Best Short-Lived Chants

[SecondBestIsNothing]

The Loco-Motion came on the radio today and anytime I hear it I think of us singing “C’mon Stubbsy, do the no-promotion”. For me it’s one of the funniest chants we’ve ever hit out with.

It got me thinking what great chants we’ve used that may have only been used once or occasionally that you loved?

 

[gizmico1986]

Salim
Salim
Salim Kerkar

 

[Brian Laudrup]

Sebo’s on we’re taking the piss

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

Were on our way
Were on our way
To Baku, were on our way

How do we get there I dont know
How do we get there I dont care, all I know is we are on our way

 

[nelster]

The Baku

 

[wd1872]

Nakamura ate my dog

 

[Brian Laudrup]

Were on our way
Were on our way
To the Baku, were on our way

How do we get there I dont know
How do we get there I dont care, all I know is we are on our way

Fixed that for you

 

[ICA_86]

The Joey Garner song was a cracker.

 

[Buzz Lightyear]

Fixed that for you

The Baku

When you visit another city, Edinburgh for example, do you say "just visiting The Edinburgh" ??

 

[foxinthebox]

“We paid for your hats”

 

[Bigbluebear]

Carlos Cuellar song to the tune of the animals came in 2 by 2

Boogie song to la bamba.

 

[Papa_Sasac]

If you tolerate Rix,
Then your children will be next.

 

[Leopold]

When you visit another city, Edinburgh for example, do you say "just visiting The Edinburgh" ??

You’d last seconds as a fish

 

[Myc74]

The Baku for me.
Was incredible in the last 10 minutes of the Rapid Vienna game

 

[Delboy1962]

Not the best but certainly one of the most cringworthy was when the Tims sang 'there's only one united and that's a f**king biscuit' to Dundee Hivs years ago.

 

[Sancus]

“Tosh is in the huff”.

When ol’ Warchest himself took a absolute roasting from Ted McMinn (?) when he was with Dundee.

 

[Madjid Moments]

Some poor monkeys got a Tony Mowbray heid!

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Salim
Salim
Salim Kerkar

Oh Salim, Oh Salim Kerkar runs down the wing for me

 

[OohAhHuistra]

The best ever. Sure it was Boxing Day and I was out my young tits.

 

[ItsInTheNet]

Back in the Sixties but its a wee song I never forget. 'Sit on the baw, sit on the baw Willie Johnston, Willie Johnston'

 

[Cucumbear]

Mibbies aye
Mibbies naw
Oh mibbies aye, mibbies naw.

 

[104Bear]

Nakamura ate my dog

I asked a guy in the WRC what it was he was singing and he stopped, started again and gave it the full rendition. I’ll never forget it

But the tapestry thread ...

 

[TN8]

The best ever. Sure it was Boxing Day and I was out my young tits.

Everybody at that game was out their tits. Great atmosphere, one of my favourite ever away days.

 

[1288Bear]

One for the auld yins - Ronnie Glavin's in the jail.

Lasted one match before being replaced with -

Ronnie Glavin's oot on bail

 

[nelster]

When you visit another city, Edinburgh for example, do you say "just visiting The Edinburgh" ??

The chant was The Baku regardless

And you know it :shh:

 

[SMIB]

Chic Charnley gets a Xmas card from Michael Jackson

 

[Sancus]

One for the auld yins - Ronnie Glavin's in the jail.

Lasted one match before being replaced with -

Ronnie Glavin's oot on bail

To the tune of Brown Girl In The Ring!

 

[Madjid Moments]

Oh Carlos Cuellar you are the love of my life
Oh Carlos Cueller I’d let you shag my wife
Oh Carlos Cuellar, I want curly hair too!

And

Nananana nananana na na!
nananananananananaanaa
He’s 6ft 3, got got curly hair
His teeth are fucked but wee don’t Carlos Cuellar the Rangers centre half!

 

[PMB1872]

Glad that phase is over of shite songs for players because the young team had to find one for everyone. Sasa Papac to the tune of Heartbeat but with virtually no lyrics springs to mind.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

Everybody at that game was out their tits. Great atmosphere, one of my favourite ever away days.

4-1 wasn’t it? Was a bit like the Easter road game I think it was year before, everyone steaming enjoying themselves. Makes me miss it more watching old videos

 

[SimonLeBon]

Ibrox stadium circa 1970. Bernadettes a Cow Bernadettes a Cow e i o ma daddio Bernadettes a Cow.
Also around the same time. If you'd fight for Londonderry clap your hands, if you'd fight for Londonderry clap your hands, if you'd fight for Londonderry fight for Londonderry fight for Londonderry clap your hands....Que everyone in the old original Derry at Ibrox clapping their hands.

 

[Ambiorix]

One for the auld yins - Ronnie Glavin's in the jail.

Lasted one match before being replaced with -

Ronnie Glavin's oot on bail

I remember a joke at the time about Celtic signing an Austrian called Schopps - so that they could have a midfield of Glavin, Burns, Schopps.

 

[dougiem]

Let's all do the Anton
Let's all do the Anton
na na na na

 

[Rossayr1983]

Jason Cummings babyyyyyyyy
Jason Cummings ohhhhhhhhh

 

[Blutoe]

Can you do the Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauda
Can you do the Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauauauauda
Oh Fück ma heids on fire .....
Repeat whilst slapping the top of you head...
Graz 2000

 

[Tino_Col]

Oh Carlos Cuellar, I'd let you shag my wife...

 

[bud_light]

It's my attic

 

[Morelos20]

Can you do the Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauda
Can you do the Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauda, Nikki Lauauauauda
Oh Fück ma heids on fire .....
Repeat whilst slapping the top of you head...
Graz 2000

Think that was just you mate

 

[StansgRFC]

There’s only one Henrik Larson, he’s got a face like a Martian

 

[rossgers]

Short lived as their managers..
Cheer up Tommy Burns, oh what can it mean......
Cheer up Dr Jo, oh what can it mean.....
Cheer up monkeyheid, oh what can it mean......
Cheer up John Barnes, oh what can it mean.....

 

[The Canny Man]

Was incredible in the last 10 minutes of the Rapid Vienna game

The Baku for me.
Was incredible in the last 10 minutes of the Rapid Vienna game

Brilliant song, hopefully can be brought back in an updated version.

 

[Japandroid]

Oh Shitey Shitey...
Shitey Shitey Shitey Shitey Galloway

 

[km_2083]

Oh Carlos Cuellar you are the love of my life
Oh Carlos Cueller I’d let you shag my wife
Oh Carlos Cuellar, I want curly hair too!

Remember singing this at the piggery as he punched the ball over the bar & he got sent off

 

[kilbirnie bear]

McStay missed a penalty,McStay missed a penalty....McStay missed a penalty

 

[HarriBo 55]

We've got John greig colin Stein
And her majesty the Queen,
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
Na Na na na na na na
We are the Glasgow Rangers. WATP.

 

[spotlight]

And we all love Advocaat..

 

[EssexBear]

Gemmills a bastard - from the Derry late 60s ! He just turned and laughed

 

[eastenclosurebear]

Singing Lionel Charbonnier over and over again to the tune of La Marseillaise.

 

[Weesam]

No pope priest or holy water

 

[Harryrfc]

Frank mcgarvey's wifes a hoor...
Frank mcgarvey's wifes a hoor..

To the tune of we'll support you evermore