Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[jim_baxter1960]

I heard that. Idiot claimed he couldn't bring himself to call his family after the game, yet decided to phone 3 people he doesn't know on a football chat show.

Keep up, it's Harrogate Bluenose

 

[ShootYouDown]

Katic, Hill, Tavernier, Wallace, Ugo, Konterman, Weir, Moore?

Numan,Amoruso,Ricksen?

 

[nelster]

Katic, Hill, Tavernier, Wallace, Ugo, Konterman, Weir, Moore

Numan,Amoruso,Ricksen?

Gregory Vignal. Not sure he was playing left back at the time

 

[Macky]

Me neither mate. I only tuned in again after the rat McCulloch left. With Alex Rae and Andy Halliday involved now it’s a far better show.

Halliday has been brilliant on it.

 

[georgedoors]

Numan,Amoruso,Ricksen?

Vignal

 

[ColinA]

I wonder if he's holding the meeting in the shower room, apparently that's where they like to do "business".

You kidding? That lot don’t shower

 

[ShootYouDown]

Katic, Hill, Tavernier, Wallace, Ugo, Konterman, Weir, Moore?

Edit: Maybe Amo too not sure if that is too far back. Did Ricksen score against them at RB or CM?

That's what I was thinking about too..

 

[insanicdrunk]

Whittaker they said there.

Vignal & Numan def scored against them.

 

[LD5]

Aww Whittaker scored a pen in a draw at Ibrox didn't he. Tried to erase that lady's front bottom from memory.

 

[Main Stand]

Whittaker they said there.

Vignal & Numan def scored against them.

I had Whittaker (more of an educated guess) when did he score against them, 11/12 4-2?.

 

[ShootYouDown]

I had Whittaker (more of an educated guess) when did he score against them, 11/12 4-2?.

cup game 2-2. Jamie Ness scored the opener

 

[LD5]

I had Whittaker (more of an educated guess) when did he score against them, 11/12 4-2?.

Think it was a 2-2 draw in 10/11 in the SC. Scored a pen just before HT. 4-2 scorers were Naismith x2, Jelavic and Lafferty.

 

[Gio#56]

I heard that. Idiot claimed he couldn't bring himself to call his family after the game, yet decided to phone 3 people he doesn't know on a football chat show.

it was me m8

 

[ShootYouDown]

Lee Wallace ,how did I miss that one out?

 

[Main Stand]

cup game 2-2. Jamie Ness scored the opener

Think it was a 2-2 draw in 10/11 in the SC. Scored a pen just before HT.

I honestly have no recollection of that goal, makes sense when you consider the opener

 

[TamS-RFC]

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I had Whittaker (more of an educated guess) when did he score against them, 11/12 4-2?.

2-2 in Feb 2011 scottish Cup mate

 

[Main Stand]

Did anyone know Gordon was working from home?.

 

[Valley Bluenose]

I heard that. Idiot claimed he couldn't bring himself to call his family after the game, yet decided to phone 3 people he doesn't know on a football chat show.

‘James in Harrogate’ is our very own @Harrogate Bluenose mate.

 

[WalterLoyal]

I heard that. Idiot claimed he couldn't bring himself to call his family after the game, yet decided to phone 3 people he doesn't know on a football chat show.

It was a Rangers fan at the wind up.

 

[SuperGers07]

Has Laurie called in?

 

[warfieldranger]

it was me m8

The thing is, it was easy to believe that a tim could say that.

Good wind-up.

 

[david1982]

He now has a lisp as well as a peg on his nose!
He must be bedding in a new set of falsers

Katic, Hill, Tavernier, Wallace, Ugo, Konterman, Weir, Moore?

Edit: Maybe Amo too not sure if that is too far back. Did Ricksen score against them at RB or CM?

Amoruso?

 

[Alex Venters]

And he wants Artur Boric.

...and some cans?

 

[Recoba]

Magic Michael on now

 

[The simshill one]

Keevins saying it has nothing to do with shape and tactics, but it’s about big hearts and strong minds. A failure

Seriously, that long watching the game and he thinks that was their issue at the weekend. What a useless old dick.

I sincerely hope the coaching team think what’s required is more chest thumping.

The difference on analysis from him and young Maurice Ross is frightening. He’s an absolute dinosaur

 

[insanicdrunk]

Cry michael, save the programme!!

