Nightmare on Kerryfail Street...has started.

[dado]

Ok I'm up to speed with termindo from a few days ago. But someone needs to fill me in with the disco lights ....

 

[LiveItUp]

Que the UB unveiling the “your disco lights won’t shine the way to 10iar” at the savoy Park

 

[LiveItUp]

Ok I'm up to speed with termindo from a few days ago. But someone needs to fill me in with the disco lights ....

They recently invested £2mil on fancy lighting for when they get into the champions league, claim they can do all these fancy light tricks...

 

[Art Corvelay]

They’ll take in at least £11,000,000 alone for gate receipts for the 3 x champs league qualifiers
1 x euro league qualifier
3 x euro league home games and prob a last 32 game...
they’ll punt boyata to Spain or Turkey for £8 million... they’ll bring forward the 8 year dafabet deal to include another £4 million
Not so sure they’ll worry about cash flow just yet
It’s there tightness that’s got them in this footballing mess

They have Jack Hendry in defence at the moment, and you've given them free passage to the last 32 of the Europa.

 

[Coplandfrontier]

So instead of signing McGinn they decided to use the money to install disco lights at the midden for the up and coming champions league nights..........oh what screw up this has turned out . The fact AEK are a very ordinary side who played with 10 men also and still managed to get the better of them will be lost to
Scottish media.

 

[Eckhailitchenko]

Crispy Lips (Stolen from H&H's Ian Hogg)
Boyata - a cert now
Ntcham - posted yesterday a club in portugal suppose to come in for him
The Angry Lezzer
Dembele Dollars - just about good enough to play in the MLS

The peasants are revolting. Think there’ll be a boycott of a game or two by the tattie howkin hoards.

 

[nemessis]

Lawwell is the lynchpin get rid of him and they all go, and actually get rid of him and a few of the names at the top of certain media circles would change too.

He will stay though and recruit ole treacle teeth back to the house of horrors.

Yup i think you are right on all accunts.

 

[dcbear]

Boyata will go for nowhere near the made up values their press claim he's worth, and they'll spin it to their fans as him being a bad influence they just had to get rid off.

 

[uneasydaz]

Dougie Wright tweeted that Dortmund were sniffing about Dembele for £12million.

Not just sniffing about said celtic have agreed to sell him to dortmund for £12 million if they didn't make the champions league

 

[tottie beck]

At a guess I’d say the first one they get a decent offer for. Which might prove tough with the English transfer window closed

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

They’ll take in at least £11,000,000 alone for gate receipts for the 3 x champs league qualifiers
1 x euro league qualifier
3 x euro league home games and prob a last 32 game...
they’ll punt boyata to Spain or Turkey for £8 million... they’ll bring forward the 8 year dafabet deal to include another £4 million
Not so sure they’ll worry about cash flow just yet
It’s there tightness that’s got them in this footballing mess

Lucky if they were north of $6m for CL gate receipts.
Tims are all on Kerryfail saying they won't be going to Europa games, so that's a 20,000 crowd @ $20 quid a ticket.
Same for their group games, where they probaly won't advance, even if they advance from qualifier.
They're not getting EPL money for Boyata from a European team. Last year of contract and mhanks are forced to sell cheap to get rid of him. Be lucky to get 3m for him.
I have no idea what the dafabet deal is and what the value or conditions entail. Weird that you would.

Looks like we're about 20m apart on our estimates. My specs are blue tinted, what color are yours?

 

[Ryzogrumpybear]

would be better spending £5 on RGB lights from Amazon

 

[Cambuslang Bear]

Lucky if they were north of $6m for CL gate receipts.
Tims are all on Kerryfail saying they won't be going to Europa games, so that's a 20,000 crowd @ $20 quid a ticket.
Same for their group games, where they probaly won't advance, even if they advance from qualifier.
They're not getting EPL money for Boyata from a European team. Last year of contract and mhanks are forced to sell cheap to get rid of him. Be lucky to get 3m for him.
I have no idea what the dafabet deal is and what the value or conditions entail. Weird that you would.

Looks like we're about 20m apart on our estimates. My specs are blue tinted, what color are yours?

