Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Three-in-seven]

We want more baffult, come on timothy, where's the cries of buffult?

 

[Morpheus]

Shoo defending Articulated now saying he came back on and withdrew his comments about SG - aye right.

Just about wet myself laughing the night big DJ said that about that caller.
"He's quite articulate isn't he? He's an articulated Laurie"

 

[Macky]

Shoo defending Articulated now saying he came back on and withdrew his comments about SG - aye right.

He actually did. Came on the week after we humped them.

 

[Clicker]

Any wee sleekit digs at us from the Nasal Whine, he usually gets something in when he’s hurting about his own team?

 

[Wugs]

"ten in a row will happen"

 

[RWL12]

Mark doesn't want Europa

 

[VMS]

A little blip haha

 

[Ubik]

yeaaahh but sniffs his nose - class listening

 

[Jamiegatami]

“Ah bit bit bit Rangers will implode”

 

[Puggy]

mentally challengeds roasting a mentally challenged

 

[Bknowe]

Drugs are bad Mark

 

[Three-in-seven]

Rangers will just explode!

 

[Alpagers]

This guy is an absolute banger

 

[StaunchCaravan]

This tramp actually represents the mentality of so many of them and it’s amazing

 

[NDC bear forever]

Mark still thinks Rangers’ team is full of your Lee Hodsons, Harry Forresters and Jason Holts of the world the prick.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Mark's a fucking crackheid.

 

[gusty2]

Mark is on repeat

 

[The Golden God]

Oh my god haha this guy on right now, how dim is he?

 

[Ubik]

 

[Puggy]

This guy is an absolute banger

I'd say more of a Roman catholic candle.

 

[willowbankbear]

Listen to that moon howler Marcus !!!!!!!!!

Absolute denial

 

[Bknowe]

Shuggie is panicking

 

[insanicdrunk]

Mark's answer "they done it before" slow fuk!

 

[Recoba]

This brain dead moron just keeps saying it happened in the past and thats it

 

[Recoba]

Mark's answer "they done it before" slow fuk!

Thats exactly how I pictured his face !

 

[L_D]

Shug ok?

Look around you, RANGERS ARE 9 POINTS CLEAR

 

[GovanBlueNose]

Oh Mark ya demented mutant.

 

[BrooklynBlue]

That show really is the dregs isn’t it? It’s like having your dinner in a public toilet. Just dreadful, ‘what has my life come to’ sort of feeling.

I thought I had hit rock bottom. And then I phoned Super Scoreboard...

 

[dougiem]

They KNOW this Rangers team TERRIFIES THEM.
And we are only going to get better.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Ally Maxwell 300k
Not sure if we paid a fee for Colin Scott or not from Dalry

Colin was signed by us as a kid I’m sure.

He was at Rangers as an U16.

 

[Ünnëcëssärÿ Ümläüts]

In 36 years I have never had a conversation where I say "know what a mean"...

Why do their fans say it every second sentence?

 

[Bknowe]

Shug ok?

Look around you, Rangers ARE 9 POINTS CLEAR

Trying to get that eejit to see sense.

Long may Mark and his mates continue to think as they are, as they will soon run into the 55 express like Wylie Coyote chasing the Road Runner into a railway tunnel

 

[WalterLoyal]

In 36 years I have never had a conversation where I say "know what a mean"...

Why do their fans say it every second sentence?

Wait until you hear Declan Gallagher. He finishes almost every sentence with ''an stuff like that''.

 

[LD5]

Dean Shiels scored in one didn't he?

 

[willowbankbear]

Dean Shiels scored in one didn't he?
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[LD5]

Bit of revisionism from that caller, if Helander didn't make those mistakes he wouldn't care. %^*& all to do with the goals we conceded was down to pace.

 

[sdp02]

Question mark

Trying to get that eejit to see sense.

Long may Mark and his mates continue to think as they are, as they will soon run into the 55 express like Wylie Coyote chasing the Road Runner into a railway tunnel

Cannot wait.. I hope our country is prepared in advance for the meltdown.

 

[LD5]

I was thinking of the 2012 league cup final but don't think he even scored in that either hahaha

 

[Gazrfc]

This guy is defo a glass half empty kinda guy

 

[Leo_Ger]

This guy is defo a glass half empty kinda guy

Think he wants a career in management. Captain hindsight.

Complete bore.

 

[Its-Sebo]

This guy is defo a glass half empty kinda guy

With the rest of the glass full of shîte

 

[HamiltonBear]

Laxalt, great signing

Tbf, compared to the others he might be?

 

[Dumfriesbear]

Shoo claiming they have 50,000 STs this year, more like STIs

 

[Woodrow Call]

Just about wet myself laughing the night big DJ said that about that caller.
"He's quite articulate isn't he? He's an articulated Laurie"

Did Derek really say that?

Bet he stole it from here.

 

[Morpheus]

Did Derek really say that?

Bet he stole it from here.

He genuinely did mate.

 

[HamiltonBear]

Also had a square go with Lennon at Easter road. Went up in my estimation then.

I think James from Motherwell just went off the Erskine Bridge

Lemming time

 

[Macky]

This guy is defo a glass half empty kinda guy

Im not listening but by any chance is it Craig from Cumbernauld? Even after a great win hes on with his dour tones finding negatives.

 

[ottawabear]

Is it just me that really enjoys the bold Hugh’s alter ego when he gets tore into Celtic? Really goes after them.

I've said it before but this is designed with one thing in mind; to get the board to spend money in January for players.

Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[Punt13]

how is a ten in a row season unique.....there have been 2 already...wee shug is hurtin

It’s the first ten in a row season without a nine before it.

 

[HamiltonBear]

He'll be pretending his wife has died again.

How many sisters does he have?