To The Carpark

[vinnie]

Question, why have these c*nts not been hitting the carpark in big numbers again? They were running about chasing busses and throwing sharks around when things weren't half as bad for them than they are now. Get back to the Carpark Declan!

They’ve given up. Surrendered.

 

[Cambuslangger]

Sharklife!

I get up when I want except on Wednesdays when I am rudely awakened by my Giro...

 

[ShotaShuffle]

Dont get me wrong, helicopter Sunday and victories like it are brilliant and inflict some damage but winning like this would be my choice everytime,

League over mid January.

 

[Barnster Bear]

They are all eating their dinner and getting pished....................and we are in their thoughts.

 

[Nando2]

They have given up hope. A poet i work with who has spent years having “a bit of banter” suddenly has “lost interest” in football and didnt even know who his team were playing this weekend.

Haha that sounds familiar
My apprentice, a wee 19th Century Terrorist bastard who’s dad is easily one of the biggest rat poets I have ever met suddenly “doesn’t really bother with the football anymore”

 

[Stevie13000]

I really want them to riot!

Truth be told, I think they are broken!

 

[Brother Crockett]

Reverting to the old ways. Scottish football is pish No inter estetid. Rather watch Man U. Yeez ur pish in Europe.

 

[Rubyhardie]

They have given up hope. A poet i work with who has spent years having “a bit of banter” suddenly has “lost interest” in football and didnt even know who his team were playing this weekend.

This x 1000. The ones who appeared out the woodwork and let us all know their love of the poops in every form of their social media. They will now disappear without trace.

 

[fmp]

They have completely given in and are totally deflated, bitter, jaded and hilarious.

 

[50delboy50]

Dont get me wrong, helicopter Sunday and victories like it are brilliant and inflict some damage but winning like this would be my choice everytime,

League over mid January.

Agreed, a lot less stressful and the banter at the moment is superb.

 

[Blue seventy two]

Question, why have these c*nts not been hitting the carpark in big numbers again? They were running about chasing busses and throwing sharks around when things weren't half as bad for them than they are now. Get back to the Carpark Declan!

The realisation that its over and there's nothing they or anyone else can do about it has finally sunk in.

 

[A kind of blue]

Haha that sounds familiar
My apprentice, a wee 19th Century Terrorist bastard who’s dad is easily one of the biggest rat poets I have ever met suddenly “doesn’t really bother with the football anymore”

What you doing giving the wee *** a job mate? I'm assuming the hiring was out of your hands?

 

[Haggis10]

To see the pain on Snus, Broon and Thumbs faces on the return next week is priceless.

 

[coplandron]

Sad day, Declan and co have packed away their sharks and have no fight left. Let’s take a minute to remember the good riots of recent times!

 

[SuperRanger]

Totally broken. It must be tough for them going through lockdown and this.

 

[Wugs]

 

[Cucumbear]

Just remembered that someone who I know told me her mentally challenged husband threw his steak pie and mashed potatoes at the wall when we scored on the 2nd. I told her she should have rubbed his face in it.

 

[kilbirnie bear]

Looking forward to see their uptake on season tickets for next season when it's time to renew.

 

[Born under a union jack]

I'm waiting for the Saville Brigades dirty protest at sharkhead. Would be brilliant to see them smearing they're own shite all over that dump. Big three foot skid marks all over it.

 

[Numanloyal]

Faithfull froo n froo - Not

 

[sprally]

They are finished
3 points on Sunday and they will all be Man Utd fans like the 90’s.

 

[Jan Wyck]

They have, as been said above, now moved on from the rage faze. However I predict they will return to violent insurrection when Rangers clinch the title/presentation day. This will take the form of bushwhacking in and around West Central Scotland and attempts to disrupt Rangers fans celebrating. The George Square scenario comes to mind.

Alas the politicians, media and Police Scotland will portray and conveniently package this as football/OF violence.

 

[Stewmelbill]

they've accepted it now. they know they are fucked.

they're after benitez again apparently. so theyre distracting themselves with fantasy speculation about who will come in to revive them in the summer.

the poets have collectively written this season off though. Kaput!

