Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[The Gooner]

Aye, Christie had a hard shot to and all the broken windows outside every ground in Scotland is the evidence.

 

[Clicker]

If the goalies need their fingers strapped they must be reaching his shots, so he’s not that much of a finisher.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Big football story about their star player being out? Its was in the news days ago ffs.

 

[Haining84]

This new Greek striker turning tim goalies into Jamie Lannister.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

For a "journalist", Hugh doesn't seem to know shit.

 

[rfc4ever]

dodgy line…my a*se!

 

[Gilberstoun Bear]

“The guys shots are so powerful the goalies are gonaff wae their fingurs strapped”

Biggest rocket of the week!

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

Can none of them get the Japanese guys name right? Kyagi, kyigi, wyagi , kyogi , kyoga Mr furkin miyagi ..
I know they are as thick as pig shit but you'd think even for a thick as furk toothless Ork a five letter name still wouldn't be too hard to get correct .
As for that walloper that was on speaking about " Thu ranjurs being deed" wonder what his take is on the bheast club dying back in 94 and various other times throughout their history.
Always amuses me when they come away with this pish, fans of a club that's died and made more comebacks than Michael Barrymore .

 

[Humbug]

I don't care what Humbug says, this last page should be a lesson as to why not to listen to this show. As if you need one

Probably the kind of guys who like watching someone shag their wife who would listen to this shite.

A tad harsh buddy, you are better than that.

 

[blueboab]

For a "journalist", Hugh doesn't seem to know shit.

Old Hugh Knew alright. Just chooses to stay silent when it involves his beloved team.

 

[TQ3]

I think he misheard his pal, I suspect his mate said he was at liartown and they all had strap-ons!!

 

[Thommo2006]

Friday - boasting that their new striker is reading their keepers hands.

Saturday - barkas starts

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

A tad harsh buddy, you are better than that.

Is he?

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Here’s a regular reminder not to tune into this station tomorrow.

They hate us like the reporters at the Record hate us.

They will talk about non football matters when it is Rangers finances, tax cases, fans in the dock for behaviour away from the stadium, podders making mistakes.

They will not talk about off field/non football matters when it is someone else under the spotlight.

You cannot go after the Daily Record and tell people not to buy whilst also tuning into Radio Clyde. You as a listener boosts their audience numbers which feeds their advertising contracts.

Don’t tune in. Don’t fund Rangers haters.

I chucked them in the Jimmy Sanderson era.

I have no wish to waste my precious time listening to slabbering idiots.
I was married to one for long enough.

It’s time you lot left them to rot and die.

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1436386263972581379

 

[TQ3]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1436386263972581379

His dandruff has got worse!

 

[tazzabear]

Agreed mate, used to love the salty manky mob that phoned in trying to stutter out the name of their manager but I have zero interest in what they have to say about anything. The entire station needs gutted out and rebranded total tim tastic tossathon between themselves.

I'll be sticking to pornhub on an early evening from now on.

I’ll check this one out for you and give you a report around Christmas.

 

[Stoorie]

Wow. Powerful stuff from that guy talking about mental health. I hope he continues to handle it and gets the help he needs for a full recovery.
Utmost respect to him.

 

[Angus Og]

This new Greek striker turning tim goalies into Jamie Lannister.

Or Jeremy Beadle.

Watch out.

 

[Tailwind]

Can you not enjoy one or two nights a season when the lunatics are dialing in?

Listening every night - aye, it's brain rot. Listening when there's a high likelihood of someone coming on, starting to cry while screaming Sevco once or twice seems alright to me.

I think people who do that have no leg go stand on when talking about the Daily Record etc

 

[Tailwind]

I think the Scotland - Austria thread is still available if you want to get on that and preach your staunchness as well.

Explain the relevance to me please? Your point seems awfully confused.

 

[rfc4ever]

Gone from could Dom MacKay could have left because he had a health problem to he could have had something similar to Lawell’s arson attack in his private life wow talk about one extreme to the other but looking for the sympathy vote now though clearly

 

[Tailwind]

A tad harsh buddy, you are better than that.

I disagree on both counts : p

 

[mike myers loyal]

Found it.
If you are under 30 you might not get this but at the time it was just simply superb. Surreal.

The REAL Leigh Griffiths Blog: Chapter 1: 'Wha's in cherge here?'

web.archive.org

This was almost as good as the Flashman threads with Graeme Souness and the Red Hand Commandos doing battle with Speirs and Traynor.

