Dirty bassa think I just trod on that shite and I'm in fifePretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
One of the funniest things iv read for years!!!Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
Thought you were going to say it just flew past your table.I am sitting in a cafe in Lanzarote pissing myself reading that!!
This thread just gets betterThought you were going to say it just flew past your table.
Can you explain it for the non-dog owners? I just can't understand how something that was dropped in the strong wind could just disappear as if it had magically been transported away by some sort of invisible dogshit transporting force.Brilliant fucking brilliant unless your a dog owner you just won't get it brill mate
Can you explain it for the non-dog owners? I just can't understand how something that was dropped in the strong wind could just disappear as if it had magically been transported away by some sort of invisible dogshit transporting force.
Bastard for the ICT fans that travelled
Think that is where Prestwick Bear's dog's "dugshite" went...straight back up.Just to get the thread back on track after dugshitegate - Get it right up them!
This thread just gets better
If a guy shits and doesn't see it, has he shit at all ?? These are the important questionsSome right weird shit going on. I had my morning shite earlier and you know what.... when I looked into the pan the fucker wisnae there it vanished without me flushing.
And aye, I wiped my arse.
If a guy shits and doesn't see it, has he shit at all ?? These are the important questions
I’d want some paramilitary standard pest controllers out on site if my shite was vanishing from the cludgie without a flush. WTF is down there?
This is another big question! Is this an Ayrshire thing??I’d want some paramilitary standard pest controllers out on site if my shite was vanishing from the cludgie without a flush. WTF is down there?
Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
This is another big question! Is this an Ayrshire thing??
Pretty windy tbh, took the dog out for a walk he had a shit and I can't find the said shit, just flew out his arse and vanished.
Not good.
What is your dogs favourite book, gone with the wind ?
You or the dug? More big feckin questionsHe cannae read mate.
You or the dug? More big feckin questions
My sincere apologies for taking this thread off track.
Shit happens.
Well Johnnie as I said,unless your a dog owner you just won't get it?lol xxCan you explain it for the non-dog owners? I just can't understand how something that was dropped in the strong wind could just disappear as if it had magically been transported away by some sort of invisible dogshit transporting force.