Green Brigade Statement - OK own up.

[WinkieWATP]

The mentally challengeds are getting the piss ripped out of them left, right and centre.
Bears have said all along 55 will destroy them, its not even happened yet and they are in meltdown.......It's absolutely lovely

Exactly. We aren’t even a third of the way there and the bastards are crumbling in front of us.

Turn the screw, Don’t take the foot off the throat and finish the bastards

 

[Papatango]

Well played mate whoever you are

 

[arnietac1]

Me and the missus in fits wae that...Fantastic. Bravo whoever did that.

 

[Bear1873]

Absolutely quality

 

[BroomloanWATP]

Also B&T he’s a good lad

The maestro, maestro, maestro...

 

[StaunchEnclosure]

Just said on Reporting Scotland that the police are aware of a planned protest on Sunday at Parkhead?

 

[WalterSandy]

Bwajahhaha fuggin class lol

 

[TommyEgan]

Could be 100% genuine , difficult to tell with them

That was my thoughts too. Not sure if real or a bear at the wind up.

 

[Red White &Blue]

See that.... we all know a wee Mhanky mentally challenged that speakth like that and hath the same articulation.
I am wetting masel.

 

[alexg123]

Will the real Jimmy Krankie stand up !

 

[fbear]

That is absolutely fantastic.

 

[alexg123]

See that.... we all know a wee Mhanky mentally challenged that speakth like that and hath the same articulation.
I am wetting masel.

It was maybe Frather Fothterth wee brother .

 

[gers forever]

Absolutely class,cap doffed well done that bear.

 

[Allysgoldenboot]

Larthon hahaha!

Brilliant

 

[The Royal Standard]

That is hilarious

 

[No Hiding Place]

I was gone after donimated

 

[Herindoors]

Bravo!

 

[Timardim]

Ha-ha ! That must be their tough guy top-bhoy reading that out.

sounds like wee pat nevin...

 

[Red White &Blue]

It was maybe Frather Fothterth wee brother .

My money's on leigh Grithfithsis

 

[monkey magic]

sounds like wee pat nevin...

It makes wee Pat sound butch. lol

 

[Blue Light Loyal]

Superb, nailed it.

 

[129bear]

Damn funny

 

[Gio#56]

lmao brilliant

 

[Jase]

One of these thing you think is a giant piss take but just could be for real.

 

[Cambuslangger]

Do you think they realise the pressure they are putting on their own players? Self entitled arseholes....

 

[Liviger1984]

Brilliant haha

 

[T9 Row]

Absolutely supberb.

 

[theytriedtokillus]

Is that no Ronnie charters from stv?

 

[Russell]

Brilliant whoever it was

Hilarious!!!

 

[btl456]

Great work,a right good laugh.

 

[daven37]

Who ever did that has a real talent - I would get two lines before pissing myself.

First time in ages I have properly laughed.

 

[macallan]

Buckled at that

 

[Kuznetsov's Curly Hair]

Don eh donnie eh donimated

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

That's so funny. Sounds like the guy who reads the newth on Radio Clyde. LOL!

 

[barcode]

Comic genius.

 

[amabluestar]

That is outstanding.

 

[amabluestar]

That is outstanding.

 

[jweebear]

Anywhere you go and you hear the nasal whiney voice you think, uh huh mentally challenged,. Howling at that.

 

[ao2]

You think?

No, but I'd like it to be

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Sounds like an adolescent Shu Keevins.

 

[22ndBB]

Brilliant......

 

[Bannerman]

Superb! Love the pause before turning the page which was reminiscent (or should that be remind sent!) of the Blackadder Speckled Jim scene where George’s statement has a different meaning before continuing.

You get the impression the reader was trying desperately not to laugh!

 

[SuperGers07]

Great stuff, that wouldn't be far off the mark if it were a genuine statement.

Well, have I got news for you:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1334886367478894592

 

[yardie]

Missed the realistic bit where they say’Ranjurs are feck’n brilliant, bastards, and we are shite’.

 

[Gogso]

No, but I'd like it to be

Likely the GB statement is but this version is just how it is. Bollox.
Watched it several times and still laughing to the point of pain.

Well, have I got news for you:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1334886367478894592

Suspected it might be based on a 'real' statement but prefer OP's version.
Prefer laughter to boak.

 

[GazRanger]

Brilliant

 

[delboi]

Is that Hugh Keevins?

 

[LoyalUlsterMan]

I was gone after donimated

Brilliant. That was me gone too.

 

[bigTAM weeTAM]

Hilarious!

 

[Stuhercules]

That was so funny. Thanks whoever come up with that