Anyone managed to trick a tim into admitting we’re not a new club?

I’m a barber and one of my clients runs the Celtic club in town. We have good banter as he’s not rabid. As I went to use the razor r on his neck he was in middle of saying rangers didn’t bother him as.... he then thought where the blade was as and said because we’re not challenging.. was waiting on the same club pish
 
One of the most bitter bastards I've ever had the misfortune to work with in my previous job stated to me that without Rangers the league was absolutely abysmal, without games against Rangers his season ticket was a complete waste of time, and whether we were a new club or not in whoevers eyes he was glad we were back for the benefit of his club and the Scottish league as a whole.

I thought that was pretty telling, I didn't like the guy as I said he was as rabid as you could get but I'll give him his due he understood that you can't have no yin without yang.
 
Told one how can you get 10 in a row when half way through it a new club formed.....it’s one or the other what’s it to be.
 
Why the %^*& do you need to justify we are the same club. Op sounds like the type that calls himself a hun. Also don't get why any Rangers fan would use the term old firm.
 
I refuse to discuss football with them in work, the only place I come into contact with them.
 
gers1978 said:
I’ve noticed at work that certain Celtic fans (most of which are otherwise brand new to be fair) will deliberately avoid using the term “Old Firm” and will always say “Celtic - Rangers game” I’m assuming this is due to groupthink coming from tim forums, toeing the party line, etc.

Now we all know that no-one but the most deluded of tims actually believes we’re a new club. Even 90% of tims are just saying it as a wind up or due to above mentioned groupthink, without really believing it.

Me and another Bear from work have now decided it’ll be good sport to see who can be first to get one of them to slip up; get them to say “since yous came back up” or admitting to something recent being an extension of an old record or something like that.

Anyone managed this so far, or any good ideas to bait them with? :D
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I'm happy that I don't need to work or socialise with any of them.
 
Buffallo72 said:
While I hate them as much as anyone I genuinely do not believe a word of that. Are you seriously saying you have never socialised or have any family member even that’s a Tim? My family is what you could describe as very staunch with quite a few in the OO and we have quite a few in laws that are tims who have married into the family with not so much as eyelid batted. The split with my mates is prob 50/50. Not one of us in either side has any interest in anything to do with NI or religion. When it came to the independence ref all bar 2 of the boys who are proper bluenoses voted YES, which drove me mental tbf. Also watched he last OF game at Ibrox up here in Skye and it was around 60/40 in favour of us. There wasn’t a hint of bother and being an island everyone of them knew each other and were obviously friends.
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Mate i couldnt care less what you believe.
Since we got voted down my hate for them has multiplied 10 fold, there hate and venom for our club was beyond the pale and ill never forget or forgive. If one was on fire in front of me id sit down n watch.
You can have as many tramp mates as you want, again i couldn't care less.
 
One of my best mates is a Celtic fan. Very strange situation. He’s a Protestant, Unionist, Monarchist and supports the British Armed Forces. He knows we’re the same club and says as much. He literally thinks the same as all of my mates who are season tickets holder at Ibrox yet every week he’s away to the Piggery while we’re going to see Rangers. Don’t know how many times I’ve told him he’d be better to support Rangers cause his fellow tramps must hate him.

You could debate if that makes him better or worse...

He’s genuinely the only Celtic fan who would talk to me about football, religion or politics. The others I know, from work, wouldn’t say anything negative to me about Rangers - I usually overreact.
 
I genuinely can't think of anything in the world - on any subject - that I'm less interested in than mentally challenged opinions on Rangers.

It's pretty clear from their utter obsession with us that they don't see us as a 6 year old football club that they've only played 9 or 10 times.
 
The few Tims that I have to work with still refer to the Old Firm when talking about games against us.
 
You would be amazed how many of them don't know how many titles they've won I usually ask we are going as you know for 55 how many is it you've won most of the ones I asked don't know
 
Every season they say we're a new club. Every season they say we have no history.
According to their logic we have died and regenerated every season.
"Yer a new club ye've nae history!"
So why does this "new club" bother them so much???
 
