Kerryfail Meltdown - Yes, they are nutjobs!

[lg1991]

Haha as if they are selling their Seville clobber, we truly have broken them. That lot are prone to having way over the top meltdowns, if we win in Seville it will undoubtedly be the best one yet.

 

[Billy_Boyce]

1690 Calories

 

[Atheist Bear]

Some amount of them on social media raging at Peter Lawwell because we’ve got to the final!

I genuinely don’t understand the hatred they have for him. He went all out to bury us. And by all out I mean getting the club 3 consecutive trebles (4 if you count zoom meetings). What else could the tadger have possibly done? It wasn’t Lawells fault Rodgers left them in the lurch. It wasn’t Lawells fault Lennon went off the deep end.

 

[Jamie55]

I never understand the temperature thing. We have players who play in Nigeria, Jamaica, Colombia etc... not known for being freezing.

And it’s not as if our opposition play in the hottest part of the world.

 

[Atheist Bear]

Imagine sitting watching a rival team playing in Europe and getting raging to the point that you feel chest pain.

They need to get over us.

Yeah. You know what I do when Celtic are doing well in Europe? Play Skyrim maybe. Or watch Louis Theroux. Something, anything but football on a Thursday night.

 

[Vony Tidmar]

I don't think that's right. The backlog at tthe moment means it's 3 weeks minimum for a fast track, or so my dad was gold when he enquired.

That was another Tim's reply they have major issues, Bojo said he will privatise them if they don't sort it out as it's not great value for tax payers money.

 

[muttley]

I genuinely don’t understand the hatred they have for him. He went all out to bury us. And by all out I mean getting the club 3 consecutive trebles (4 if you count zoom meetings). What else could the tadger have possibly done? It wasn’t Lawells fault Rodgers left them in the lurch. It wasn’t Lawells fault Lennon went off the deep end.

The highlight of their " golden era " when we were down the divisions is being annihilated 1-12 by PSG. That legacy of Lawwell's is delicious.

 

[Discombob]

Yeah. You know what I do when Celtic are doing well in Europe? Play Skyrim maybe. Or watch Louis Theroux. Something, anything but football on a Thursday night.

All due respect, but you're talking bullshit!

Skyrim is only an 11 year old game; Celtic haven't done well in Europe since well before it was released!

 

[wother1690]

I genuinely don’t understand the hatred they have for him. He went all out to bury us. And by all out I mean getting the club 3 consecutive trebles (4 if you count zoom meetings). What else could the tadger have possibly done? It wasn’t Lawells fault Rodgers left them in the lurch. It wasn’t Lawells fault Lennon went off the deep end.

Rodgers left due to strategy differences with Liewell. Let's not re-write history.

 

[BroomloanWATP]

The highlight of their " golden era " when we were down the divisions is being annihilated 1-12 by PSG. That legacy of Lawwell's is delicious.

Pumped across Europe like the whores they are.

celtc get battered everywhere they go.

 

[muttley]

Pumped across Europe like the whores they are.

celtc get battered everywhere they go.

Rangers are a name in Europe. Celtc are nobodies, and its killing them.

 

[BroomloanWATP]

Rangers are a name in Europe. Celtc are nobodies, and its killing them.

Imagine the seethe if we're in pot 1 of the CL draw for next year.

Glad to have you back on FF for these historic days, buddy!

 

[Tailwind]

Yeah. You know what I do when Celtic are doing well in Europe? Play Skyrim maybe. Or watch Louis Theroux. Something, anything but football on a Thursday night.

Can you remember that far back?

 

[Carsons Army 2.0]

Drink it up

 

[Edweird]

Drink it up

Absolutely.
If we win the thing, this thread should be in a museum.

 

[Caldow3]

That Celtic blog and calling us Ibrox.

Honest to fuuck, guy is pathetic.

No way on Earth is there a Rangers blog equivalent.

Let the peado harbouring bastards calls us what they will.
We know exactly what they are!

 

[Rangerista]

A few well skelped faces, including the memorable gurus of Just us Tims

 

[Edweird]

A few well skelped faces, including the memorable gurus of Just us Tims

Just Us Tims. Aka OnTheRoadToTenInARow and we'll never change our name.

I still play their videos every now and again. An absolute hoot.

 

[Malakai Blue]

A few well skelped faces, including the memorable gurus of Just us Tims

So many happy memories from last season looking at that rogues gallery.

