Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Est1872]

I just can’t believe this.

I choose to believe.

 

[Plissken]

Big Julia is the saviour now

The guy Kbamba tore to shreds a few months ago.

They're a shambles.

 

[Balogun1]

He must do tricks.

And she must do rohypnol.

 

[Falling Duck]

I live in great hope that Lemon sticks with Duffy. Got to hope he has a must play clause.

 

[Three-in-seven]

I choose to believe.

When you saw her face?

 

[Dumfriesbear]

Is Articulated Laurie deid?

 

[therealmackay]

"We'll bring you the team news when we get it"

Unless it gets leaked the night before

 

[Balogun1]

Google it. It is the stuff of internet football message board legend.

Haha, so it is. Nah, I’m not buying it.

 

[Its-Sebo]

The guy Kbamba tore to shreds a few months ago.

They're a shambles.

He gets torn apart by any striker that's above 5'10 or moves about

 

[Weesam]

My Word that is a death Sentence by the Letter of the law. He would be in a Comma if he was hit by oversized dictionaries.

That would put a full stop to it

 

[Madjid Moments]

Is Articulated Laurie deid?

He will claim he’s been laid low with Covid

 

[insanicdrunk]

Shane McConnigle of Motherwell sounds a decent player

Sounds like a beggar to me though!


Strange name to pick for an imaginary player.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Is Articulated Laurie deid?

He's gutted that his saviour Neil Francis Lennon is getting so much stick!

 

[Bknowe]

The guy Kbamba tore to shreds a few months ago.

They're a shambles.

Looks like all is forgiven

 

[Madjid Moments]

I pray Motherwell take something from them. They will lose their shit!!!

 

[Falling Duck]

I pray Motherwell take something from them. They will lose their shit!!!

No way TLB will survive if they do. Can't see it but would love to see a dodgy penalty in the 89th minute given to Murderwell for a last minute 1-0 winner.

 

[Balogun1]

I pray Motherwell take something from them. They will lose their shit!!!

Let’s go a draw. We don’t want them canning Lemon.

 

[55 and counting]

Shagged Kirsty Gallacher too, so deserves kudos

This is surely an urban myth. Not having it.

 

[Cyberniv]

The reason Duffy was brought in, in the first place, was to shore up the defence.
Now the return of that shaky defence is the solution and no longer the problem, so why bring in Duffy?
I find this logic going unquestioned a bit odd.

 

[Govan Ger]

Not a peep from shoo or duffy about the Rangers game last night.

 

[Dedé Arneaux]

Lovin how Lambert doesn’t know the difference between factions fractions and fractious

Oops that was radio Scotland

 

[Davidsmith1]

This is surely an urban myth. Not having it.

He made her squirt

 

[Cyberniv]

Begging for Rangers fans now, don’t fall for it.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

They’re using Duffy for a question on beat the pundit.
No hiding place for him at all.

 

[bustergonad]

I'd rather they drew on Sunday. I don't want them ditching Lennon just yet.

Yup.

I want him here for 55

 

[Recoba]

I'm quite happy if no Rangers fans phone in tonight.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Big Julian is the saviour now

DuffMan has been found out

The money he is on, there is no chance he's getting dropped, Oh yeah!

 

[insanicdrunk]

I'm quite happy if no Rangers fans phone in tonight.

Days like this bears should not be calling in. Maximum seethe!

 

[monkey magic]

I'm quite happy if no Rangers fans phone in tonight.

Exactly. This is already up there with Fools & Horses. Trigger after Trigger phoning up.

 

[Balogun1]

Not a peep from shoo or duffy about the Rangers game last night.

Shoo mentioned it early in the show. Said it was an opportunity missed but that we are top of our group while the mhanks are bottom of theirs.

 

[bustergonad]

Shagged Kirsty Gallacher too, so deserves kudos

Really?
He's an ugly big bastard

Nice guy though. Always objective

 

[hods967]

Away?

No at home !!!

 

[gusty2]

Yup.

I want him here for 55

Same....can't wait for his interview after it happens

 

[theytriedtokillus]

Articulated Laurie from Dennistons tyres are burst, he has broken down and he has went on the gear.

 

[Balogun1]

Scott obviously didn’t get the group text.

Off as quick as you can now Scott.

 

[St Andrews Bear]

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Niemi £0.7m
Charbonnier £1.2m
Klos £0.8m
Christiansen - £1.7m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£6m since 1986. Nowt since 2000.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

Ally Maxwell 300k
Not sure if we paid a fee for Colin Scott or not from Dalry

 

[Leo_Ger]

Rangers fans wasting precious laughing at poets time.

 

[55 and counting]

shane duffy 40k a week, hahahaha

Makes me happier than it should.

 

[Plissken]

shane duffy 40k a week, hahahaha

Don't forget the £2million loan fee.

 

[Atheist Bear]

From Big Empty to house empty, with an empty head!

And empty arses as they've all shat themselves.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Compare and contrast Lennon and Gerrards interviews.
Chalk and cheese!

 

[top_cat]

Are any of them baffult tonight?

 

[Clicker]

Haven’t had the pleasure of listening to it tonight, is anyone baffult?

 

[BigTinder86]

Is it just me that really enjoys the bold Hugh’s alter ego when he gets tore into Celtic? Really goes after them.

 

[Its-Sebo]

Are any of them baffult tonight?

Haven’t had the pleasure of listening to it tonight, is anyone baffult?

Only one baffult so far, rest are embarassed

 

[Dumfriesbear]

Shoo defending Articulated now saying he came back on and withdrew his comments about SG - aye right.

 

[DurhamBear]

Is Articulated Laurie deid?

He'll be pretending his wife has died again.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Only one baffult so far, rest are embarassed

Embarrassed...know whit a mean!

 

[Jamiegatami]

Anyone hear that Black Rooster advert? What the actual %^*&.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

He'll be pretending his wife has died again.

She's no' deid….she just smells funny!