Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Batigol]

Is there a more confected achievement than "quadruple treble" ?

 

[Hawftimepie]

In the same way that there was no Radio1 DJ like Jimmy Saville

It's OK, John'll fix it!

 

[Highland Gers]

The cold in aviemore must of frittered his brain

What’s the name of this clown that phones from Aviemore?

 

[Edweird]

Is there a more confected achievement than "quadruple treble" ?

To prove it, they aren't exactly over the moon that they could still win the Scottish Cup this year.
Only mattered when they said it did.

 

[Daviot Bear]

What’s the name of this clown that phones from Aviemore?

Mick

 

[bad boy boogie]

Rick the prick

 

[Wugs]

Mick

The prick , fresh out , the nick !

 

[mark hateley]

Awww its Kenny Dalglish on the phone in?

Maybe aye maybe naw.

 

[Highland Gers]

Mick

Cheers. Don’t know him, but will ask about

 

[Bro989]

"There's no other football club anywhere in the world that's anything like this club" - I wonder if that's available to John on a t-shirt.

Catchy

 

[bkerr72]

Bring Strachan back now the guy that was chased for not being a sellick man

 

[Virgil Hilts]

It's OK, John'll fix it!

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

The Nolan sisters agency are looking for the mockit's new manager.

 

[IH8Everyone]

Nolan Partners doing the head hunting funny old thing

 

[Brother Crockett]

Nolan Partners the head hunters?

Where have we heard that name before?

 

[Rangerista]

It's Gordon Strachan now as DoF, they're really for turning the clock back, another one they couldn't wait to see the back of.

Feargal Harken, he sounds like he's made for them.

 

[longtimedead]

Whoever they suggest, we must constantly remind them they will be heading to the club that harboured the sporting worlds biggest paedophile ring

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

The Nolan sisters agency are looking for the mockit's new manager.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

If Fergal Harkin wasn’t Irish and didn’t have the most Irish sounding name in the world, Timmy wouldn’t give two shiny shits about him.

 

[Lairdo]

Wits the lady's front bottom on about.

'There's no other team like this in the world' hahaha is this willy washer for real!

'It's goes on n on n on'. It's like he's just phoned up raging without really knowing what he's gonny talk about.

Technically he is correct: there is no other team (or support) like that in the world.

 

[Ubik]

Catchy

TNOFCAITWTALTC

 

[Bluerob]

Off to a good start and we're not past the news.
The usual speech impediment says "He's always been my hero".
Bodes well for later.

Years of having to sook on the priests boaby has given them all a distinctive way of speaking.

It's a dead giveaway

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

What fcuking Rangers fan is calling in?

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

TNOFCAITWTALTC

Was this Paul Lambert’s response when he was asked about the Celtic job?

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Glue sniffing level of delusion. Brilliant.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

..........

 

[Recoba]

Fair enough at least this guy is calling out their deluded bullshit.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Boy on calling them all glue sniffers

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Fair enough at least this guy is calling out their deluded bullshit.

Yes, but he is taking away the call from another moonhowler. More tears needed.

 

[RLatapy]

Tommy what a guy, glue sniffers!!

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Lennon back. Great stuff.

 

[willowbankbear]

Tommy is class. , calling them glue sniffers

 

[Weesam]

Where's the airplane sketch glue sniffing marvelous

 

[Virgil Hilts]

If Fergal Harkin wasn’t Irish and didn’t have the most Irish sounding name in the world, Timmy wouldn’t give two shiny shits about him.

They’ll be looking to get more ( no fee ) loan players from Man City.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Rock on Tommy

 

[The Little General]

Tommy what a guy, glue sniffers!!

Absolute zoomer.

 

[Slipster]

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[bad boy boogie]

This guy aint a gers fan

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Well done Tommy. Bring back Neic.

 

[Recoba]

Yes, but he is taking away the call from another moonhowler. More tears needed.

True but the other Rangers fans who have called have been awful, at least this guy has gone through them a bit.

 

[Jamiegatami]

“I’d bring Lennon back”

 

[The Little General]

This guy aint a gers fan

This guy is an absolute clown

 

[gusty2]

Andy trying to correct himself lol.....our club

 

[BN94]

Halliday. Our club? Our clubs? Brilliant

 

[22ndBB]

Andy catching himself there

 

[TamS-RFC]

Andy Halliday I heard it... how big our club is

 

[WATP1979]

Tommy playing a blinder

 

[Leo_Ger]

Guidi pretending he has any knowledge or contacts in relation to Frank Lampard.

 

[China Bear]

Finally a reality check, Guidi can’t answer the question of the delusional thoughts of who Celtic can attract.

 

[Leo_Ger]

A lispy sex offender on now wanting Xavi and Iniesta in as manager and coach.

Hahahahhahaha