Had a £100 bet on who would win the league with a tim two doors up. This morning the door went and he was standing and asked for the money. Can any bears guess what happened next?
Dont put it past that lot!!He must be a necrophiliac then
Bigger than Colin McKenzie, could be some truth to this one.6' 15 stone retired Prison officer
Let's just say he left with something..a thick ear and a limp!!!
So he lives two doors up but you've never spoke to him.He stays two doors up ...not exactly a random....any idea who stays 2 up from you?
He stays two doors up ...not exactly a random....any idea who stays 2 up from you?
You kicked his C@NT In????Had a £100 bet on who would win the league with a tim two doors up. This morning the door went and he was standing and asked for the money. Can any bears guess what happened next?
Gazza mate I think your bothering too much about this, go put your bib on and get your lunchSo he lives two doors up but you've never spoke to him.
Suddenly you decide to offer him a £100 bet having previously had no dealings with him?
And for the record, yes I do know who lives two doors away from me. The idea of offering her a £100 bet at random is fùcking mental.
A bit like your thread.
Had a £100 bet on who would win the league with a tim two doors up. This morning the door went and he was standing and asked for the money. Can any bears guess what happened next?
You went the pedantic route and informed him the bet was whoever 'won' not 'awarded' the league.Had a £100 bet on who would win the league with a tim two doors up. This morning the door went and he was standing and asked for the money. Can any bears guess what happened next?
You'd have got that door open in no time then6' 15 stone retired Prison officer
Had a £100 bet on who would win the league with a tim two doors up. This morning the door went and he was standing and asked for the money. Can any bears guess what happened next?
Aye because putting £100 bets on with randoms in the street happens all the time.
Good man now refrain from associating with this Vhermin.Had a £100 bet on who would win the league with a tim two doors up. This morning the door went and he was standing and asked for the money. Can any bears guess what happened next?
Agreed , daft bet in the first place.i never understand this, i watch the same people in work making bets every year and yet if my memory is right Rangers were 3/1 to win the title last year, would you not be better sticking the 100 on at the bookies instead of timothy and having the humiliation of having to pay out
Says the guy who lies about battering a mentally challenged who chapped his door this morning!Gazza mate I think your bothering too much about this, go put your bib on and get your lunch
I'll guess at Coronation Street.In the incredibly unlikely event of this being a true story, I think it's only fair to name the street so normal people can avoid it. There's door chapping Celtic fans accepting bets from random angry Rangers fans.
You said something about social distancing and flung your cat at him.Had a £100 bet on who would win the league with a tim two doors up. This morning the door went and he was standing and asked for the money. Can any bears guess what happened next?
Did he not have that when he arrived?Let's just say he left with something..a thick ear and a limp!!!