Northwest Ranger
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Easy jet flight turned around after drunken passenger starts fight with other passengers.Yaaaas!
They'll enjoy their long haul flight tonight with Lennon tonight!
Neic lemmin was huckled by Glasgow airport security after the flight he was on was halted due to his drunken potato ravings.
Neic 78, said, "it wisny me, they huns pyoor robbed us and spiked ma chewin baccy.
he was remanded in custard to await dna results to see if mr lemmin was in fact human.
a spokesman for paleas scotland said our forensic dna chaps dont hold out much hope and if found not to be human mr lemmin will be humanely destroyed with mouthwash and shower gel.