My personal favourite is the guy Centre bottom who for quite sometime had me convinced he was a corpse as he never seemed to move

 

[pepsimax73]

Was just on Argos looking at reviews for something and there's a review by someone with the username 'hail hail' from Blantyre age range 55-64 come on tae fcuk

 

[Stuart pid]

This seems to be the latest comfort blanket our away form in Europe compared to Frankfurt's . Timmy seems to forget it's a one off game in a neutral venue will be nothing like a normal away game .

I don't know about anybody else but it will be the first European final I've watched in years. Probably since 2008 in fact. I don't have the time to watch random games the way I used to. If it doesn't involve Rangers or Stockport I'm not interested.

 

[Tailwind]

I don't know about anybody else but it will be the first European final I've watched in years. Probably since 2008 in fact. I don't have the time to watch random games the way I used to. If it doesn't involve Rangers or Stockport I'm not interested.

Watching Stockport?!

 

[Madjid Moments]

My best memory of them in Seville was a right bitter tramp in my uni class, went over and we had our final exam the next morning. He missed his flight and the exam and then when he appealed for a new exam date and explained the Uni told him no and made him wait a full year to take the exam and finally graduate.

Remember laughing so hard when graduating and he wasn’t there.

 

[Atheist Bear]

Just Us Tims. Aka OnTheRoadToTenInARow and we'll never change our name.

I still player their videos every now and again. An absolute hoot.

The show after last seasons new year game is up there with the best online meltdowns I've ever seen.

 

[Forever blue]

Watching Stockport?!

The scarf my father wore ..gets sung in Stockport bud

 

[HamiltonBear]

Was just on Argos looking at reviews for something and there's a review by someone with the username 'hail hail' from Blantyre age range 55-64 come on tae fcuk

Looking for umbrellas?

 

[Recoba]

A few well skelped faces, including the memorable gurus of Just us Tims

Thats brilliant !

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Yeah. You know what I do when Celtic are doing well in Europe? Play Skyrim maybe. Or watch Louis Theroux. Something, anything but football on a Thursday night.

When celtic were doing well in Europe, I'd watch Scotch and Wry.

 

[Cucumbear]

GLWYS BARRY!

So if he paid £1k in 2003 (roughly £1400 in todays money) and selling 19 years later for £995, then by my maths he’s lost a lot of money in the manky old thing

 

[Stuart pid]

Watching Stockport?!

I watched the first game online for ages the other night before Rangers and we lost 3 nil so I think I'll stick to getting the scores from sofascore from now on!
Lots of Rangers supporters amongst the Stockport fans. They sing a version of the sash and a couple of others.

 

[yardie]

53 min. ago#169384
I have a very good friend in Germany who lives in Sulzbach near Frankfurt. A mad fan of Frankfurt for thirty years. He and his pals very pleased they are playing the huns, partly because they think they are shampoo and partly because they did not want Leipzig to get to a final, they absolutely hate that cub as do many German fans. So many Bundesliga clubs are partly owned by the fans so Leipzig are poison to them. Henry has been to watch Celtic three times in the last ten years and loved every minute including the Man.City game. I have told him not to consider ever coming here again if his team do not destroy the huns. He and a lot of his friends whom I have met, know a lot more about the scum than you`d expect, most can`t get their heads round the strange fantasy world the Ipox legions live in! Although they don`t rate Celtic much these days, they recognise that we are a world famous club and that football is far from a level playing field these days. It pisses them off bug time how Bayern totally dominate the bundesliga and they will agree, it is not as good a league as it was five years ago. In saying that, Henry has assured me that Frankfurt will not allow the hun hordes to besmirch Seville in any way! I AM HOLDING HIM TO THAT!!!

This one talks to his hoover.

 

[RWL12]

53 min. ago#169384
I have a very good friend in Germany who lives in Sulzbach near Frankfurt. A mad fan of Frankfurt for thirty years. He and his pals very pleased they are playing the huns, partly because they think they are shampoo and partly because they did not want Leipzig to get to a final, they absolutely hate that cub as do many German fans. So many Bundesliga clubs are partly owned by the fans so Leipzig are poison to them. Henry has been to watch Celtic three times in the last ten years and loved every minute including the Man.City game. I have told him not to consider ever coming here again if his team do not destroy the huns. He and a lot of his friends whom I have met, know a lot more about the scum than you`d expect, most can`t get their heads round the strange fantasy world the Ipox legions live in! Although they don`t rate Celtic much these days, they recognise that we are a world famous club and that football is far from a level playing field these days. It pisses them off bug time how Bayern totally dominate the bundesliga and they will agree, it is not as good a league as it was five years ago. In saying that, Henry has assured me that Frankfurt will not allow the hun hordes to besmirch Seville in any way! I AM HOLDING HIM TO THAT!!!