You've answered your own question there. Even when they have plenty to moan about, they still infest our board. Creepy weirdos

 

[Disco Deejay]

The cream of Europe are lining up £multi-million deals for Marvin Compper as we speak.

 

[Robbie Wilson]

Nice wee quiet night. Few Corona's and a lovely little £100 bet on AEK to win and both teams to score at 5/1, cheers Sinclair for making my night with that consolation goal that bagged me £600.

Have a lovely night Bears.





Oh, and I hope their fans are getting plastered all over Athens as we speak.

Nice one mate, not bad for a Tuesday. Book Friday off and have plenty Coronas on Thursday nite!? The week that just keeps giving!!

 

[two2tango]

Mate fucking brilliant

 

[two2tango]

You never let us down old but gold

 

[Offshore blue]

I’m very much looking forward to the back pages thread this morning.

 

[dennybobford]

So they play Malmö For sure ?

No its some mob from either Latvia or Lithuania. Had they got through to UCL it would have been the team who knocked Malmo out tonight

 

[cairngorm]

Celtic will now unveil their new £2m super dooper disco lights against Patrick Thistle in the bet Fred cup

 

[jf1960]

I'm sure Rod will give his time up for free to play a concert/s to get use of the new disco lights and being in some cash for Sellik, I mean Peter sorry I meant Dermott .....

 

[dubwiser]

You never let us down old but gold

It's been updated for 2018.

He old one said 15 million.

 

[Chastu]

By far the best thing for me is that AEK are rank rotten, maybe the Slovenians will be better

 

[ibroxonian]

Take a look at Kerrydale Meltdown (@KerryFail): https://twitter.com/KerryFail?s=09

Enjoy chaps.

"This club really does not deserve the support it gets"

Oh, l think it does. It really does

 

[Cyberniv]

Rodgers will jump soon.

He's a fucking coward and a weirdo

..........and he's not very good at squad stabilising meetings.

 

[Superrangers]

Bwahahahahaha

Nice to see that they recognise their rightful place in the world.

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

Can someone explain the Terminado stuff?

 

[Dom]

Can someone explain the Terminado stuff?

Rodgers has been outspoken over his frustration, and his told the Celtic board he won’t hang around if his ambitions are not matched — demanding backing to take the club to the next level in Europe.

When asked whether he would step away if he failed to continue to make strides forward, he said: ‘Yeah, my job is done then,

‘Terminado. Gone. That’s the challenge. You have to test yourself to the limit. You have to be courageous as a club.

https://extra.ie/2018/08/10/sport/soccernews/brendan-rodgers-celtic-future-manager

Brenda Brent strikes again.

 

[claddie]

Let's no get ahead of ourselves. Apparently the scum have requested an appeal as AEK fielded an illegible ball boy.

 

[AldoKP]

you seem well informed for a newbie

Maybe newbie/ish on here but first game v Aberdeen in 1975 (1-0) as a 6 yr old.. Sat in the main stand but persuaded my uncle to take me on the Copeland terracing..
just dealing in reality,
For example our 3 games so far and in reality 4 qualifiers barring a catastrophe will raise over £4,500,000
If we qualify that’s another £4,500,000 min
get out the group and £1,500,000-,£2,000,000
per game..
Basic arithmetic as opposed to being ‘well informed ‘

 

[shinyscot]

12M for Dembele? A player who has looked hugely disinterested (when he's not been injured) Surprised if they got anywhere near that

 

[AldoKP]

How do you get £11 million from 4 games.
If they had 50,000 fans ( big if ) at each game with average price of £20 .
That is £1 million per game before expenses.
Seville calculating perhaps.

I was averaging 55,000 and they were punting tickets for £25/£32 quid... Had cnts moaning about it on my Facebook.. it’s there or thereabouts
We’ll be pretty similar

 

[AldoKP]

How do you get 8 million for a guy in the last year of his deal and that's before his off field jesting with them?

His agent has been greeting in all the papers two days ago that fernebache and Seville and another club all had bids of £8milliin turned down
They’ll be biting their hands of now

 

[E10H]

His agent has been greeting in all the papers two days ago that fernebache and Seville and another club all had bids of £8milliin turned down
They’ll be biting their hands of now

No way they will get anything like that.