One of the bosses in my work is one of them but football rarely comes up but when it comes up (usually after a few pints) it's always about us beating them for some bizarre reason. Fine by me though :D
 
davycooper said:
Most of them are brand new ??
Really ??
Well its my experience that most of them are scummy arse kissing grassing back stabbing rhats.
Ill only talk to them when i have to through work. I NEVER talk to them about my club and i refuse to socialize with them in any shape or form.
They are sub human in my eyes.
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Fair enough there is alot of scummy tims out there and I know a few, my dads side are all staunch prods n my papa was in the lodge for 50yr but my dad let the side down by marrying my mother who was catholic and a septic fan which leads to some interesting old firm games and arguements in our house, not once has my old dear said we are a new club and she actually gets wound up by the scum that do as she believes that no septic fan truly believes we are a new club as in here eyes the hatred they have for us wouldn't be there anymore if that was the case,

Most are c.nts but sadly cant agree that my own mother is sub-humanl.
 
Morpheus said:
Every season they say we're a new club. Every season they say we have no history.
According to their logic we have died and regenerated every season.
"Yer a new club ye've nae history!"
So why does this "new club" bother them so much???
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It’s ridiculous.

They only maintain the charade because they think it winds us up, but we couldn’t care less, so what’s the point?

The minute we win some silverware and it’s added to the club’s historical total, the game’s a-bogey.

And this is the bit that bemuses me.

Right now, are they still labouring under the misapprehension this won’t occur?

If so, what name do they expect to see on the trophy?

Sevco?

Perhaps they’ve been using that name for so long they really do believe that’s what we’re now called?

Which means title number 55 threatens to level them like a blue tsunami when they finally realise - way, way after everyone else - that we’re one in the same club and always have been.

I can’t wait!
 
Alfredo the great said:
Why the %^*& do you need to justify we are the same club. Op sounds like the type that calls himself a hun. Also don't get why any Rangers fan would use the term old firm.
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We can’t all be as uber staunch as you it seems.

Who said anything in my OP about justifying anything?
 
superallythe2nd said:
One of the bosses in my work is one of them but football rarely comes up but when it comes up (usually after a few pints) it's always about us beating them for some bizarre reason. Fine by me though :D
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My boss is as big a Celtic fan as you could ever see - pays for season tickets for her and her man, goes to every game, goes to end of season functions, meets the players, went to RC school, her whole life away from work revolves around supporting Celtic.

A bigger “no” voter in the independence debate you’ll never meet (and she’s a chartered accountant by trade), she still calls Rangers - Celtic games “old firm” and is not rabid or bitter in any way, shape or form.

My missus, and mother of my kids, is a Celtic fan. I know that won’t go down well with the uber staunch on here
 
gers1978 said:
We can’t all be as uber staunch as you it seems.

Who said anything in my OP about justifying anything?
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I'm not uber staunch neither do I need to come on a forum and ask for advice on how to deal with pond life. Now away and play with your timmy buddies.
 
I work beside loads of them and they try the whole Sevco , Zombies , Newco pish with me to try and get a reaction and it winds them up when I say nothing lol
 
When 55 occurs, we shall be in a win / win situation; on the one hand, the Great Unwashed are going to unravel at a rate last seen around the time of the Big Bang at the prospect of 55 as, deep down, they KNOW we are the same club. On the other, they are going to cling on desperately to the cognitive dissonance of their collective groupthink that we are a new club. And when they voice that, we will smile, ruffle their unwashed hair and chuckle, "So, you'll never ever beat the Rangers again, will you?".
 
do not talk football with any of them. would not be hard to trick one of them. because every day they think it is a trick when day turns into night.
 
robandmundt said:
The only celtic fan I speak to about football is one of my best mates, doesn't do all the IRA anti-britain stuff, all about football for him, and he finds the sevco/new team stuff an absolute riddy
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When he is with his other mates im sure he is a differete guy, riddy? really? watch yer back bro.
 
Pure blue blood,why the phuck would any of my family want to entertain any of these rancid barstewards.
 
I do enjoy wee digs at them. I asked the tims at work the other day about the new Scottish tax changes that are happening soon. The look of bemusement on the faces was hilarious. I told them they were obviously fucking experts on tax, they should know all about it.
 
I used to have a few pals who supported that mhob and we used to have a few weekly beers.

After the last 5 or 6 years of hatred against my club and culture I find I can no longer drink with them which is quite sad.

So, in short, apart from my nephew, I live in a mentally challenged free zone which is just fine.
 