 

[Recoba]

Has Laurie called in?

Unfortunately not, he showed his true colours last time getting personal with Gerrard so you won't hear from him for a while.

Spineless kunt.

 

[nelster]

“Ma fellow Celtic supporters. Its too premature.”

Splendid.

These mugs have weeks back to back of Europa League and away games coming and 2 postponements.

Please, be our guest to go ahead with that manager

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Has Laurie called in?

Will his maybe dead or not wife let him

 

[EH47]

Shug has thrown Duffy & the Keeper under the bus several times tonght in his bid to cover for TLB.

He needs to remember who signed them

Shhh, we don't nt want to laugh at lemon too much in case lawwell catches on and bins the useless prick.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Waaaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahaha woooooooooosh..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the ten hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

 

[Sct33]

And he wants Artur Boric.

He want a bag of cans as well?!

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Hugh away to greet and hit the bottle now.

 

[amabluestar]

Well that's two hours of my life I'm not getting back.
No wonder I don't listen to it.

 

[nelster]

Can I congratulate Alex Rae for not spelling it out too much.

He used to say when concerned about Rangers ‘old firm defeats linger, it affects you for weeks’

Celtic dont have a home league game in November with 3 aways and 2 (likely) cup ties sandwiched in the thick of Europa League.

Think we will be having a few more of these Monday threads. Enjoy the ride bears.

 

[BluenoseMark]

Has any of them said baffle, baffling, or baffled yet?

Doubt it. The only say "baffult"

 

[Jan Žižka]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1318259128087814145

 

[Blue Lew]

I only heard “James” the Celtc fan calling in. He was literally screeching and on the verge of tears with constant shouts of “Oh my God”.
My wife who has no interest in football asked who he was trying to kid by repeatedly saying he was delighted that they were playing Aberdeen next. It was painful (hilarious) to listen to.

 

[SuperGers07]

I only heard “James” the Celtc fan calling in. He was literally screeching and on the verge of tears with constant shouts of “Oh my God”.
My wife who has no interest in football asked who he was trying to kid by repeatedly saying he was delighted that they were playing Aberdeen next. It was painful (hilarious) to listen to.

James was under cover

 

[Sticky Fingers]

James was under cover

A “hundercover” if you will...

That was an outstanding call as well.

*disclaimer- I am not using the h word lightly there, I jest with it since it’s the watchword for Timmy when it comes to SSB plants. Don’t be offended, as it’s not meant in that manner

 

[Blue Lew]

James was under cover

That’s a bit of a riddy for me but that man deserves a pint for his performance.
That’s up there with the Bear who called Ewan and Roughie after we beat that lot at The Piggery. He was pretending to be gay and had fallen out with his boyfriend. We were all sitting on the bus thinking WTF is going on here?
I must point out that he was also pretending to be a Dhim.

 

[BluenoseMark]

I heard that. Idiot claimed he couldn't bring himself to call his family after the game, yet decided to phone 3 people he doesn't know on a football chat show.

It was harrowgate bear from on here

 

[weebudsbud]

I’m not listening, but reading this thread is more entertaining than listening to Shug and his nasal twang of a voice!

Am the same.

I tuned in on Friday as I was driving up the M74 and lasted 10 minutes of him and switched over.

TBF, he did tip Rangers to win

 

[BigBuff]

Well that's two hours of my life I'm not getting back.
No wonder I don't listen to it.

Makes you appreciate Heart and Hand even more after listening to it

 

[Scoot1975]

oh, his family is in Erskine and he's not spoke to them since the game

sinister

He better alert the coastguard!!

 

[chilebear]

A “hundercover” if you will...

That was an outstanding call as well.

There are no huns on here mate

 

[Sticky Fingers]

There are no huns on here mate

Of course, I jest. Well aware of that. That’s what Timothy call the plants, I believe

 

[I believe in Eli]

The difference on analysis from him and young Maurice Ross is frightening. He’s an absolute dinosaur

"Young Maurice Ross" lol

You do realise its 2020 not 2002.

 

[Obanloyal]

First time I’ve listened in a long time, dire to say the least

 

[insanicdrunk]

"Young Maurice Ross" lol

You do realise its 2020 not 2002.

Compared to auld twat hugh, Mo is young.