Martindale would be a step up on what they have, and about £11.95 M cheaper than Benitez!

 

[Nando2]

What you doing giving the wee *** a job mate? I'm assuming the hiring was out of your hands?

Nah mate my choice
Papes are the best to have working for you
Run them into the ground, daily abuse and they are that stupid they keep coming back

 

[Hawftimepie]

Remember we used to always say '55 will end them' oftentimes to comfort ourselves. Well, this is it happening, their hearts are broken, the world around them is crumbling. Enjoy it bears! Every. Fucking. Second.

 

[SCG]

"Alexa, play some sad songs" ..... "are you a Cellic fan?"

 

[ShotaShuffle]

Bring that lady's front bottom Lustig back in January

I want that bastard to suffer

 

[RoxburghGer]

Too cold just now, they threw their scarves away at the last carpark demo.

Too cold to cut about in shorts

 

[govanfront85]

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance.

They're at stage four just now. Slowly turning into stage 5.

I'll sort that for you

Denial
Unhinged
Bargaining
Acceptance
Irrational

 

[Slobear]

Can we hire a hearse for the '10'?

 

[Clay Davis]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1348768426664275972

 

[Satan666]

Busted flush

 

[Salsabear]

I really want them to riot!

Truth be told, I think they are broken!

They’ve folded for the moment.

Resignation will be followed with anger shortly however.

Looking forward to it.

 

[Raymondgers]

They haven't even had a bad season on stats. They've lost 2 against us. Just shows we've just been better as it stands

 

[onedadoprso.1]

They're no having a demo as they're respecting the lockdown. O wait...

 

[Grousey]

They now know it's a busted flush.

 

[sw26]

They haven't even had a bad season on stats. They've lost 2 against us. Just shows we've just been better as it stands

As Jordan Campbell posted on Twitter earlier:

”Since the 2-0 Old Firm defeat in October they’ve won just 6 out of 19 games.”

That’s brutal.

 

[Puggy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1348768426664275972

Does that bastard duffy mimic an IRA gunner at 35 seconds ?

 

[Texas ranger]

They’ll be regrouping for a full scale null and void campaign. That’s all they have left.

 

[Texas ranger]

As Jordan Campbell posted on Twitter earlier:

”Since the 2-0 Old Firm defeat in October they’ve won just 6 out of 19 games.”

That’s brutal.

They “turned the corner” against Lille apparently. Looks like they’ve turned back since we beat them. It was only a short corner.

 

[justice1]

After their last tantrum outside shark tank Despot Desmond doubled down on the Ginger Pep.

 

[Clay Davis]

They “turned the corner” against Lille apparently. Looks like they’ve turned back since we beat them. It was only a short corner.

It’s a dome so turning the corner has only put them back to where they were or something.

 

[Alvor]

 

[Gio#56]

They have as much fight as a worm lying on tarmac under the Dubai sun. Busted, Deflated, Weak and Pathetic. I’m loving it.

 

[chrisrfc1]

They've crawled back into the woodwork

 

[robertobear]

Haha that sounds familiar
My apprentice, a wee 19th Century Terrorist bastard who’s dad is easily one of the biggest rat poets I have ever met suddenly “doesn’t really bother with the football anymore”

Who the feck gave him the job

 

[RockSteadyEady]

They know the Fat Lady is Humming!

Same as their fans

 

[noucamp72]

The fat Japanese and the rest must be looking at our manager with envy and wondering how we managed to land him under such difficult circumstances.
Didn't stop them all laughing though.......not laughing now eh.

They know deep down he is far superior to Lennon in everything he does.
His honesty,his football speak,his overall demeanor is in a different ball park altogether.

Just hope we can kick on now and bring it home.

 

[o7o]

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance.

They're at stage four just now. Slowly turning into stage 5.

They don't accept things...fkn paeado stuff confirms that

 

[WATP]

All to do with the psychology of the change cycle....they are all beginning to enter the acceptance phase....some are further behind than others and still capable of fear driven outbursts!