Can't believe I missed this when it was posted. Albeit, I blame the drink.

Anyway, this is hilarious. Some wee Celtc fan has googled Frankfurt and looked for a random place name there to make their story sound credible. (Would be like his German equivalent saying he has a friend in Dumbarton).

Most Frankfurt fans "know a lot about us and can't understand the fantasy we live in"... yet every fan or club social media you see has been complimentary of Rangers. These pals of Henry are unique.

 

[Embra Bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1523802899352272896

The desperation

Where do you even start with this shit. Pathetic individual.

 

[pepsimax73]

Looking for umbrellas?

Suitcases he might have been looking for one for his stay in Carstairs

 

[Badger]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1524150392426307584

 

[Vony Tidmar]

When celtic were doing well in Europe, I'd watch Scotch and Wry.

I use to not bother putting 50p in the meter

 

[Carson's Cat]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1524150392426307584

Fantastic! They have disrupted the way of life in Scotland since their inception.

 

[pepsimax73]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1524150392426307584

They really are a different breed spending the time and money to get the contact details then to harass the mayor of seville fcuking brilliant.

 

[pepsimax73]

Biffo 32 coat of arms let's go fiddlin

 

[Sjbaxter77]

Was talking to a "Celtic fan" in my local tonight (his family are from Glasgow apparently lol) he could barely look me in the eye. You wouldn't think they had just won the league hahaha. Our European campaign has ruined their lives

 

[Carson's Cat]

Any of us who post on social media outside of FF have been inundated by daft messages from the G&G horde. This chap sums it up perfectly.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1523984835978608642

 

[chilebear]

They are mental
Que_sera_sera wrote: ↑
1:12 PM - Today
I don't have a UK passport as I've lived abroad now for over 30 years........ but I've just enquired online about the possibility of applying/recieving one again?!? I won't be following up on the request, but if it's another enquiry for them to deal with and perhaps slows or lessens the chances of a Hun getting one in time then happy days

 

[basiltherat]

Can't believe I missed this when it was posted. Albeit, I blame the drink.

Anyway, this is hilarious. Some wee Celtc fan has googled Frankfurt and looked for a random place name there to make their story sound credible. (Would be like his German equivalent saying he has a friend in Dumbarton).

Most Frankfurt fans "know a lot about us and can't understand the fantasy we live in"... yet every fan or club social media you see has been complimentary of Rangers. These pals of Henry are unique.

Seriously doubt there is a German called Henry
Surely he should have called hin Heinrich or something to make it a bit more plausible

 

[BrooklynBlue]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1524150392426307584

I’m struggling to tell the difference between parody, satire and reality nowadays.

This seems so absurd yet knowing them it could easily be true.

 

[tazzabear]

Where do you even start with this shit. Pathetic individual.

What next?
Cancel Lundstram’s goal because he hit it too hard, it was a toe-basher?
Their nonsense is, whilst amusing, really sickening.
Still, it gives people like me the all the more reason to despise them.

 

[Tiny_Kilby_Loyal]

Yeah. You know what I do when Celtic are doing well in Europe? Play Skyrim maybe. Or watch Louis Theroux. Something, anything but football on a Thursday night.

You must be rotten at Skyrim then.

 

[kenikinif]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1524150392426307584

The modern equivalent of the Dear John letter
Their insanity is off the scale

 

[giogaddi]

I genuinely don't think I've seen a meltdown like this from them. They are literally trying to downplay the Europa League whilst simultaneously lionising Ange for winning the League Cup and SPFL after spending approx. £30m.

A victory for Rangers in Seville will genuinely send some of them into a mental breakdown.

 

[The Pontiac Bandit]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1524150392426307584

The mentalness of them never fails.

I have always said that we should be awarded a medal from Fifa as no other club in the world have to put up with such a deranged rival.

 

[artificialintoleranz]

A few well skelped faces, including the memorable gurus of Just us Tims

Click on that and go to the bigger version.

Tom Boyd! Pissing myself at that!



Edit( had put Peter Grant in there)