Offer them outside for a free dig, it will likely end in one of three ways:
• You will knock their bollix in; or
• They will say they were only joking; or
• They will run away
 
Should it not be has anybody got them to admit the truth. That Lord Nimmo Smith, UEFA, the SFA, Uncle Tom Cobley you name it have all debunked the new club nonsense. (All except the brain dead obsessed DHIMS)
 
Linwoodbear said:
Should it not be has anybody got them to admit the truth. That Lord Nimmo Smith, UEFA, the SFA, Uncle Tom Cobley you name it have all debunked the new club nonsense. (All except the brain dead obsessed DHIMS)
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This is the bit I don't get - when the ONLY people on the planet who believe something about a football club are the fans of it's fiercest rival, doesn't that tell them something about what the truth actually is?
 
GREGRFC said:
One of my best mates is a Celtic fan. Very strange situation. He’s a Protestant, Unionist, Monarchist and supports the British Armed Forces. He knows we’re the same club and says as much. He literally thinks the same as all of my mates who are season tickets holder at Ibrox yet every week he’s away to the Piggery while we’re going to see Rangers. Don’t know how many times I’ve told him he’d be better to support Rangers cause his fellow tramps must hate him.

You could debate if that makes him better or worse...

He’s genuinely the only Celtic fan who would talk to me about football, religion or politics. The others I know, from work, wouldn’t say anything negative to me about Rangers - I usually overreact.
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Very strange situation, a Protestant Celtic supporter.
 
gers1978 said:
I’ve noticed at work that certain Celtic fans (most of which are otherwise brand new to be fair) will deliberately avoid using the term “Old Firm” and will always say “Celtic - Rangers game” I’m assuming this is due to groupthink coming from tim forums, toeing the party line, etc.

Now we all know that no-one but the most deluded of tims actually believes we’re a new club. Even 90% of tims are just saying it as a wind up or due to above mentioned groupthink, without really believing it.

Me and another Bear from work have now decided it’ll be good sport to see who can be first to get one of them to slip up; get them to say “since yous came back up” or admitting to something recent being an extension of an old record or something like that.

Anyone managed this so far, or any good ideas to bait them with? :D
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Don’t talk to them , hate them
 
That big listed building we call Ibrox that was built 5 years ago is pretty impressive.....

Conversing with mentally challengeds never ends well. Thankfully, doesn’t happen to me often.
 
Why would it be a trick? We’re the same club end of. Anyone who disagrees is an attention seeking agenda driven mentalist.
 
I don’t have anything to do with them and that’s the best policy as I have had years of negative experience of them and as for the old firm bollocks I don’t use it and would prefer the club and support didn’t either but I know the club are happy to continue as usual as it’s the traditional old saying and selling point of the Scottish game and the media still use the term also but I have long desired to see our club distance ourselves from the mob across the city as much as reasonably possible because they have consistently shown disrespect and that they wanted us destroyed and devastated...to ignore this is crazy!
 
I used to have four mentally challengeds that worked for me, one of them was very vocal about us being a new club, I now only have three mentally challengeds that work for me now.
 
Daz1690 said:
I used to have four mentally challengeds that worked for me, one of them was very vocal about us being a new club, I now only have three mentally challengeds that work for me now.
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I fúcking love that post. Fckng love the direction you are going in. Keep at it, your strategic plan is nearly 25% complete.

Staunch Boss Loyal!
 
gers1978 said:
I’ve noticed at work that certain Celtic fans (most of which are otherwise brand new to be fair) will deliberately avoid using the term “Old Firm” and will always say “Celtic - Rangers game” I’m assuming this is due to groupthink coming from tim forums, toeing the party line, etc.

Now we all know that no-one but the most deluded of tims actually believes we’re a new club. Even 90% of tims are just saying it as a wind up or due to above mentioned groupthink, without really believing it.

Me and another Bear from work have now decided it’ll be good sport to see who can be first to get one of them to slip up; get them to say “since yous came back up” or admitting to something recent being an extension of an old record or something like that.

Anyone managed this so far, or any good ideas to bait them with? :D
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WHY do we have to trick thick sellik dicks at all.

Your bait, and your baiting the gullible on here. So eff off.
 
I was a bitter young Bastard in the 70's I hated that mob.

I then let a couple of them into my life (through marriage) and let my guard down.

I now have them out my life the lying two faced Bastards and now I am a bitter auld Bastard.

Fu(k them.


PS and I feel great about it.
 
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