 

[NOTTSRUGLENGER]

Hugh Schmeevins

 

[Gordilh]

Ah ahahahaha

Goalies with strapped fingers!!!!!!!

Kev’s in his cell at Carstairs, has to be

Barkas were strapped to his legs lol

 

[scottie626]

Old Hugh slipped one in i think he said we never sold anyone because nobody wanted our players

 

[Shengus Malengus]

There's going to be a lot of goalkeepers out this season. I hope everyone has adequate backups after facing this Greek striker. His shots are so powerful gks careers have been ended with the injuries caused . This guy isn't just a Greek striker, he's a Greek fucking god!

Beware Hotshot Papish.

 

[Lemmy]

This new Greek striker turning tim goalies into Jamie Lannister.

You mean they pump their sister???

 

[Brydo]

Or Jeremy Beadle.

Watch out.

Beatlesaboutery

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Old Hugh slipped one in i think he said we never sold anyone because nobody wanted our players

Gerrard lying about Patterson then Hugh?
We didnt sell as no-one matched our valuation and we didnt need to fill the coffers for forthcoming litigation

 

[beowulf]

Old Hugh slipped one in i think he said we never sold anyone because nobody wanted our players

Aye, but fair play to Jim Duffy putting him right on that.

 

[justice1]

Velocity haha

 

[Artful Dodger]

Ffs, their new Greek striker is the Ivan Drago of football.

Shots are sooooo vicious and hard.

You couldn't make this sh!t up

If he dies he dies!

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Explain the relevance to me please? Your point seems awfully confused.

I think you understand perfectly. I believe the phrase is "shit-stirrer".

 

[High Society]

Ffs, their new Greek striker is the Ivan Drago of football.

Shots are sooooo vicious and hard.

You couldn't make this sh!t up

Really hope he doesn’t injure Barkas……

 

[Macdonsj]

Gerrard lying about Patterson then Hugh?
We didnt sell as no-one matched our valuation and we didnt need to fill the coffers for forthcoming litigation

as opposed to the Yahoos being bartered down like some Turkish market seller

Oddone? £40m, ok £37m, listen i can do £30m no less - no? ok £25m, £20m?
one more day in the window and Palace would have gotten him for 3 sweeties and 5 foil paninis

 

[WDYGH]

If he dies he dies!

Ivan Drago Loyal.

 

[Empire]

"ah kno sum1 at Lennoxtown..."

"goalies goin aff wae fingers strapped up so am no worried"

So the keepers are saving every shot he has then?

They are unreal

 

[grahamdavid]

Aye, Christie had a hard shot to and all the broken windows outside every ground in Scotland is the evidence.

Only third floor and above.

 

[Macky]

So the keepers are saving every shot he has then?

They are unreal

If I was a striker I would be extremely worried if Barkas was getting his fingers anywhere near my shots.

 

[Vinted]

I see Barakas coming out with bandaged hands big enough to fill the goal.

 

[Martyboy70]

Ivan Drago Loyal.

Balboa Bears RSC

 

[Rfc111]

Why not ask shoo a football question like this. Should Celtic be allowed to buy players for transfer fees when they have court cases ongoing?

 

[Martyboy70]

I see Barakas coming out with bandaged hands big enough to fill the goal.

 

[Al khobar-ger]

Why not ask shoo a football question like this. Should Celtic be allowed to buy players for transfer fees when they have court cases ongoing?

Would be like kryptonite to them mate

 

[Baba Booey]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1436386263972581379

Vasilis Barkas after the big Greek boy's shooting practice.

 

[Edweird]

Listening to this just now.
25 minutes gone and absolute wonderment at ra sellics play and players.
10 minutes in Hugh has announced that Carter-Vickers is the real deal. Much like last piece of the jigsaw Duffy.
It's something to hear. After 25 minutes , ra sellic 0-0 against Ross County and they are still wondering "how many"?

 

[Buffalobluebear]

Gordon Duncan: “free kick Dundee, 40 yards out, Leigh Griffiths territory”

nah mate Leigh Griffiths territory is high school girls on Instagram

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Listening to this just now.
25 minutes gone and absolute wonderment at ra sellics play and players.
10 minutes in Hugh has announced that Carter-Vickers is the real deal. Much like last piece of the jigsaw Duffy.
It's something to hear. After 25 minutes , ra sellic 0-0 against Ross County and they are still wondering "how many"?

Heard a bit and he name dropped Jota with CR7 and how the crowd were lappi g it up and that Vickers was amazing. I thought theu must have been 3 up or something. Got in house and its still 0-0.