fmp]

I can't say that I've ever even heard this guy speak but he seems thick as mince. Would that be fair to say?

 

[Old man of Hoy]

Boyd was 100% correct, without all the nonsense and garbage on the park he would actully be a decent player, shut your trap, cut out all the garbage and get rid of all your hatred, stop trying to injure players with tackles that ain't normal..... never going to happen tough, guys a bawsack.

 

[RWL12]

So hard that he falls to ground under no challenge, then slaps ground like Donkey Kong when not getting his own way.

 

[Dcalm]

He is a thug who banks on opposition players not hitting him back as they can't afford to get sent off, and he knows other players and officials will come help him if it kicks off, thats not a hard man, that's a coward.

 

[Myc74]

Hard men don't need to act the way he does.
F.uckin thug

 

[Dave Angell]

The fact his manager lets him sit there and mump a lot of incoherent shite (that usually comes back to bite him on the arse) speaks volumes about the pair of them.

He should be getting pulled to one side and told to cut out the shit chat, keep his head down and concentrate on trying to improve his game, instead of constantly selling his team-mates down the river with his hawfwit antics on the park.

 

[dapper dado]

Unfortunately for him, he's too thick to take Boyd's advice.

 

[douzpwa]

Then you are in the wrong game!

 

[Russ H]

Imagine him coming up against Hurlock, Souness, or even Ian Ferguson, he would shite it!

 

[Oranje]

I heard he gets bullied by big Colombian boys in The Sanctuary.

 

[Wamphray_Loyal]

An overdose of viagra wouldn't make that fud a hard man ffs .

 

[mdingwall]

 

[GourockBlue50]

Please don't let him know I said he was shite.

 

[WDYGH]

I've had harder shites

First reply and all that.

He is a wank.

A hard man was a guy like Souness. This guy is a coward.

 

[Bar72loyal]

is he happy ?

 

[Positively Blue]

If you have to tell the world you're a hard man, you're not.

Self promotion is bad promotion, always!

 

[Smkz23]

Not to overly defend him but he doesn’t say he’s a hard man in the article, he actually says he doesnt claim to be.