Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Baldrick]

Angeball woud be away by Christmas.

 

[Tailwind]

And that unspoken topic now comes up

Paedo ring at parkhead?

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Oh, oh, court cases - It's going to be a long two hours for Nuremberg Hugh.

 

[Humbug]

Why are we listening?

Probably all buying the record too

Away and lie on the beach ffs, neighbour hood watch!

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Can a few of us call in and make up an excuse then just talk about the court cases that have been and coming up? They can’t all cut it off surely?

Wee shoo under heavy pressure there. He hates when his favourite team gets pelters, he hates it!!

 

[NHAMPTON_BEAR]

Court cases glossed over again, eh?

 

[Bluealbertz]

Court cases glossed over again, eh?

Full caller not back on and some fuff about celtic being big buisness and not mentioned again

 

[Martyboy70]

Court cases glossed over again, eh?

They don't discuss legal matters - unless it's bears in the dock.

 

[Tailwind]

Away and lie on the beach ffs, neighbour hood watch!

Just got off the beach

Shame people continue to fund those trying to damage the club

 

[rfc4ever]

Disgusting the way that last caller got cut off as he dared to mention the Court Cases that aren’t being reported for some reason, strange that..

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Disgusting the way that last caller got cut off as he dared to mention the Court Cases that aren’t being reported for some reason, strange that..

Shut down completely. Sweep sweep.

 

[Tailwind]

I don't care what Humbug says, this last page should be a lesson as to why not to listen to this show. As if you need one

Probably the kind of guys who like watching someone shag their wife who would listen to this shite.

 

[The Predator]

Stuff in the freezer longer hahahahahahaha

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Eh turns in cash. Howler on now.

 

[WATP1979]

Stuff in the freezer longer

hahaha

 

[Paperskin]

"we move on" hahahahahah

 

[Paperskin]

Hahahahah Woodward is the best

Erm but debts

Aye but money n that

 

[rfc4ever]

Haha I’ve had stuff in the freezer longer than 70 days and Shoo all about the FACTS tonight

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I don't care what Humbug says, this last page should be a lesson as to why not to listen to this show. As if you need one

Probably the kind of guys who like watching someone shag their wife who would listen to this shite.

Can you not enjoy one or two nights a season when the lunatics are dialing in?

Listening every night - aye, it's brain rot. Listening when there's a high likelihood of someone coming on, starting to cry while screaming Sevco once or twice seems alright to me.

 

[arnietac1]

This guy Kevin thinks he is from The Telegraph Finance page...

 

[rfc4ever]

Shut down completely. Sweep sweep.

100% Shoo on the FACTS rampage tonight

 

[Scrubs UK]

The guys point WAS factual.

There were court cases ongoing during the last few weeks. He wasn't lying.

 

[WATP1979]

Sure this isn’t Sheridan on just now?

 

[oa81]

Kevin is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

 

[BlueBaloo]

Postcodelottery to follow Dom oot ra door!

Solidarity bruvver

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

I don't care what Humbug says, this last page should be a lesson as to why not to listen to this show. As if you need one

Probably the kind of guys who like watching someone shag their wife who would listen to this shite.

I think the Scotland - Austria thread is still available if you want to get on that and preach your staunchness as well.

 

[Buffalobluebear]

You know the tàrrier caller is getting upset when their voice goes up three octaves and only dogs can hear them scream Sellick at Shoo

 

[Davie86]

Can none of them get the Japanese guys name right? Kyagi, kyigi, wyagi , kyogi , kyoga Mr furkin miyagi ..
I know they are as thick as pig shit but you'd think even for a thick as furk toothless Ork a five letter name still wouldn't be too hard to get correct .
As for that walloper that was on speaking about " Thu ranjurs being deed" wonder what his take is on the bheast club dying back in 94 and various other times throughout their history.
Always amuses me when they come away with this pish, fans of a club that's died and made more comebacks than Michael Barrymore .

 

[kingstonbluenose]

This guy sounds one of them.

 

[kingstonbluenose]

You know the tàrrier caller is getting upset when their voice goes up three octaves and only dogs can hear them scream Sellick at Shoo

“Glashgow Shelltic”

3 times in quick succession.

 

[nelster]

“They are aware of something big going on in the club, its not easy”

What you talking about Hugh ?

 

[nelster]

“The guys shots are so powerful the goalies are gonaff wae their fingurs strapped”

 

[Paperskin]

"ah kno sum1 at Lennoxtown..."

"goalies goin aff wae fingers strapped up so am no worried"

 

[Papasmurf]

Hahahahaha goalkeepers come off training with hands strapped up as their shots are so powerful

 

[bilkobear]

Agreed mate, used to love the salty manky mob that phoned in trying to stutter out the name of their manager but I have zero interest in what they have to say about anything. The entire station needs gutted out and rebranded total tim tastic tossathon between themselves.

I'll be sticking to pornhub on an early evening from now on.

You do know there are far bigger cvunts on Clyde?

 

[Livibear]

“They are aware of something big going on in the club, its not easy”

What you talking about Hugh ?

It’s alright though, the new Greek signing can kick the ball really, really hard!

 

[WATP1979]

Ah ahahahaha

Goalies with strapped fingers!!!!!!!

Kev’s in his cell at Carstairs, has to be

 

[Davie2021]

“They are aware of something big going on in the club, its not easy”

What you talking about Hugh ?

Hmmmmm the plot thickens

 

[giogaddi]

HAHAHAHA

It obviously wasn't Barkas. As if he'd get his hand to a shot

 

[Gazza4d]

Ffs, their new Greek striker is the Ivan Drago of football.

Shots are sooooo vicious and hard.

You couldn't make this sh!t up

 

[Buffalobluebear]

Can none of them get the Japanese guys name right? Kyagi, kyigi, wyagi , kyogi , kyoga Mr furkin miyagi ..
I know they are as thick as pig shit but you'd think even for a thick as furk toothless Ork a five letter name still wouldn't be too hard to get correct .
As for that walloper that was on speaking about " Thu ranjurs being deed" wonder what his take is on the bheast club dying back in 94 and various other times throughout their history.
Always amuses me when they come away with this pish, fans of a club that's died and made more comebacks than Michael Barrymore .

You're kidding mate, the illiterate cünts can’t even pronounce Postecoglou’s name correctly

 

[WalterLoyal]

''Wee Furuhashi has captured the hearts of one half of the nation''

 

[Fitba Juice]

"ah kno sum1 at Lennoxtown..."

"goalies goin aff wae fingers strapped up so am no worried"

Won't be the cleaner anyway.

 

[arnietac1]

%^*& sake guys we better chuck it now. One of the new guys has a powerful shot.

Did i miss Hotshot Hamish being paraded last week?

 

[Mollysblackcoat]

“The guys shots are so powerful the goalies are gonaff wae their fingurs strapped”

Velocity haha

 

[DrMantisTobogganMD]

barkas has no hands anyway

 

[Swordfish1872]

Hahahahaha Kevin knows a lady's front bottom at shark park. VELOCITY

 

[BluenoseAL]

all their keepers' fingers may well have been f*cking strapped for the last 12 months

 

[Davie86]

There's going to be a lot of goalkeepers out this season. I hope everyone has adequate backups after facing this Greek striker. His shots are so powerful gks careers have been ended with the injuries caused . This guy isn't just a Greek striker, he's a Greek fucking god!

 

[WATP1979]

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