shrewed wullie cf2
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"Hullo maw, its Ann-Marie! Can me and the weans come and stay at yours?"
What's happened hen? You sound upset"
"Its Declan maw. I don't understand it. He's been on twitter and facebook all morning looking at stuff some old Rangers player and manager have been saying. He's been posting hunners of laughing emojis and wee trophies and writing about "hun tears" and "sevco". It seemed like he was in a really good mood!"
"Oh right... and? Is he not?"
"Naw! As soon as he's put his phone down he's just went pure mental and wrecked the living room, shouting all the hun bastards and everything! Me and the weans are hiding under the bed, we're terrified maw! He's broke his Henrik Larsson lamp shade and everything"
Lockdown rules still in place Ann-Marie. Better get the furniture piled up against the door this time.
made an auld crabby bear smile ...cheers