Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[dougiem]

John paul ha ha up ya mentally challenged cant

 

[Madjid Moments]

Talking about wee boys and triangles

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Up next, John fae Uddingson - " Sellik fan fur forty year "

Blaming the Edwaaaaards and the Enchaaammz.

 

[Puggy]

Need Declan for my lucky 15.

C'mon phone in ya bastard.

 

[GR_7_Bear]

What was said?

"O'Neill walked out on us making some excuse about his wife"

 

[Stella_Bear]

John-Paul, tricky one that

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Not really - all questions submitted in advance - no chance of any difficult questions.

Sevvvvvvvco

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

Up next, John fae Uddingson - " Sellik fan fur forty year "

Blaming the Edwaaaaards and the Enchaaammz.

Superb mate, properly laughed at that there.

 

[Gazza4d]

Shuuuuu will need to let them know what insipid means.

The sellik fans are baffult at what insipid is.
They think he's a new signing.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

What was said?

He claimed that Wibble used his wife's illness as a convenient excuse to quit the Piggery in 2005. Keevins was absolutely incandescent. Delicious listening.

 

[Malbec]

shug and that last tool talk like kevin bridges, dragging every syllable out. Is this a timothy defect?

 

[LucyBlue]

Edouard highlights the recent number of games he's not given a f*ck.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Green Brigade are an embarrassment created by Liewell.

 

[Ambiorix]

Caller ratings

Archie: 10/10. Would laugh at again.
Clueless Frank: 7/10. Related to Bob Fleming?
Michael: 9/10. Lost point for the low blow about MON's wife. Popular in the dolphin community.
John: 4/10. Raging bore.
John 2: 5/10. Speed it up, mate.
Paul: 1/10. Disappointing. Seemed comparatively sensible.

 

[HamiltonBear]

Get that beat the goalie, i mean pundit, tae %^*&.

 

[Leo_Ger]

They should scrap 'Beat the Pundits' and shite like that in situations like this.

Prevents a few more minutes of mentally challenged pain being broadcast.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

60000 ST Holders.

The calculator is broke again

Seville Calculators mate. You know what they’re like LOL

 

[camioni]

HaHa, adverts for the mob that are going to sue them millions.

 

[MearnsUnionist]

"O'Neill walked out on us making some excuse about his wife"

"Wiz back in a job 2 weeks later." Lol

 

[ObanTeddyBear]

Next caller....

Well he is definitely named after a Decipel...
Or Joseph...
Am betting, all in on Peter please...

 

[Atheist Bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333479682193416197

Oh no, he's sussed it!

 

[Ubik]

John-Paul, tricky one that

Once worked with a mentally challenged called John Ennis, handing out pay slips one day and its John Paul Ennis, mentally challenged knob

 

[Bluethruandthru]

shug and that last tool talk like kevin bridges, dragging every syllable out. Is this a timothy defect?

Exactly

 

[Recoba]

They should scrap 'Beat the Pundits and shite like that in situations like this.

Prevents a few more minutes of mentally challenged pain being broadcast.

At the very least the shitty travel should be scraped, bugs me when he says he is late for the travel all the time.

 

[Madjid Moments]

I’m waiting on them asking for a Black Friday sale of players

 

[raelbrook]

One hour of mental beaver moonl goodness to go

 

[SouthLDNBear]

Edouard highlights the recent number of games he's not given a f*ck.

Even when he supposedly gave a fuck, he still never looked like he actually gave a fuck

Just looks emotionless and totally detached. Find it mental that they didn't just try and cash in on him, although we all know there weren't any offers for the cunt

£45 million my fucking arse. Try £15m

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Seville Calculators mate. You know what they’re like LOL

Aye mate, 6 fingered cunts.

 

[The Predator]

So you know how we only listen to this after mentally challenged defeats, since we have been tuning in for weeks now are we now deemed regular listeners?

 

[pelem]

How does this guy remember to breathe?

He could be a neckbreather.

 

[Main Stand]

So you know how we only listen to this after mentally challenged defeats, since we have been tuning in for weeks now are we now deemed regular listeners?

Convenient listeners would be more apt

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Aye mate, 6 fingered cunts.

More fingers than friggin brain cells then PB !

 

[Main Stand]

I honestly couldn’t give one toss about the weather, I don’t leave the house. Get on with it ffs.

 

[grinandbearit]

Oh no, he's sussed it!

This will be passed off as the truth shortly,and the police attacked first on white horses no doubt

Born liars

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Yeah I missed that. I’ve not long tuned in

Worth getting it on play back later!

 

[DarthVader]

Even when he supposedly gave a fuck, he still never looked like he actually gave a fuck

Just looks emotionless and totally detached. Find it mental that they didn't just try and cash in on him, although we all know there weren't any offers for the cunt

£45 million my fucking arse. Try £15m

No chance unless they punt him next month.

 

[Madjid Moments]

Imagine if they don’t get 3 points from St Johnstone

 

[Puggy]

This cunts shite at beat the pundit

 

[Ubik]

my cat could do better than that guy

 

[shotta1974]

Alex Rae is a pain in the arse

 

[Main Stand]

Imagine if they don’t get 3 points from St Mirren

St Johnstone?.

 

[SouthLDNBear]

No chance unless they punt him next month.

Agreed - was talking about summer valuation

 

[MrKatanga]

Caller ratings

Archie: 10/10. Would laugh at again.
Clueless Frank: 7/10. Related to Bob Fleming?
Michael: 9/10. Lost point for the low blow about MON's wife. Popular in the dolphin community.
John: 4/10. Raging bore.
John 2: 5/10. Speed it up, mate.
Paul: 1/10. Disappointing. Seemed comparatively sensible.

I am crying. Brilliant

 

[TCWNS1872]

I’m waiting on them asking for a Black Friday sale of players

Keep up Boogie - it’s Cyber Monday!

 

[pelem]

Edouard highlights the recent number of games he's not given a f*ck.

Luncheon Vouchers up for a bit of sponsorship by ed ward.

 

[Madjid Moments]

St Johnstone?.

Yeah corrected it

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Alex Rae is a pain in the arse

Shut up you tart.

 

[ALADOU34]

Alex gets beat by the caller but nothing can disappoint him after the weekend

 

[billyboyblue]

"O'Neill walked out on us making some excuse about his wife"

Seriously, who would want that job? Current manager, "one of their own" is getting slaughtered. Previous manager "one of their own" being accused of faking wife's illness to leave and another "one of their own" being branded a rat and gets his house tanned when he went to Leicester.
Shower of poisonous crackpots.
Glorious listening.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Get Stevie G off, this isn’t the night for him!