Under 11 months on his deal approx.

He might just do a Bobo.

 

[VaucluseBear]

Rodgers will jump soon.

He's a fucking coward and a weirdo

Very true, he's a shitbag and a very strange man indeed.

 

[Keyser_Soze]

If we somehow win the league this season and they don’t even get a shot at the champions league next year we could bury them for 3 or 4 years with the amount of offloading they will need to do.

About 12 competitive games ago they had us buried for the next 5 years.

thankfully in our case football turns very very quickly. We need to concentrate on continuing to close the gap, overhauling them and building year on year. Never get complacent.

 

[AldoKP]

Lucky if they were north of $6m for CL gate receipts.
Tims are all on Kerryfail saying they won't be going to Europa games, so that's a 20,000 crowd @ $20 quid a ticket.
Same for their group games, where they probaly won't advance, even if they advance from qualifier.
They're not getting EPL money for Boyata from a European team. Last year of contract and mhanks are forced to sell cheap to get rid of him. Be lucky to get 3m for him.
I have no idea what the dafabet deal is and what the value or conditions entail. Weird that you would.

Looks like we're about 20m apart on our estimates. My specs are blue tinted, what color are yours

Maybe I should’ve gone on kerrydalse street first eh? Before having a go at the arithmetic
It’s about debate

 

[AldoKP]

No way they will get anything like that.

Under 11 months on his deal approx.

He might just do a Bobo.

After last night they’ll sense desperation and probably reduce it by 2 or 3
Either way Lawell will get hung out to dry

 

[swany]

They have conceded 52 goals in their last two Europe campaigns

 

[Robbie Wilson]

How do you get £11 million from 4 games.
If they had 50,000 fans ( big if ) at each game with average price of £20 .
That is £1 million per game before expenses.
Seville calculating perhaps.

Indeed I smell a Rat

 

[VaucluseBear]

They’ll take in at least £1,100,000 alone for gate receipts for the 3 x champs league qualifiers

I moved a comma (removing a zero in the process) and made it more accurate.
I honestly think Boyata will sit on his tod, and they'll be lucky to get past QR4 to get into the EL the state they are in

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Liewell is the one we need to see go.
He leaves the midden, they lose control of Scottish football.

100% agree.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Wouldn't want any of them,but if we had to get one,McGregor possibly

Went to Lochend School in Easterhouse I think ?

 

[Brass_Hand]

They’ll take in at least £11,000,000 alone for gate receipts for the 3 x champs league qualifiers
1 x euro league qualifier
3 x euro league home games and prob a last 32 game...
they’ll punt boyata to Spain or Turkey for £8 million... they’ll bring forward the 8 year dafabet deal to include another £4 million
Not so sure they’ll worry about cash flow just yet
It’s there tightness that’s got them in this footballing mess

No way they'll anywhere near sell out any of their Europa games.

 

[Gordy411]

Who

Crispy lips his erm..."pedigree" might get him a championship team.
Boyata will do a bobo and sit out his contract.
Ntcham probably their best chance to make 5 mill +.
Angry lezzer will go on to make a porno.
Dembele is a decent striker with the hamstrings of an 80 y/o.

Whos crispy lips?

 

[55degreesnorth]

Who


Whos crispy lips?

Brenda

 

[Thewandofpedro]

Alan Brazil spouting nonsense this morning that they’ll sell Boyata for £10m in this window easy.

I’m interested as to who is supposedly paying that for him.

 

[temperance]

Liewell is the one we need to see go.
He leaves the midden, they lose control of Scottish football.

No way he is going anywhere, and Brenda will only go if she resigns.

 

[temperance]

They’ll take in at least £11,000,000 alone for gate receipts for the 3 x champs league qualifiers
1 x euro league qualifier
3 x euro league home games and prob a last 32 game...
they’ll punt boyata to Spain or Turkey for £8 million... they’ll bring forward the 8 year dafabet deal to include another £4 million
Not so sure they’ll worry about cash flow just yet
It’s there tightness that’s got them in this footballing mess

FFS, is that you I'll Phil?

 

[Hammerinho]

English teams can still sign on loan, I can see that happening with a couple of their players with a guarantee to buy built into the contract.

They are phucked.